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Old 08-31-2006, 02:28 PM   #161
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This is my faviroute pick-up line: "Oh you like jokes, do you? Well, here's a little gag. And a blindfold. And some handcuffs. Yeah you like that don't you, you dirty little tramp"

Failing that: "Are you a fox? Only I'm sure I've seen you rooting around my bins at night... picking up old socks... bits of... dead chicken..."

Of course, if nothing else works, there's always the old failsafe: "You know, you look just like the girl of my dreams. Except you're not naked. And you don't have a knife behind your back. Oh, and you're not on fire. And you don't have a sort or... plastic bag for a face... and you look nothing like my mother. Other than that, just like the girl of my dreams."
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:06 PM   #162
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He hasn't spoken to me since.

I'm done eating for a few days.
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:29 PM   #163
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Well now that ain't healthy, at least eat a hoagie or something.

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Old 08-31-2006, 03:57 PM   #164
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I can't help it. Maybe I'm not good enough for him.
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:58 PM   #165
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He hasn't spoken to me since.
*tries to refrain from grinning mischievously and making a witty-mean comments*




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Old 08-31-2006, 04:19 PM   #166
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Eat, don't eat whatever. I'm off to get a KFC. A big juicy family-sized bucket of dripping, fatty chicken that tastes like God's vagina.

That was a lie to make you want to eat. I've not had KFC in ages. God how I miss KFC...
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:22 PM   #167
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I love KFC.

maybe I'll have a salt-free rice cake later. Because I love those.
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:36 PM   #168
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Oh, so you're the one who likes those.

I don't get it with women and depressive not eating. You're not the first girl i know to have done that and it really makes no sense.

Here's what you do, load up on chocolate, it's only a temporary fix, but it tastes bloody great.

And as for this guy, well, give him a couple of days, he'll come around.

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Old 08-31-2006, 04:39 PM   #169
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And as for this guy, well, give him a couple of days, he'll come around.
I bet $5 that he won't!




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Old 08-31-2006, 04:41 PM   #170
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No ana is for love issues. Chocolate is for your cycle.
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:46 PM   #171
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Have you tried it? Trust me chocolate will help you right now.

And as for you McCoy, shame on you, betting $5 on someone elses personal life. pm me, we'll work something out

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Old 08-31-2006, 04:58 PM   #172
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Ave, unlike these animals, you know I'd never ever do anything like that.

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Old 08-31-2006, 05:02 PM   #173
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Oo, big spender our Fealiks.

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Old 08-31-2006, 05:02 PM   #174
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ave and fealiks should date each other.

enough said.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:05 PM   #175
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D:

NO!

God no, god no, GOD NO!
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:06 PM   #176
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well you two are...similar...

...

...

...

hm.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:06 PM   #177
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****... my plan is at the ready...
I'm Gay.

Edit: We must have posted at almost exactly the same time since my post came up after yours but is says "last post by Das Mole"... and you suck.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:08 PM   #178
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well you two are...similar...
You're quite right they both... have heads.

Oh, and Darth, just for your own edification, note, I bet in favour of him saying yes.


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Old 08-31-2006, 05:10 PM   #179
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Yeah but my hands are a bit more used...

Wait, did I just make a crap McCoy style masturbation joke? Ouch my head hurts...
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:10 PM   #180
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He'd better say yes, cause if he doesn't I'll rip his f*ckin balls off, then shove them down his throat.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:13 PM   #181
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Thats only if he says yes, and think much more subtle and a tiny bit further up the body, just a tiny bit though.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:14 PM   #182
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Das, I'd go even further, you, Flealiks and Darth are similar...

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Old 08-31-2006, 05:16 PM   #183
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Eww, besides. I already have an LF hookup. Apparently, me and Halo_92 are canon. And me and Klia are bff's 4evr.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:16 PM   #184
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Das, I'd go even further, you, Flealiks and Darth are similar...
no.

no.

you're wrong.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:19 PM   #185
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no.

no.

you're wrong.
In the most sence. However, I do approve of your Custom User Title.

One episode of Making the Band, and I was so hooked. (That's how we keep it poppin', make sure the base knockin')
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:21 PM   #186
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Yeah I'm far more superior than either of them, being younger and better at seducing the ladies...

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Old 08-31-2006, 05:25 PM   #187
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In the most sence. However, I do approve of your Custom User Title.

One episode of Making the Band, and I was so hooked. (That's how we keep it poppin', make sure the base knockin')
i didn't actually watch the show.

and then i heard the name of the band and i hated it.

and i saw the video and hated it.

but the song is hottttttttt.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:27 PM   #188
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Fealiks, you didn't make a crap McCoy masturbation joke, you made a crap Ray Jones masturbation joke.

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Old 08-31-2006, 06:21 PM   #189
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I'M TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW!!

Oh god, oh god, OH GOD!!!
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Old 08-31-2006, 06:37 PM   #190
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have fun.
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Old 08-31-2006, 06:38 PM   #191
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OH MY GOD! JENNIFER DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE NOTE I'M GOING TO GO OD ON ADVIL.

kthxbye,
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Old 08-31-2006, 06:39 PM   #192
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...

dayyyyyyyyyummmmmm.
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Old 08-31-2006, 06:41 PM   #193
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Quick! Make your... typing sound more... sexy...?

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Old 08-31-2006, 06:43 PM   #194
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Dang, we have no advil.

Just vitamins and expired nasonex.

Thank god me parents have a lot of steak knives. I'm of to go play Children of the Corn.
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:10 PM   #195
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Das, what would you say are the odds of Ave and her boy getting together?
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:15 PM   #196
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FOR GODS F*CKING SAKES WILL YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP WITH YOUR DAMN FUNNYNESS! IT'S NOT F*CKING FUNNY AND YOUR A COMPLETE *******!!

MY GOD, I WANNA KILL MYSELF.
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:15 PM   #197
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I was being serious. And its funniness. Biatch.

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Can I get a cookie anyways?
Sorry, I missed that. You can have a few.
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:18 PM   #198
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Okay, okay. I'm gonna ask him out for realz, next time he's on, It's go time.
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Ok but I hope Das comes on soon cause we need those odds.

Um... out of curiosity of course...
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FOR GODS SAKES! Quit being such a complete *******, Fealiks. You can clearly see I'm pissy and depressed, but NO! I'm still gonna make fun of this girl and be a complete dickhead.

I hate you.
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