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Old 07-14-2006, 05:36 AM   #41
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The problems these days with being straight is you can't find a decent looking girl who can take a good dead baby joke and won't try to run your life. Likewise all these bitches want kids, I hate kids, I hate kids alot.

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Old 07-14-2006, 05:53 AM   #42
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Aw, I'm starting to warm up to you, Jmac. Keep on looking, Samnmax, you'll eventually find a girl who hates babies as much as you do. Really, they have more reason to. Babies make them fat and absolutely ravish the perineum during labor.

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Old 07-14-2006, 06:06 AM   #43
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It's not just babies, I hate children too. So many possibly meaningful (what a laugh) relationships have been cut off short because they had to ask stupid questions.
"What do you do for fun?"
"Push orphans into the snow, why?
"You're sick"
"I don't think so, could you feel my forehead or maybe something lower?"
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:17 AM   #44
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Sounds like a good enough qualifying test, may I make use of it along my journeys?

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Old 07-14-2006, 06:44 AM   #45
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Sure, no must sleep, make more asinine comments tommorow, I meen later today.
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Old 07-14-2006, 12:02 PM   #46
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I need to find a decent-looking girl who frequents /b/. That would win so ****ing much.
Yes, then you could make sweet, sweet cyber-love to her.
Read: j*rk off in a chat room together.

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Old 07-14-2006, 05:36 PM   #47
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Yes, then you could make sweet, sweet cyber-love to her.
Read: j*rk off in a chat room together.
More like stick it in her pooper.



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Old 07-14-2006, 05:40 PM   #48
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Jesus don't say that, thats a one way highway.
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:42 PM   #49
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Jesus don't say that, thats a one way highway.
The lube is a temporary median in the middle of the road.



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Old 07-14-2006, 05:45 PM   #50
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I saw a picture of a stretched ass crack before, I hope hope to never see such a thing in person. Unless your talking about a suppository(and you can't haveit in a pill or an injection).
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:47 PM   #51
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I saw a picture of a stretched ass crack before, I hope hope to never see such a thing in person. Unless your talking about a suppository(and you can't haveit in a pill or an injection).
Oh yeah, goatse.



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Old 07-14-2006, 05:52 PM   #52
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Why do we allways come back to anal sex around here?
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:55 PM   #53
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More like stick it in her pooper.
Better give her an enema first. Anal fetishes can get pretty nasty if you don't take precautions.

Edit:@Samnmax, What? You've had this kind of discussion before?'

Edit 2: I have 420 posts.

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Old 07-14-2006, 05:57 PM   #54
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It's all Ray's fault, all he wants to talk about is Oral Buttsex

Edit: Lets talk about something else, all this Buttsex talk is boring me. I gots a free computer coming to me, maybe I'll save up some cash and convert it into a MythTV setup.

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Old 07-14-2006, 07:32 PM   #55
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It's all Ray's fault, all he wants to talk about is Oral Buttsex

Edit: Lets talk about something else, all this Buttsex talk is boring me. I gots a free computer coming to me, maybe I'll save up some cash and convert it into a MythTV setup.
I got two free P4 systems the other day.



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Old 07-14-2006, 07:37 PM   #56
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****er, I think what I'm gettings a P3. Of course untill I can afford 2 tuner cards, a hardware PVR, and maybe just maybe a decent LCD screen it'll be doing some pretty normal stuff.
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Old 07-14-2006, 07:39 PM   #57
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2.0 GHz P4, 1 GB DDR-333 RAM, 2x20 GB HD, GeForce FX5500.



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Old 07-14-2006, 07:43 PM   #58
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What are you running on it?
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Old 07-14-2006, 07:44 PM   #59
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What are you running on it?
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:00 PM   #60
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I ordered an Ubuntu Cd a few days ago, I've been trying to learn how to use Unix-like OS's for a little while now, which is extremely frustrating after 14 years of Windows use. The computer I was running Redhat on is crahed for now (after I messed with the greeter), so I'm not learning a thing with that. I heard Ubuntu was reasonably easy to pick up on and highly usable so I'll give it a try.
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:02 PM   #61
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You don't have a CD burner?



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Old 07-14-2006, 08:04 PM   #62
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I do but untill I get down to the root of my internet speed problem I don't want to go about tying up the lines. This is much easier.

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Old 07-14-2006, 08:38 PM   #63
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I got two free P4 systems the other day.
Why'd you get them for free?
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:55 PM   #64
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You don't care about my free computer, bastard.
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:03 PM   #65
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Of course I do. I want to hear all about it. Fill me in.
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:08 PM   #66
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Alright I'm apeased.
An enginear my mom works with was running out of space in his garage, so he said he'd give it to me. Very simple, doesn't have a HD but I've got a 20g laying around somewhere (It might be fried, I don't quite recall, and I can allways go and buy another one). I'd have lots of nice money to spend on all the stuff I want if those ****ers over at Outback hadn't lost the personality test they made me take (and I lied rampantly on).
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:34 PM   #67
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I go with Max because of what can happen to him during Hit the Road. As for Sam, he gets darts on his eyes and nose, but nothing else really of that humor value.(fights with Lee-Harvey, such as setting off the alarm don't count, those involve BOTH Sam & Max)




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You lied on the personality test? Why would you do such an awful thing? So I guess you're still a job-less bum, eh? Too bad. I bet you're glad to get rid of the laptop though.

And Murray, that's off-topic. Err, wait...
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:47 PM   #69
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I don't think they're going to give a job to someone who beleives that somewhere out in the world there might be someone who deserves to be hurt, also I'm no people person. I want to wash dishes damnit, I don't need to be a people person to wash dishes.
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:58 PM   #70
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Glad my jobs aren't like that. What was the pay for it? Minimum wage, or higher?
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Old 07-14-2006, 10:01 PM   #71
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Why'd you get them for free?
My school was going to recycle them, so I asked to have them.



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Old 07-14-2006, 10:03 PM   #72
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Minumum to start, their just putting it in so it's a real mess over there the few times I've needed to go. It's still better than the 10 minute explanation I got over at Menards as to why there are no jobs availible.
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My school was going to recycle them, so I asked to have them.
My School said they were going to recycle some of the P3 jobs, although our school board is stingy as hell and I'd have to jump outta the bushes to get ahold of any of them. P3 is just not worth going to jail for.
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Old 07-14-2006, 10:16 PM   #73
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I thought you were a college student. Or is that what you meant by school?

Samnmax, so where are you looking for work now?
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I go back to Outback on monday so I can retake the test and they said they could interview me while I'm there.
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Hey, uh, never tell the truth on those personality tests. They are discrimination and against your American working rights. It's also all just one company selling it's test out to many nation retail/restaurant corporations. The company does not construct their test with the help of professional psychologists.
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I'm sure they can find a better way to screen out the crazy people that doesn't waste my time.
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Hey, uh, never tell the truth on those personality tests. They are discrimination and against your American working rights. It's also all just one company selling it's test out to many nation retail/restaurant corporations. The company does not construct their test with the help of professional psychologists.
You hear that? You did the right thing to lie on that test. Stick it to the man and all that. What's your resume like?
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I was a caddy when I was 12 they don't keep records. I should have gotten a job last summer but running over baby ducks with a 4-wheeler was more fun.
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Hmm, that does sound like fun.
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Old 07-14-2006, 10:43 PM   #80
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I thought you were a college student. Or is that what you meant by school?

Samnmax, so where are you looking for work now?
Kinda. I have to take most of my classes outside of my high school because I've already passed most of my school's AP classes.



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