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Old 08-14-2006, 04:10 AM   #1
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Peeing on your own feet in 5 easy steps

Every now and then, you end up with a thread in the Senate Chambers where some jerk attempts to make you believe in god, aliens, or maybe even the Bob Hope man. Problem is the Senate is a very civil place, good thing is, this isn't the Senate. Its time to give these topics the thrashing they deserve. First topic up for discusion is "Alien visitors".



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You might get a prize if you figure out who this refers to!

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Old 08-14-2006, 07:53 PM   #2
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Too bad the people you're talking about probably won't come in here.
Aliens, eh? k. *inserts two cents*
Personally, I wouldn't be suprised if there was some form of life out in the universe. It's a big place. But I don't believe in "alien visitors" for a second. Or conspiracy theories, for that matter. Christ, there's no Area 51, nothing happened at Roswell. There's no solid evidence of any of that. Grainy photos of dark blobs in the sky are hardly enough to convince me. I really hate it when people dedicate all of their time and effort into something as stupid as this, and then try to convince me of it. What I hate even worse though, is when they don't even have any proof (made-up or otherwise) to back up their story. *cough*windu6*cough*
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Is it the afor-mentioned person?
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:58 AM   #3
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:14 AM   #4
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srsly, lol
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:50 AM   #5
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Hey, where are the five easy steps I need to follow so I can pee on my feet?

Yeah, I pick-and-choose what Senate Chambers topics to post in. IMO the endless circular debates over values-driven topics is both annoying and a waste of time.


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Old 08-15-2006, 11:26 AM   #6
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Hey, where are the five easy steps I need to follow so I can pee on my feet?

Yeah, I pick-and-choose what Senate Chambers topics to post in. IMO the endless circular debates over values-driven topics is both annoying and a waste of time.

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Old 08-16-2006, 07:42 AM   #7
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I like this YTMND!

And if there are hyper-advanced aliens out there (which there aren't), I'm genuinely hurt. That means they are snubbing us.

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Old 08-18-2006, 10:47 PM   #8
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After my vacation I have come to the conclusion that there are aliens among us, they appear to be fat kids with high-pitched voices, this however is just a clever and annoying ruse. For the safety of man kind we are going to have to brutally murder anyone who fits the profile.

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Hey, where are the five easy steps I need to follow so I can pee on my feet?
You want, go back to my place bouncy bouncy.

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Old 08-26-2006, 12:50 AM   #9
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OK that died faster then a baby with no immune system, I think a change of topics is in order. Lets talk legalizing prostitution, and hope the Bible thumpers don't find their way in here.
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:20 PM   #10
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I'm fighting a robotic headed Einstein robot throughout time and space currently. But I figure I can add my opinion here while my nuclear powered pies and hamsters battle Einstein's crack cammando legionaires.

I'm not sure that legalizing prostitution would be such a good idea. Those are skanks were are talking about people. (Skanks is such a cool word.) They are proabably all dirty and full of diseases, so I'll pass on that. Unless they are really hot. Maybe they should have a system that makes it so only hot hoes can prowl the streets. Then maybe I'll agree.

And since I missed the whole debate on aliens, let me just say I think there proabably are aliens out there. There are soooooooo many other planets,and galaxies out there. I mean how could we be the ONLY sentient life in the universe?


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Old 09-02-2006, 08:17 AM   #11
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Prostitutions's illegal?




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 09-02-2006, 10:58 AM   #12
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Yes I believe in aliens, Fox Mulder taught me that.

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Old 09-02-2006, 01:42 PM   #13
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OK that died faster then a baby with no immune system, I think a change of topics is in order. Lets talk legalizing prostitution, and hope the Bible thumpers don't find their way in here.
It'd be funnier if they did though.



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Old 09-02-2006, 01:55 PM   #14
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Lets just say I agree with legalizing prostitution, it seemed like a great topic, then 20/20 rebroadcast "Stupid in America" with added footage of whiney ****ers from the United Teachers Federation demanding an apology from Stossel. I am so amused.
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