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Old 07-22-2006, 05:40 PM   #1
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Videogame Vending Machine

*Bleep-Bloop* The vending machine is up and running and at your service!

Kay, I started this thread on Animegalleries where it got real popular and was fun, reaching 15 pages up till the site closed down (I think, I cant find the site anymore). Is it a game? An RPG? It's hard to describe but it's fun and will doubtlessly spin out of control and end up uber-random, which will still be tight. The vending machine is simple with only a few easy-to-follow rules, and for now lets try to concentrate on Psychonaut related stuff, even though the thread says videogames. The person before you will insert something into the vending machine (hypothetically) and you will tell them what they got in exchange (hypothetically), as well as inserting something of your own. Here's an example:

Randomdude1: *inserts plush Linda*

Randomdude2: You get a bomb *inserts crummy P-nauts slash*

Randomdude1: you get one of Vernons stories *inserts good p-nauts fanfic*

Randomdude2: etcetera ...


And so on and so forth. I will start it off: *inserts a lock of Sasha 9s hair (don't ask)*
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:46 PM   #2
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you get a friendship bracelet ~inserts g-man~
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:49 PM   #3
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You get the den-mother's corpse, yay! *Inserts one of Edgars paintings*
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:50 PM   #4
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You get a figment! ~insert's Elka's hair ribbon~
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:52 PM   #5
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You get a random badge, *inserts hairless bears' corpse, dont ask about that one either*
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:55 PM   #6
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Old 07-22-2006, 05:58 PM   #7
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You get all of Elton! Oh, and the machine had to squeeze all the air ot of him to fit, so he's gonna need some air pumped into him *inserts a screaming Milka*
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Old 07-22-2006, 07:36 PM   #8
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You get Kitty's nail polish. *insert arrowhead*

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Old 07-23-2006, 01:14 AM   #9
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Old 07-23-2006, 04:54 AM   #10
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You get your own brain-in-a-jar! *Insert live cougar*

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Old 07-23-2006, 05:07 AM   #11
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You get a not-live cougar! *inserts cheap useless plush doll*


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Old 07-23-2006, 05:11 AM   #12
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You get Poopdogjr's freaking awesome Razputin action figure. *inserts Smon*

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Old 07-23-2006, 05:13 AM   #13
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You get yourself, but from the future of about the end of this sentence. *inserts KingCheez*


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Old 07-23-2006, 08:31 AM   #14
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You get a pack of gum. *Inserts one of Fred's shoulder teacups*


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Old 07-23-2006, 12:24 PM   #15
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You get a cup of tea!

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Old 07-23-2006, 12:48 PM   #16
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You get a pokemon!

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Old 07-23-2006, 12:56 PM   #17
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You get a shaman stick!

*insert freshly-murdered Pokemon*

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Old 07-23-2006, 03:09 PM   #18
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You get Milka who i had inserted not too many posts ago! She will also need air pumped into her with a tire-pump though since squeezing her in meant I had to flatten her out *inserts the insanity of a manatee*
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Old 07-23-2006, 04:19 PM   #19
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You get a 1972 Ford Pinto!

~inserts cheez whiz~
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Old 07-23-2006, 05:39 PM   #21
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You get a physical representation of you avvy, and it's mad ... enjoy! *Inserts my spare time*
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Old 07-23-2006, 07:26 PM   #22
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You get the rest of my spare time. *Inserts the pain and suffering of the homophobes who happen upon Psychonauts slash*


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Old 07-24-2006, 12:36 AM   #23
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You get the greatest hits version of 'A True to Life Account of Adventure and Excitement', written by the famed and acclaimed author, Vernon Tripe...so sorry...I really am...*inserts snakes on a plane*
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You get MOTHA ****IN' SNAKES! *inserts Samuel Jackson*


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Old 07-24-2006, 12:55 AM   #25
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You get to have super-sexy, silent , Splinter Cell Sam Fisher lurking through your shadows *Stuffs in whatever sanity I have left*
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:00 AM   #26
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You get the luxury of a quick and painless death!
*snaps Mayhems neck, Fisher-style*
*inserts her corpse*
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:05 AM   #27
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You get beat up by my avvy, Fuu from Sammy-Champ, revel in her ferocity, for she has a fearsome flying squirrel at her disposal! *inserts Homer Simpson's IQ-altering crayon*
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:06 AM   #28
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:12 AM   #29
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Samurai Champloo is cool, but please try to give and insert something if you are gonna post. Quick reminder. Person who posts after me, start fresh.
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:14 AM   #30
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Fuu is win. *inserts lustful thoughts*



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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You get a chastity belt.
*inserts captain crunch*
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:18 AM   #32
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You get a Momo plushy, with complimentary rabies, fun! *inserts something useless that I should have thrown away but was too lazy to*
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:20 AM   #33
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You get a chastity belt.
*inserts captain crunch*
Pfft, she's paper. *inserts common sense*



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Pfft, she's paper. *inserts common sense*
You can still j*rk off with paper. *inserts definition of a chastity belt*
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:24 AM   #35
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You get the deed to his creepy house on this creepy hill. Catch? it's haunted, and you must sleep inside a night to banish the ghouls and claim your prize *inserts a trainwreck*
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You can still j*rk off with paper. *inserts definition of a chastity belt*
Doesn't matter *inserts http://m-w.com/dictionary/chastity%20belt *



"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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Old 07-24-2006, 01:27 AM   #37
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jmac, you have to tell the person before you what they recieved in exchange for what they had inserted. There, you'd just gotten an explanation *inserts Tim Shafer's next game*
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bah, they're for masturbation, too. *inserts some other definition that mentions that, but I'm too lazy to look it up*
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Hey it's better than me de-railing the thread into some **** about gay cereal. *inserts mysterious object*



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Old 07-24-2006, 01:32 AM   #40
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hehe...gay cereal...I remember that...

You get a time-machine! hey, wait! WHy did you get sumthing cool...I'll teach ya...*inserts bomb with 3 seconds left on timer*
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