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Old 07-31-2005, 06:06 PM   #1
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Thumbs up psychosayings(laughs ahead)

This game has a lot of funny sayings and I want everyone 2 name there top 3. I'll start...

3)"see u in hell"- raz after he burns a squirrel.
2)"Hey kid can't u see i'm trying to have a moment here?" - Gloria's alter ego(a.k.a. the long haired lady who glows yellow and crys in Gloria's theatre level)
1)"look I know my way around these parts so if I hid a dead body nobody would find it!" - Ford Crueller after you try 2 use pyrokenesis on him.



(P.S. You have to name the character's quote,you don't have to be as precise as me but if you can't remember the character's name just describe them.)


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Old 07-31-2005, 09:59 PM   #2
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:Look out! Flying squirrel!

:Okay, that's funny. Now PUT ME DOWN


:Right in El Odio's butt!


and the best one of all:

:I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. Just kidding! I AM THE PHANTOM!





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Old 08-01-2005, 09:35 PM   #3
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Hey Murray by the way wanna be friends.


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Old 08-02-2005, 04:42 PM   #4
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I'm not sure if this is entirely the right lines. spoilers.

Raz: You're the phantom!

Critic: What!? You accuse me of being the phantom. I am not.

Raz: You're right... the phantom and tall, adn thin and your...

Critic: I am the phantom


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Old 08-03-2005, 12:13 AM   #5
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Pretty much all of the things which Ford said to Razputin when you hurt him with various different powers were awesome, though Morry's "I was here the whole time!" line was hilarious.


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Old 08-04-2005, 02:44 AM   #6
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:Hey! Rrrrr! Enough! Hello! Put me down!

:Pfffft. You hit like a boy.

:Ahhhh! I'm on fire! Owwwwwww!

:Finally! I'm being TAKEN! They've finally come for me! Hey! It's just you. PUT ME DOWN!





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Old 08-04-2005, 02:12 PM   #7
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Kid: It Looks like a dentsist office.
Raz: A mental dentists office.

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Old 08-04-2005, 06:11 PM   #8
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Sasha: (you guessed it) Oh, it's so tacky, I can't... look directly at it!


"Oh, it's so tacky, I can't..., look, directly, at it!"

- Sasha Nein -
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Old 08-04-2005, 07:07 PM   #9
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How did you get all those character pictures Murray?


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Old 08-04-2005, 07:12 PM   #10
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Go here
There's a whole load of pictures in the game files you can extract like the ones above.

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Old 08-05-2005, 03:40 AM   #11
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Damn...I need to play the game through again. There's tons of stuff I need to remember.

Raz: I'm glad you could take that ass-whooping I handed you and turn into something positive...like gardening.

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Coach Oleander: You're like molasses going uphill in January....WITH CRUTCHES!!

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Coach Oleander: Is your name "Joey"?
Raz: No
Coach Oleander: Because I'm going to call you "Slowy Joey"
Raz: That's not my name.
Coach Oleander: What's that Slowy? I can't hear you! You're talking too slow!

man, if I could only remember some of the stuff the G-men said.


There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!
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Old 08-05-2005, 01:39 PM   #12
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Oleander: I have the brain of a little girl in my lab.
Raz: Ha ha ha! You have the brain of a little girl? Ha Ha, You must have the muscles of a little girl too.
Oleander: *mumble* Good one.

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Old 08-05-2005, 03:20 PM   #13
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My favorite were the plumber G-men " I smell like excrement, yet I offer you a service... so you respect me."
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Old 08-09-2005, 08:34 AM   #14
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Sasha Nein: "What have you learned today, Razputin?"
Raz: "That shooting things is fun... and useful!"
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:47 PM   #15
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Attacking G-men with Confusion Grenades is also enjoyable, as is throwing one at Boyd Cooper(not the Milkman).

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Wait a minute. I think there might not be a conspiracy after all. It's possible I am suffering from paranoid delusions, linked to an entity I call "the Milkman" who is, in actuality...the mummified remains of Abraham Lincoln!

:Oh my god. Why do I have a gun in my hand? I hope I didn't kill again. I should be out trying to find the Milkman! Oh yeah. That's right. Disguise. Ahem.




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Old 08-16-2005, 02:33 PM   #16
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Raz: (After looking at 'The World Shall Taste My Eggs') Ok, What the hell was that?!

Dogan: And then your going to make their heads explode?
Raz: What? No! Do you do that?
Dogan: No...well, once kinda, by accident. But now I wear this hat so it won't happen again (Not exact quote o.O) You wanna try it on?
Raz: no no!


All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place.
Like shooting someone.
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:26 PM   #17
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Raz: (After looking at 'The World Shall Taste My Eggs') Ok, What the hell was that?!

Dogan: And then your going to make their heads explode?
Raz: What? No! Do you do that?
Dogan: No...well, once kinda, by accident. But now I wear this hat so it won't happen again (Not exact quote o.O) You wanna try it on?
Raz: no no!
Loved the eggs quote.. and the dialogue afterward:

Sasha:Argh... why did I buy the CHEAP Brian Tumbler?
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:38 AM   #18
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Wow, I have lots of favorites but I'll just pick a few things...

Road crew G-Men: Look at that woman's breasts, they are very large.

Sasha: *after you get marksmanship learner's permit* Well, good. My ass is covered.

Raz: *to cows in Waterloo* Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow.

Milla: *if you hit her on the dock* Enough with the rough stuff, darling!
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:55 AM   #19
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(paraphrased)
La Flamancita:Wake up darling!
(Makes Dingo smile, dies again)
Flamancita:Oh...


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Dogen: Okay, I get it, you'll close your eyes and count to a hundred and I'll go hide in that bush over there.

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Old 08-17-2005, 06:42 PM   #21
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Elton:CHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG-*splodes*
Oleander:Hehehe...


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Old 08-18-2005, 06:54 PM   #22
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Old 08-19-2005, 12:35 AM   #23
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Razlooking at Rifle) It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins are going to make fun of me.
Assassin G-Man: Do not broadcast that information. They look real.
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Raz: Agent Vodello? Where are you?
Milla: I'm on TV, darling! Where I always should have been! C'mon, with hair this fabulous, how could I NOT be on TV?
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Old 08-19-2005, 03:10 PM   #25
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In the beginning of the game:
Milla: Why it's just a little boy. What's your name, darling?
Coach Oleander: I'll find out! (Struggles for a moment to get into Raz's mind, then gives up. Raz falls to the stage.)
Raz: My name...
Coach O: Starts with a D!
Raz:...Is Razputin, but everyone calls me Raz. (Takes his goggles off.)
(From the audience.): Please don't eat us lake monster!

(In Lungfishopolis)
lungfish: Gogglor! Down here.
Raz: Excuse me, were you talking to me?
lungfish: AGHH! AGHH my ears!
Raz: (Whispering) Im sorry.
lungfish: AGH! Oh my god! Agh! (Falls down.)
Raz: (Still whispering) Are you alright?
Other lungfish: He's dead.
Raz: O, gosh, I'm sorry.


All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place.
Like shooting someone.
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Raz:Now its time ot see who you really are...
(Phantom takes of mask and reveals himself to be Jasper)
Raz:...I totally guessed that!
Actor:Nuh uh, you said it was Becky!


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Carpenter- I would totally love to go over there, but that soldier would kick my ass. I'm not getting paid for that.

Something about that made me snort up my tea. Must be his voice. And how I didn't expect it.

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Raz:Hm... how can I say this and still sound cool... "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me"?


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Bonita: I couldn't hear [Jasper] much at all, really, until Gloria's mother hit the stage.
Raz: He didn't like her performance either?
Bonita: No, I mean "hit the stage," kersplat! Jumped from the catwalks while Gloria was in Paris.
Raz: ...Ew.
Bonita: Yeah, that's what the janitor said, too.


I laughed so hard at that. I'm a bad person.
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(In Lungfishopolis)
lungfish: Gogglor! Down here.
Raz: Excuse me, were you talking to me?
lungfish: AGHH! AGHH my ears!
Raz: (Whispering) Im sorry.
lungfish: AGH! Oh my god! Agh! (Falls down.)
Raz: (Still whispering) Are you alright?
Other lungfish: He's dead.
Raz: O, gosh, I'm sorry.
A while after that, when the second lungfish starts talking to him, it's just hilarious when the body starts twitching and Raz gives a priceless look.

Also, if you complete lungfishopolis and then go back, a lungfish tells you about how they're gonna demolish the place anyway so you can smash all you want. The line that floored me was

Lungfish: You can also smash the people if you want, my family lives in an other town.

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Lungfish are so selfish.


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A while after that, when the second lungfish starts talking to him, it's just hilarious when the body starts twitching and Raz gives a priceless look.

Also, if you complete lungfishopolis and then go back, a lungfish tells you about how they're gonna demolish the place anyway so you can smash all you want. The line that floored me was

Lungfish: You can also smash the people if you want, my family lives in an other town.
Lol! I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN!


All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place.
Like shooting someone.
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The actual line:
:You can squish people too if you want. My family lives in a whole other town.




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Do you suppose those Lungfish's selfishness is a reflection of Linda's?


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I doubt it. The zealots are just jerks. exdee.
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Yeah but all the others were under the control of Kochamara, so the ones that were free would be the only remnant of Linda's former personality.


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Hmm. Good point. (as always, Clem) =0
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Do you suppose those Lungfish's selfishness is a reflection of Linda's?
Oh I'm so witty! Haw haw haw![/egotistic posh git]

But yeah, I don't remember linda being selfish, especially coming to collect Raz every time he blows the thingie, seems kind of selfless to me.


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Well yeah, Linda was unselfish as far as we could see, but really those lungfish were pretty selfish... one has to wonder if it's just courtesy that she helped Raz.


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Well yeah, Linda was unselfish as far as we could see, but really those lungfish were pretty selfish... one has to wonder if it's just courtesy that she helped Raz.
The lungfish (the imaginary ones) were thoughts- and apparently, thoughts know they're thoughts. They have their own personalities. Like, say, the dalmation from Edgar's mind. Nothing like Edgar. I'm pretty sure the zealots were just supposed to be wussies.
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