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Old 08-01-2006, 09:52 PM   #41
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"THAT'S Pyramid-Head?" Manny gasped. The gang snickered at his shock. Pyramid seemed ready to dice Manny up into little peices with his sword, but was stopped by Mashi, "Later, we have a cab to split and a Weinermobile to catch."

Mayhem nodded, "That's everyone, then. Heyyy...since he knows more about this freak car then us, shouldn't we get the chance to talk to Shafer himself?"
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:53 PM   #42
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"Right..." Manny stood around for a moment and coughed only once. "Follow me."

They walked past many cubicles, walls covered in pictures of the MOST EXCELLENT GAME and people who waved until they stopped on a great door, designed with carvings of past Schafer characters in almost a cathedral-ish style.

"Nice door," Lena said almost sarcastically. Or maybe it was. "When do we get in?"
"Um...doorbell!" Manny pushed a button on the side of the door that made a weird *didllililililDING-DOOOONG!* sound.

"IN A MINUTE! Geez." *thud* "Damn footstool." *click click* *door opening noise* "Hey, Manny...these the LFRD guys?"
"Sure is!"
"Sweet! Come on in guys, I got hot cocoa and cookies."

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Old 08-01-2006, 11:00 PM   #43
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Ave then appeared in front of everyone, 5 shades oranger.

"You look like a brunette oompa loompa." Smon said
"I know. I hate the beach." Ave replied, getting into a bathtub of soothing aloe stuff.

5 MINUTES LATER!!!

"Ok. I'm ready again." Ave said, back to her normal pale state. she grabbed a shotgun and preped to fight anti tim.

"What happened to your armor?" Mashi asked.
"I had to ditch it. Cortana was being a bitch."
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:10 PM   #44
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Jimmy (wearing Darth's old MJOLNIR armour) headed straight for the afore mentioned cookies. Packing a Pistol and blue. Sat down in the corner (out of boredom) and waited. (just like a good saint should)




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:15 PM   #45
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Then a call phone rang. Avery picked it up. "Hello? Okay, okay..mhmm...buy."

there was a pause

"My mom just called. She wants-"
"your mom just called." Mashi interrupted
"Nice. she's gonna help us destroy anti tim."
"Cool. How?"
"She's going to send me a box."
"Filled with what?"
"I don't know, but it's coming via UPS."
Then Dale Jarrett drove by in the big brown truck and gave Ave the box.

She opened it and inside was the magical weapon. Silly string. Cans upon cans of silly string.

"They must of had a sale!" Ave yelled.
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:19 PM   #46
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"Um..." Tim interrupted as everyone seated their rears and helped themselves to cookies and cocoa, looking very fangirl/boy-ish prepped to SQUEE!, "We dont really know where the Anti-Tim is yet. He keeps hopping back and forth between dimensions. So far, we've only been able to use that freaky transport device that Farnsworth made to teleport to locales in our world. Without the proper tech, we can't dig up deep-web portals. The tech that can and does is very complex. Not so as C++, but our programmers would have to learn another computer language."

"So what then?" Smon asked.

Tim shrugged, eating another cookie, "But that Weinermobile would be a start. It has tracking devices, which explains how it knows where our employess are so it can terrorize them. And that tracking device would lead us straight to the bad-evil people-d00derz controlling it. And they'd be close to Anti-Tim without a doubt"

Mayhem licked her lips free of crumbs, "The Wienermobile is apperantly by the docks, according to this redhead."

Tim's eyes narrowed, "Then to the docks you must venture!"

Mashi said, "Umm...how? We still don't have an Anti-Tim car, and I have yet to see any cabs we can split driving through the streets from the windows."

Tim nodded, "If it's an Anti-Tim mobile you need, it's an Anti-Tim mobile you get! Manny, take them to the garage!". He tossed a set of keys to Manny.

Manny grunted and left the room, beckoning the others to follow. No one left right away, there were autographs to get. Descending down a thin elevator, the gang found themselves in a dim parking structure. manny grudgingly pointed to a car.

Gasps.

It. Was. Awesome! Much like the Batmobile, but with enough notable differences to prevent copyright-infringment. For example, the big DF on the doors. Or the 2HB looking all badass on the hood.

Mayhem w00ted, and pulled out a bow and a slingpack of arrows, "Tme for me to do what elves to best: shoot random things using utter proficiency with pointy sticks!"

*cue Batman action sound*
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:20 PM   #47
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"NIce!" Jimmy had shedded the armour. "It hurts my wings... SILLY STRING!!" "WOO!! Now we have everything we could possibly need!"




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:24 PM   #48
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"Except a clue or logic!' Mayhem replied. Somehow, Steve ended up driving. What a crazy world we live in. With a screeching sound, ther ATM (anti-Tim Mobile) skidded out of the parking structure (Mayhem making sure to make a face to Manny), ready to meet with the monster car.

"How is Steve driving wihtout arms?" someone asked.
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:32 PM   #49
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How is anyone living without wings? Jimmy demanded.




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Old 08-01-2006, 11:34 PM   #50
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'How can anyone live without wicked elf abilities?" Mayhem retorted.
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:46 PM   #51
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"That's true. Give me some." He said around a mouthfull of cookies. "So, when are we getting there?"




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Old 08-01-2006, 11:53 PM   #52
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Lena simply responded, "Steve's possessed. But only speaks in Mashi's head."
"SHUT UP, ASSWIPE." Mashi threw a rock at the cat-driving rock.
"Hey hey hey, save it for the Wienermobile."
"You're using your awesome demon powers on it, remember?"
"No. I don-" Lena's long lemurs dropped in shock. "Oh...god." One cocked back up and fanned out. "Does anyone hear that?"

A haunting tune filled the salty air. "My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a last name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! Lalala~!" (Because I forgot the rest.)

Mayhem readied her bow. "I'll try and shoot the driver...if there is one."
Mashi came back from throwing Steve in the ocean. "That'll teach that- oh, we're being attacked?"
"Yeah."
"PANIC TIME." She ran and hid behind the Anti-Tim Mobile.
"What a loser," Lena said, pulling a staff out of nowhere. "Let's do this."

[EDIT NOTE: Jimmy, we're already there.]

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Old 08-02-2006, 12:10 AM   #53
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Mayhem held her breath to steady her aim, and focused her vision on where the driver should be. A chill went up her spine, "...No one's driving it." The ATM swerved violently, now hidden by a large dumpster.

"A Change of plans then?" Smon asked.

Everyone nodded.

"---," But Smon was cut off when the Weinermobile changed tune, though the recording that 'sang' the song sounded echoey, and diabolical, as if a chorus of mutated, dead orphans were the ones chanting, ..."Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, for that is truly what I'd like to beEeEeEeEeEeEeE, for if I was an Oscar meyer Weiner...everyone would be in love with me..." The final note held too long for comfort, a bone-chilling laugh at it's heels.

The engine roared thrice, St Jimmy and Smon smacking their heads with their palms at once. But Jimmy explained, "He knows we're here, and he's calling us out."
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:21 AM   #54
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"I'm going out there," Lena said.
"YOU'RE CRAZY!" everyone whisper-shouted.
"Hello? Does everyone keep forgetting I'm a DEMON?" She whapped a nearby forum-goer with her staff. "I have freaky demon powers and freaky demon wings and freaky demon horns and a freaky demon attitude of being a freaky demon. We all clear?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Cool. Now let's do this like Brutus!" She jumped out from behind the dumpster and was instantaniously run over. But not all *SQUISH'D* or anything, she actually flew into the windsheild. "OOF!"
Wienermobile drove around in circles for a while. Lena shook her staff. "I command thee, vile automobile! Stop your stupidness at once and OBEY M- AAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!" She was thrown off into the dumpster. "Hey, I didn't finish the incantation! CURSE YOU WIENERMOBILE!"
Mashi blinked. "Well, Lena's down. Who else wants to go?"

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Old 08-02-2006, 01:04 AM   #55
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Pyro was all alone... So she dialled for pizza! After eating it all, she went back to feeling lonely. Opening up a random hole in the fabric of space and time, she warped to where the others were gathering. As she arrived, she leapt up into the air, after noting the sucky entries of the others, and fell down whilst flipping. She landed head first.
"I'm OKAY," She mumbled, walking over to Mashi. She noted the bemused looks from everyone else.
"And before you say anything, I am an ELF. Not a vampire, or a cat-human hybrid. Do not state otherwise,"


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:08 AM   #56
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"Ha Ha!" *Raises hand in the air.* "I say Miss Mayhem aims for one of the tyres while I shut that ****ing speaker up..."
"but that doesn't solve our problem Jimmy" Mashi pointed out.
"It solves MY problem!"
*smacked over the back of the head by Smon*
"Ow! okay then, What should I do?" *grabs some of Pyro's pizza..*




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:12 AM   #57
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"What do we do now?" Ave asked, silly stringing the weinermobile.
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:17 AM   #58
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"Guys, we need to battle this thing with the power of sheer rock!" Mashi waited for a response. "That means 'Smon, challenge it to a Guitar Hero duel.'"
"Oh."

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Old 08-02-2006, 01:17 AM   #59
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"Oh man! I forgot all about the silly string! okay, what we need to do is make a silly string bomb! You have to tie a few cans together, make a fuse, and have a good aim! The problem is I don't know where to aim if there's no driver..." Jimmy raved excitedly.
"My goodness Mashi! I'm here and you want SMON to be the challenger?!?!?!?!? good idea." *hands Smon blue.*




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Old 08-02-2006, 01:19 AM   #60
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Okay, so how do I delete this post?




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Old 08-02-2006, 01:22 AM   #61
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(St. Jimmy, NO DOUBLE POSTING. There's a edit button on the bottom of your post.)

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Old 08-02-2006, 01:31 AM   #62
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Pyro stared at Mashi, before bursting into a large, toothy smile.
"GUITAR HERO!!!" She screamed, opening up another hole in the fabric of time and pulling a guitar out. She played a few chords, before looking at Jimmy.
"What did you say?"


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:34 AM   #63
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What we should do is, find Billie Joe if you're looking for a guitar hero that isn't me or Smon...




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Old 08-02-2006, 01:38 AM   #64
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"Who needs guitar hero when you have A BOOMBOX!!" Ave pulled out a boombox that began playing 'We Will Rock You'
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:40 AM   #65
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Pyro started laughing, before beginning to play 'Whatsername' on the guitar.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:42 AM   #66
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"Who needs a boombox when you have a $100.000 Sound system in your CAR!?" *goes to fetch his Monaro full of wonderfullness and begins playing Homecoming very VERY loudly.*




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Old 08-02-2006, 03:28 AM   #67
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Pyro started to dance, before switching the song to 'Whatsername', because she loves that song.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 08-02-2006, 03:58 AM   #68
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St. Jimmy switched it over to Hitchin' A Ride and was hardcore gettin' into it when it dawned upon him that none of this had anything to do with the story.
So, back to the action...




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Darkness suddenly fell and Pyro lifted a torch under her chin.
"We defeat the Anti-Tim," Everything became light again.
"And tehn we have a party! With QUEEN and Green Day and... Panic! At the Disco," She laughed. Everything fell dark again.
"No seriously, we have to defeat Anti-Tim,"


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:16 AM   #70
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"Yes we do. I just don't know how. I still like my Silly string idea..."




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Old 08-02-2006, 04:23 AM   #71
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"Hey... How bouts we use our magical powers and or other things?
I mean, I can set stuff on fire, Mashi can... Scratch them to death and you can beat them with that guitar,"


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:29 AM   #72
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*horrified gasp* "I would never do such a thing!" *brandishes guitar*




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Old 08-02-2006, 04:45 AM   #73
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"EEEP!!!" Pyro screamed, ducking and throwing her hands out in front of her.
"If you dare try, I'll... Set you on fire. Or something..." She mumbled.
"Just, don't kill me!"


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:55 AM   #74
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(Note: I'lll be camping a couple of days and wont be back till Fri. Just take me along with you since i wont be able to manually follow anywhere we go. Nature skeerz me)

Mayhem loked out of the windows, "if you let me out near a fire-escape, I could get to the roof and shoot out the tires so it can't try to run us over."

And so it was. Just not as intended, for they merely pushed mayhem out of the car, forcing her to scramble to safety. She did get to the rooftops though.

(note#2: being an elf with no sillystring, I fight with guns and bows/arrows from a distance and usually never upfront, trying to avoid close combat)
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Mashi can... Scratch them to death...
Mashi held up a paw and tried to retract her claws. "Uh, yo. Declawed."
Pyro raised an eyebrow. "What catgirl in their right mind gets declawed?"
"The ones that misuse them for self-defense purposes. There was that one time when-"
Mayhem interrupted. "No time for stories. Why have we been DAWDLING for the past...minute? WE NEED TO DEFEAT THE WIENERMOBILE!"

Wienermobile honked. (Translation: COWARDS!)
Lena poked her head out of the dumpster. "I AM NOT A COWARD."
Wienermobile honked again.
"DON'T YOU DARE MOCK THE KA'FIYM NAME."
Wienermobile honked "La Cucaracha." and drove around in a circle.
"RAAAARGGGGH!" And then...Lena battled the Wienermobile again.

Mashi whapped Smon, Jimmy and Pyro. "That could've been you guys! Lena was an hero!"

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"You know what. Let's finish this thing." Ave said, pulling out a crossbow. She began to board the bus when a small tan/green thing popped out. "OHSNAP EL CHUBACABRA!!" Ave then ran off.
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:09 AM   #77
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Pyro stared blankly at the chaos unfolding.
"Oh shiznit, my lawyers will kill me if I don't show up in court tomorrow defending my case as an 'innocent', and that I haven't killed anyone," Pyro said, her eyes shifting shiftily.
"I mean, I didn't set anyone on fire on PURPOSE," She said. She received blank stares from Mashi and the others.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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"Wow!" Jimmy remarked. "So many of us are really stupid. I mean, I can't think of ANYTHING productive (except pizza) Lena keeps getting pwned by the wienermobile, Ave's run off, Mashi's been declawed, Smon's done nothing and the only one of us who IS doing anything is sitting up on top of a building!"
*Mashi smacks Jimmy again*
"shut up moral lowerer!*
*Jimmy rubbed his head where scratch marks should have been*
"I'm just Saying!" Jimmy whined while taping Silly String cans together.




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Pyro giggled, setting Jimmy on fire.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

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"AH! MY WINGS!" Jimmy yelled "Do you have any idea how much they stink when they burn!?" (Note: seriously, go outside and burn some feathers.) "Believe me I know!" He went on... He was getting ready to backhand Pyro out of rage when Ave caught his hand and scowled "don't be stupid. We need someone to set things on fire."
"But I can do that with my mad little lighter!" Jimmy pulled out his wicked little cigarette lighter. "yes, but Pyro doesn't need a lighter, and we need someone who THINKS fire..." And with that, Ave ran off again.
"Fine." Jimmy sulked, nursing his scorch marks.




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