Eltee, I submit you this challenge.

[AdventureLover]

Eltee, I submit you this challenge.
Kiss my schphincter

[Ray Jones]

I seem have a lack in understanding why exactly you are doing this. Because he closed the other thread(s)? See, this is a section of the forums, where you can ask for help in the first place. So there is a good reason why ElTee closed down the first. Don't get me wrong, you tried to help out, that should classify you as something like an almost nice guy.
But since this is not the right place for craptalk, it was foreseeable that this thread is going to be closed quick, because we did it nevertheless.

Also, I don't consider it to be a good idea to mock the mods for closing an rather old thread, which is not even yours, with two, let's say.. less fortunate threads, especially if you we you, and you alone we gave the very reason to do so. This will lead to nothing, except more closed threads, everyone saying stupid things like "yes, but" or "no, if" and eventually I am going to drop pants while dreaming of Cameron Diaz.

Plus, I see no reason to take it to this quite personal level, since:
(A) ElTee knows where I live.
(B) ElTee is a sex god.
(C) Even *I* say so.
(D) D?
(E) I can count to "Z" already!
(F)
(G) I'll stop now..


Calm down, take a cookie, have sex, grab a nice OT forum, have fun.

But be clever and do not throw crap at a mod because he actually is doing his job the right way.


*noOoOoOoOoOoOods hyperactively*


*receives paycheck*


*buys ticket to Jamaica*


*offline*

[Thrik]

Hey now, get a grip. Just because a thread you contributed in was closed is no excuse to then create others complaining about it in a somewhat hostile manner.

elTee rightfully closed the original thread because it was rapidly filling with off-topic posts, and as this is a help forum that ideally can serve as a useful archived of Q&As for others who might need help, that's not really very desirable.

If you want to post more random things without problems then go to the relevant forum.

[AdventureLover]

Well that's a fine howdy-do, welcome-to-this-forum. Close down every thread I participate in. Thank you.

[Ray Jones]

Hey, but your reg. date says your old. And furthermore, *I* gave you a warm and fuzzy welcome, more than I ever gave to anyone else XD

C'mon already, no harm was done, and no thread was closed just because of you.
So this is not really of importance, let's just bugger off and go here, here or here. ;]

[Thrik]

Did you actually read what I said AdventureLover, or did you just choose to ignore it? If you want to contribute with off-topic posts, use the off-topic forum. Nobody's out to victimise you, and you weren't even specifically targetted when closing down the three-month-old Sam & Max thread. It was just an old thread going nowhere and filling with nonsense posts, thus clogging up the help forum.

[AdventureLover]

Sorry man, i'm just tired, tis all. That's makin me a little drowsy.
When i get like this, i sometimes say **** i probably shouldn't.
hope u can forgive me

[Ray Jones]

Uuh, Thrik, would you pleeease stop parroting what I say?? X))) :P

Err. I'd now like to hijack this thread, as it seems its current topic will only cause spots and evil acne on each one of us' faces.

So.. go right on and

Post thy pictures!!




*cough*

For those who didn't check it, that was a joke. And for those who didn't check this, too, this is now Ter Jokey Thread (non penis nor vagina version)!!


I'll start with a classic one:

- Why did the electric sheep cross the road?

- Negative sheep charge on the other side.

[elTee]

I didn't close the other thread. But I would have done.

There's nothing personal here, I mean hell, I've only been in the help forums about twice anyway, but as Thrik said, if you want to talk about 'off-topic' stuff that's not the place to do it.

Seriously... there's a forum over on the Monkey Island boards where you'll fit right in.

[Ray Jones]

But, remember ElTee, we only need volunteers people taller than 5'7" there, due to those recent changes concerning the severed head issue forum policy.

[itchythesamurai]

Just tall enough to be Imperial Stormtroopers, eh? I'm on to you, Mr. Jones, on to you like a fox!

[SyntheticGerbil]

Rayjones is a bonehead. He can kiss my sculptor.

[itchythesamurai]

He can kiss my sculptor too while he's at it, he's a pretty great looking guy.

[Ray Jones]

Sean, it's Ray G. Jones for you *i***, or else I'm not gonna kiss anything at all, and that could definitly mean the samurai might consider raising his sword against you (possibly).

[itchythesamurai]

I'm stuck with a bamboo practice sword at the moment (still capable of killing people), but the Renaissance Festival comes back to Texas in a couple of months, and I'll be old enough to buy swords. Trust me, I'm saving up. I'd hate to sever my special bond with Gerbil though.

[Ray Jones]

(I just wanted to scare him a bit so he'd give us the puppy look.)

[itchythesamurai]

(Hah, I don't think you'd like to look at what Sean does to puppies. Thank God he can't read inside of parenthesis!)

[Ray Jones]

(Yeah. We should not tell him though, he might secretly take lessons without telling us!)

[itchythesamurai]

(Secretly take lessons? Gerbil is about as subtle as Ann Coulter/Family Guy/Ebola!)

[Ray Jones]

(Shhd. I think he's watching us!)

Hey, Sean! Wassup? *waves*

(Oooo, this is fun!! How stupid can you be, not being able to read inside of paranthesis? I mean, gosh, almost like a bad parser script! lol)

..

*waves again*

(But.. yeah I think you're right. Let's feel boastful save!)

[itchythesamurai]

Hey Sean, I think you are (not) cool! I'll (never) be your best friend! (Teehee! Oh man, Ray, the adrenaline rush is kicking in!)

[SyntheticGerbil]

(Family Guy? You dick.)

Hey you live in Texas?

[itchythesamurai]

Yeah, steers and queers. Just on holiday at the moment. Any particular reason for asking?

[Ray Jones]

Na klar! Preparing your house for your return. LSD in the water!

[elTee]

I love how people use that as a threat...

[itchythesamurai]

If I could get some Calea Zacatechichi put into my water also while I'm gone, that'd be great. Thanks guys, you're really pulling through for me.

[SyntheticGerbil]

Because I live in Houston.

[itchythesamurai]

No way, I live in Houston! And I'm hoping to go to Rice! (Oh gosh, if I stop posting on LucasForums, Sean probably abducted and killed me...amongst other things.)

[Ray Jones]

Originally Posted by elTee

I love how people use that as a threat...

We pretend that. Truth is, we enlarge the "community", and in the end it doesn't matter anymore.

Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil

Because I live in Houston.

Is that near a uterus?

[itchythesamurai]

You've never heard the official slogan of Houston? Houston: where a uterus is always within a stone's throw!

[Ray Jones]

Sharon's throwing up uteruses?

[SyntheticGerbil]

Houston is a scrotum shack.

Anyways, I'm currently going to the Art Institute. You should become an animator.

[Samnmax221]

Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil

Houston is a scrotum shack.

Wouldn't know since my expeireince in Texas doesn't go much past Dallas/Fort Worth Airport, and Witchita Fall's

[SyntheticGerbil]

I have been to Wichita Falls, but I remember none of it. GOOOOOO FIGUREABLE

[itchythesamurai]

Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil

Houston is a scrotum shack.

Anyways, I'm currently going to the Art Institute. You should become an animator.

Yeah, that pretty much sums up Houston. One of my friends is an art fag, you'd probably like her. I respect animation and art, but personally have no motor skills or talent.

[SyntheticGerbil]

I'm not an art fag. But this is assuming by art fag you mean someone who eats Indian food, goes to the Angelika theatre, enjoys David Lynch, and has a Requiem for a Dream poster in their bedroom.

But if you just mean an ******* that draws, then I yam.

[itchythesamurai]

You're fine by me, Gerbil. You have every right to be pretentious should you choose it. I'm wondering, do you have a deviantART account by any chance?

[Samnmax221]

We haven't seen any of Gerbils work since "cockring" not forgetting however the flash animation, though I don't remember what came last.

[SyntheticGerbil]

No I don't have a deviant art account as I think it's just another myspace.

As far as my work, sometimes it's good, but I don't have stuff to show I'm proud of right now because every project I've done lately is more for learning than being impressive.

So yes, the cockring is my masterpiece. I drew almost none of it. And uh, I drew that avatar I have in the 10th grade in mspaint. Sometimes I think I might put effort into changing it.

[Samnmax221]

Except with deviant art you have a slightly lesser chance of being raped.