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Old 01-18-2007, 03:50 AM   #161
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Trust me, we don't, mine so horribly generic to the point that very few people have it.

As for American's, New York was voted #1 most polite city in the world... which begs the question "Which part did I see?!"

The people in Ohio though, nicest people I've even met...

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Old 01-18-2007, 03:05 PM   #162
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As for American's, New York was voted #1 most polite city in the world...
...By New Yorkers.
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Old 01-18-2007, 03:41 PM   #163
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I suppose it's kind of the same as chavs and the rest here in Britain, only chavs don't have guns..
Clearly you've never lived in Manchester


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Old 01-18-2007, 05:41 PM   #164
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No. But they aren't chav's, are they? I mean, a chav would not know how to use a gun..
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Old 01-19-2007, 03:49 AM   #165
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Aim and squeeze... should come pretty easily to a chav.

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Old 01-19-2007, 04:47 AM   #166
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Aaaahahahahahahaha. Ha. Haw. That was ..

Mu-um, what's a chav?


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Old 01-19-2007, 08:00 AM   #167
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

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Old 01-19-2007, 08:24 AM   #168
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Ah. A McCoy.


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Old 01-19-2007, 11:48 AM   #169
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They're the scary chavs. The ones who all the street-corner ones look up to and buy drugs from. The ones who go to prison and actually rob people etc. And they have money.

Or you could just accidentally be in Moss Side. My friend was walking towards there once after a night out when he couldn't find the way home. The police told him to get in the car, and he thought he was being arrested so he wouldn't get in. Eventually they just told him, if you keep walking in this direction you're going to get fυcking killed. Then he got in


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Old 01-19-2007, 05:10 PM   #170
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So the chavs are more likely to mess someone up than, let's say, the West Staines Massive?

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Old 01-20-2007, 06:30 AM   #171
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Ah. A McCoy.
Nope, I don't wear that stuff, I don't hear their crap and I don't hate education.

I'm rather one of these stereotypes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerd
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek




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Old 01-21-2007, 05:54 AM   #172
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You are, in the first place, un****ed. XD


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Old 01-21-2007, 06:19 AM   #173
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I just had a group of american mates visit, took them around the country and id a spot of chav spotting. The chav breed really dosent have a clue do they?

Brighty's version of Chav:

Track suit bottoms usually rolled up a few inches revealing white socks
Baseball cap (Curled rim)
Tracksuit top or football shirt, occasionally striped polo top
Gelled hair or ponytail (girls only)
Spotty face
Hooped earrings that dolphins train with
Occasionally a gargantuan clown necklace
Child in tow usually screaming, stealing or assaulting pedestrians

Personality: Stupid, lack of manners, talks alot about fighting, football or times spent at the pub (usually a weatherspoons).

Test for you all: Chavs act hard, but through my own experiments they are not. DO NOT **** with a chav when they are with fellow chavs. But a lone chav is a target for much taunting in their general direction.

Your task: Stare down a lone chav. They will fail, you will feel that you have won something for the non-chav population. Just don't do it when they're with mates cos it always ends in battle.
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Old 01-21-2007, 09:53 AM   #174
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You are, in the first place, un****ed. XD
Seems like you forgot the many oh so wonderfull nights we had...




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Old 01-21-2007, 11:25 AM   #175
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The people in Ohio though, nicest people I've even met...
Where did you go? Everyone I know is a jerk, and I've lived her since I was 4.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:00 AM   #176
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:03 AM   #177
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It goes hinfort, is german, and means something like "away", spoothead.


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Old 01-22-2007, 04:06 AM   #178
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Minford OHIO...spoothead.

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Old 01-22-2007, 04:26 AM   #179
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Yeah, of course you've been talking about that. Ptse.


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Old 01-22-2007, 01:48 PM   #180
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That's what you get for not paying attention to the conversation. I suppose you were having random sex..?
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Old 01-22-2007, 02:20 PM   #181
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AANNNDDD WHATS WRONG WITH THAT!!!?!?!
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Old 01-22-2007, 05:19 PM   #182
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Random sex sounds dangerous, should be somewhat selective. How about at least a no fat chicks policy?

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Old 01-23-2007, 03:47 AM   #183
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Or no guys... unless you're into that kind of thing of course.

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Old 01-23-2007, 04:41 AM   #184
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No newbie sex either, wait till they're broken and demorolised first.
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Old 01-23-2007, 06:56 AM   #185
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Yeah, just like prison...

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Old 01-23-2007, 10:49 AM   #186
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well, you must know..


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Old 01-23-2007, 10:54 AM   #187
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Yes, having watched so many prison movies in my life, I know exactly what it's like to be in prison...

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Old 01-23-2007, 02:45 PM   #188
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Yes, having watched so many prison movies in my life, I know exactly what it's like to be in prison...

???
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:10 PM   #189
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Pee-wee Herman Dunks SB! Sweet!

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Old 02-08-2007, 08:18 AM   #190
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???
So Michael Jackson finally perfected his look then?
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Old 02-08-2007, 08:21 AM   #191
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No, he just cut his hair...

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Old 02-08-2007, 12:19 PM   #192
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Just so you know.........I live in the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:05 PM   #193
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You make it sound so... IN CAPITALS... Is Texas in capitals? Sounds nice.
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Old 03-07-2007, 05:24 PM   #194
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I love that "Just so you know" you really should have put that part in caps.
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:09 PM   #195
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No, he should have put "bye" in caps.
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