Trippy Mad/Mad fanfiction
Me and Smon had the idea to do a fanfic where Mad Mod and The Mad Hatter took over the world. HERE IS THE RESULT!!
SOMETHING COMPLEATLY DIFFERENT!!!
One day, Mad Mod was sitting around, pondering how to take over the world. "Oh my god! I GOT IT!" He yelled. He picked up his tele and dialed a few numbers.
Meanwhile, the Mad Hatter sat in his warehouse in Gotham and had a deliciously evil tea party, with deliciously evil tea and deliciously evil sugar cubes for the tea. He then got a phone call. H picked up the tea cup phone and said "Hello? Who's intrupting my deliciously evil tea party?"
"It's Mad Mod. I need to ask you somthing." Mod said, over the line.
"What do you want?" Hatter asked putting a deliciously evil sugar cube into his deliciously evil cup of tea.
"Can I use your mind control tecknology to take over the world? I mean, we could co rule, we're both mad." Mod said, twirling his cane.
"Under one condition, Let me turn a country into wonderland." said Hatter.
"So, you let me use your mind control technology if I..." Mod said, but was intrupted
"Turn France into my own personal wonderland, yes." He said, shaking his head
Mod paused for a moment. "...why France?" he asked.
Hatter tiped his hat for a moment and simply replied, "It's very strange. It won't take long to twist and change."
Mod giggled girlishly for a moment and said "So it won't! I like the way you think!"
"Then it's settled! I'll fed-ex the tecknology to you right away." Hatter yelled, slamming his deliciously evin tea onto his deliciously evil table.
"I'd rather you use UPS." Mod said, "They're cheaper here."
"Oh ok. I just don't know where a UPS store is around here." Hatter said
"Just go on their website. I think there's a store locater there." Mod said tossing his cane up.
"Alright, I'll check it out later. Talk to you again when I can have France." Hatter said, waving to himself.
"KayKay!" Mod said, "Bye now, duckie!"
About a week passed and Mod eventually got his package when Dale Jarred came to his home in the big brown truck, and gave it to him.
Mod designed a very fashionable hat for his new collection with the teck inside it. Everyone bought one and wore it because it was so trendy! Then, Hatter controled everyone's minds who wore the hat, and everyone who wasn't controlled, had to sit at the loser's table at lunch for not being trendy. then the loser's table was destroyed and they died.
"YAY!" mod yelled when everyone was controlled. He then used his magical cane to make everyone London chic. They wore his 60's designs and every town had a Carneby St.
Hatter was happy with France and the place is a frequent vacation spot for suicidal people and Cheshire Cat enthusiast. He had a dliciously evil tea party every day for the rest of his mad life.
Mod became ruler of the mod, mod world.He even had Gemma Ward as his ad girl, how trendy is that? Every town had cute little boutiques and coffee shops where toy could eat crumpets! And the world was in eternal happiness, because it's always been voted 'most styish' in the universal yearbook.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
Last edited by Darth_Ave; 07-07-2006 at 02:30 AM.