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Old 08-10-2006, 01:46 AM   #1
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Roadside attractions

I think its hightime we have a discussion about crappy or non-crappy roadside attractions. Because they play a large role in Hit the Road and the Comics. We had a discussion a few years back about real locations across the country that resemble locations in Hit the Road but I think it's about time we discuss Roadside crap in general.(I've wanted to write up an article about it but apparently I haven't been sacrificing enough babies to the Jake statue)


I've seen this piece of tripe in person

Been in the Dells but thankfully didn't stop here.


Let's keep the oral-buttsex talk down a wee bit.

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Old 08-10-2006, 01:48 AM   #2
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Let's keep the oral-buttsex talk down a wee bit.
Damn....

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Old 08-10-2006, 02:07 AM   #3
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I think you can handle it.

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Old 08-10-2006, 12:37 PM   #4
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I've always wanted to take a cross ountry road trip and visit places like this. So I can get there, and complain how lame it is, and how I want to get the hell out of there. It would be great fun.

I have been inside a giant sperm whale outside a science center. I couldn't find any pics of it. So use your imagination. Also, it might not have been a sperm whale, it could have been a humpback or some or kind of whale. Hee hee dirty named whales.
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Old 08-12-2006, 02:19 PM   #5
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Suck on that.



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Old 08-12-2006, 03:28 PM   #6
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Look out Brushguy it's evolution!

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Old 08-13-2006, 09:34 PM   #7
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Speaking of Roadside attractions and Boo Radley, I'll be gone till friday so don't overly mis-behave.
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:08 PM   #8
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Where ya goin?

And when are you leaving?
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:09 PM   #9
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Wiconsin Dells.
Leaving at 8 tommorow morning.
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:10 PM   #10
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So, what's that, like....5 days?
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:11 PM   #11
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Yah, this'll be the second time, although last time it was in the dead of winter so none of the good stuff was open.
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Old 08-14-2006, 12:20 AM   #12
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I wanna see that dinosaur....
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Old 08-18-2006, 09:34 PM   #13
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Well I'm back, I'm alive, I didn't get in too much trouble, and now you will all beg me to regale you with tales of my exploits.
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Old 08-22-2006, 06:54 PM   #14
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Old 08-22-2006, 10:57 PM   #15
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Yes, I've been to Gatorland. People from all over the world were there, making fun of the redneck wrassling a gator. Fun was had by all.

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Old 08-23-2006, 12:47 AM   #16
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Well I'm back, I'm alive, I didn't get in too much trouble, and now you will all beg me to regale you with tales of my exploits.
Tell us.
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:14 PM   #17
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Well I nearly lost my park priviledges with in 10 minutes of entering for the first time.

I rode the ****ing DUKWs

I rode the ****ing Jet Boat

I rode "Hades" the ****ing biggest Coaster in the Dells

I was rude to several Life guards (as everyone should be)

They had really crappy cable selection in the hotel because they have to apeal to ****ing family oriented people, so I have to get ****ed because some little christian kid isn't allowed to see titties.
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Well I nearly lost my park priviledges with in 10 minutes of entering for the first time.
Wajda do? Spit Loogies off the coasters?
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:40 PM   #19
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Some dumb **** slammed his brakes on pulling into the parking area on one of the elavated go-kart tracks and I slammed into him going about 5 mph. I was also later advised that driving a go-kart while wearing sun glasses (When it was dark out) was a potentally dangerous idea.

EDIT: I forgot about my terrible ****ing sunburn
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Some dumb **** slammed his brakes on pulling into the parking area on one of the elavated go-kart tracks and I slammed into him going about 5 mph. I was also later advised that driving a go-kart while wearing sun glasses (When it was dark out) was a potentally dangerous idea.

EDIT: I forgot about my terrible ****ing sunburn
You got sunburned? Ha, you're a pasty faced bastard!
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:50 PM   #21
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It's Norweigen Ancestry, I was fine untill I didn't bother to grab my shirt out of the locker before standing in line for a flume, after standing in line for a ****ing hour.
Could have been worse, 2 years ago I forgot to put sun-screen on the back off my knees and got 2nd degree burns there.
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:06 AM   #22
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Speaking of Go-Karts, My moms Rav4 handles like one, thats why I hate it.























































































































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