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Old 07-13-2006, 12:00 PM   #1
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Smile G Man Quotes

Anyone remember the G-men quotes? If so could you post them here. I want to make some icons and know that I would only butcher them if I tried to remember them myself.


All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place.
Like shooting someone.
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Old 07-13-2006, 12:52 PM   #2
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Okay, let me think back.

"Rhubarb is a contreversail pie flavor" was always a favorite of mine.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 07-13-2006, 01:36 PM   #3
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"Over time, my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies."
"I am your sister in grief."
"When my husband drinks excessively, I may threaten him with this rolling pin, but we really do love each other."
"Feces."


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Old 07-13-2006, 01:41 PM   #4
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"Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service to the community."

Also, There is road constructuon outside my house at the moment. I'm considering putting on my trenchcoat and fedora, grabbing a red sign and just repeating "Hello fellow roadcrew worker. Welcome to the road crew."


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 07-13-2006, 03:39 PM   #5
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"Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service to the community."

Also, There is road constructuon outside my house at the moment. I'm considering putting on my trenchcoat and fedora, grabbing a red sign and just repeating "Hello fellow roadcrew worker. Welcome to the road crew."
Do it.

No... wait, that would be foolish.

*pulls out a camera*

Now do it, we can send it to YouTube or Mega64.


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Old 07-13-2006, 03:42 PM   #6
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Ok, I have to make a sign. and wait for them to work again.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 07-13-2006, 03:52 PM   #7
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"Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service to the community."

Also, There is road constructuon outside my house at the moment. I'm considering putting on my trenchcoat and fedora, grabbing a red sign and just repeating "Hello fellow roadcrew worker. Welcome to the road crew."
Lol. They'd probably think you were insane and have you removed by force.


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Like shooting someone.
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:09 PM   #8
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I'd pretend to dig with the sign and stuff. My mom will kill me but whatever.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:45 PM   #9
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Today I got to work and act like a G-Man.

My Grandma works for a cable company so I went out to make drops with her (see those tiny flags sitting around lawns and construction sites? I get paid to plant those.) so the whole time I was going all like "I am a cable worker, although you do not see the direct fruits of my labor I provide a job that makes entertainment for all possible."


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Old 07-13-2006, 04:47 PM   #10
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HA! That's funny. I will do my g-man road worker than.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 07-16-2006, 07:33 PM   #11
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"Where is the milkman?"
"What is the purpose of the goggles?"
"I wish that my loved one had remembered to designate me as the benificiary of his Y2K policy,"
"Look at that woman's breasts. They are large,"

I have ALL the G-men quotes on my laptop. As in, the sound files for them. They ROCK.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

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Old 07-16-2006, 08:11 PM   #12
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"Where is the milkman?"
"What is the purpose of the goggles?"
"I wish that my loved one had remembered to designate me as the benificiary of his Y2K policy,"
"Look at that woman's breasts. They are large,"

I have ALL the G-men quotes on my laptop. As in, the sound files for them. They ROCK.
OO your so lucky. I can't find any sound files at all for Psychonauts. It makes me sad.


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Like shooting someone.
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Old 07-16-2006, 08:41 PM   #13
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P.C sound file extraction thing. That's how I do it. And then I listen to them... Smiling happily. Some of the cut stuff is gold.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

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Old 07-17-2006, 10:02 AM   #14
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P.C sound file extraction thing. That's how I do it. And then I listen to them... Smiling happily. Some of the cut stuff is gold.
Unfortunately I only have the PS2...and it's worthless...so I can't do any of that.


All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place.
Like shooting someone.
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Old 07-17-2006, 12:48 PM   #15
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"I wish that my loved one had remembered to designate me as the benificiary of his Y2K policy,"
"I wish that my loved one had remembered to designate me as the benificiary of his 401K policy,"

Saving Vocabulor a trip to the vocabu-cave and such.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 07-21-2006, 04:25 AM   #16
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You can use Psychonauts Explorer to get the sounds, even with PS2.

"I am a helicopter pilot. I like to fly helicopters. We are looking for the Milkman. We don't know where he is. Helicopters can go up and down."

"Man, these guys are dumb."

I dunno why, but that one got stuck in my mind... It's probably stuck on a little nail, and you could use a Psycho-Portal to go over there and take it off the nail so it would fly away...
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Old 07-21-2006, 04:29 AM   #17
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"I can listen to any phone conversation that I want, but do not because of my sense of professional responsibility." Hehe, that one's topical, I bet it'd look great superimposed on a picture of Bush.

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Old 07-22-2006, 02:38 AM   #18
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Wow. That would be funny.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

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Old 07-29-2006, 01:02 AM   #19
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"Helicopters can go sideways,But planes go faster."

Its not exactley right,but its one of my favs.
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