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Old 09-22-2006, 11:19 PM   #1
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Any real psychics here?

By "real psychics" I mean "'I thought this one thing and it happened' psychics".

I made a PSI Ball once. Don't ask me how, I was twelve (12) when it happened.

Oh, and sometimes, I feel like I can predict the future, cause, let's say, I think of something falling, and the next thing I know, the guy two people in front of me in line gets drenched green after a paint bucket falls on him.

Stuff like that. Anything happen to you?


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Old 09-22-2006, 11:26 PM   #2
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Yes, I am psychic, I make stuff happen all the time. Look, I'll show you, in less than three seconds you'll be looking at the computer screen thinking "what a dick!"...
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See? it worked! I am what's known as a genius psycho.. I mean psychic.




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:26 PM   #3
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Yeah okay kid.

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3984&p=5



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Old 09-22-2006, 11:33 PM   #4
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i have to say, being in fact a paranormal researcher, those guys are all retarded 10 year olds who want to make themselves some psi-balls so they can get laid in the astral plane

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Old 09-22-2006, 11:36 PM   #5
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i have to say, being in fact a paranormal researcher, those guys are all retarded 10 year olds who want to make themselves some psi-balls so they can get laid in the astral plane
jus cuz u dont beleve in it doesnt mean it dont exist h8r



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Old 09-22-2006, 11:41 PM   #6
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Wjat

There is a subtle science to this

PsiPog is like the fundamentalist Christian in this equation that pisses themselves every time you say 'dinosaur'

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Old 09-22-2006, 11:44 PM   #7
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Wjat

There is a subtle science to this

PsiPog is like the fundamentalist Christian in this equation that pisses themselves every time you say 'dinosaur'
dont make me use mah powers on u cheez



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Old 09-23-2006, 12:16 AM   #8
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lyk zomp dimozaurs used to live wit humans i kan prove it luke a footprint!!!!111 [/fundy]


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Old 09-23-2006, 12:20 AM   #9
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Oh dear.




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:21 AM   #10
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I'm a quasi-psychic.

Don't know how, but I kinda predict what people say. When I feel like it.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:26 AM   #11
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I'm a quasi-psychic.

Don't know how, but I kinda predict what people say. When I feel like it.
OH YEAH WELL I KILLED A MAN WITH MY MIND.



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Old 09-23-2006, 12:28 AM   #12
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Adam killed a pig with EXPLOSIVES!!




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:49 AM   #13
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I once killed a man just to watch him die......but then I got distracted and missed it.


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Old 09-23-2006, 12:56 AM   #14
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I killed a little stuffed cow by cutting it's head off. Than I put the head in the desk of this kid who's obsessed with cows.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:59 AM   #15
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OMG ! Did you do it to be mean or some sort of joke?


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Old 09-23-2006, 01:03 AM   #16
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He was evil back than. But than we talked on IM for a while, and a love blossemed. His name was Chase and I asked him out. He said no, and now I think this dude in my gym class is hot.

I didn't put the head in the desk, but I did intend on doing so for April Fools.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 09-23-2006, 01:41 AM   #17
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Ah yes, the opposite sex. If only decapitated bovines would swoon their hearts....


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Old 09-23-2006, 02:38 PM   #18
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lol

Actuaaly i think stuff then it happens. Like I thought of fire (im a pyro) And the next thing i know people are lighting bonfires at meh place. It's effin cool.




AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bad grammar!!!!! Now Smon's gonna kill me.




You have the insanity of a MANATEE!!!!!!11

I gotta car and now I'm on da road. Watch out highway, here I come!!!!
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:51 PM   #19
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I working on killing the poster with my mind right now, and a baseball bat.
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:57 PM   #20
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I have visions too. no I just put an Image though a glass and then put it up to my eye so it looks blurry then I play detective and try to find out whats going to happen.
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:02 PM   #21
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I thought it was psychic but it was all in my head. lol...


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Old 09-23-2006, 03:06 PM   #22
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Yo actually the psi-ball idea sounds neat though i've never done it and haven't tried.




You have the insanity of a MANATEE!!!!!!11

I gotta car and now I'm on da road. Watch out highway, here I come!!!!
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:19 PM   #23
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oh god.........
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:31 PM   #24
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I looked it up and there's a possibility.




You have the insanity of a MANATEE!!!!!!11

I gotta car and now I'm on da road. Watch out highway, here I come!!!!
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:33 PM   #25
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I looked it up and there's a possibility.
Ever considered that there may be liars on the interwebz?
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:44 PM   #26
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Yes


But i get my info from a reliable source. A GF in isreal who like is psychic too. That's why we are going out. We mental make-out...


I've said too much.




You have the insanity of a MANATEE!!!!!!11

I gotta car and now I'm on da road. Watch out highway, here I come!!!!
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:58 PM   #27
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*Glances at jmac* Umm, Yes
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Old 09-23-2006, 04:01 PM   #28
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*eye-twitch* Some so called 'premonitions' have happened to me a few times, either I just thought about them or in a dream. I dont know if a dreamshare counts, if so, then that. Other than that, nothing.
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Old 09-23-2006, 06:42 PM   #29
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i'm not psychic, but i'm clairvoyant.

don't ask me how i got here.

mainly because it involves ave.
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Old 09-23-2006, 06:50 PM   #30
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I am a bit like Darth_Ave but better, because I can predict what people won't say! Like, when I say 'hello', I am usually pretty sure that they won't be all "I AM A CAT A CAT A CAT" because that would be a bit mental.

And usually the people I say 'hello' to aren't mental at all. The people I greet have all gone through a rigorous screening process to ensure that this is the case, believe me.

Das Mole is in lurrve baby. I can sense it.


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Old 09-23-2006, 06:58 PM   #31
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I am a bit like Darth_Ave but better
Everyone's better than Ave. ~tearz~

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Das Mole is in lurrve baby. I can sense it.
1. NO!
2. If it is true, the feelings arn't mutual. I'm in lurve with that kid from my gym class. Why do I keep talking about him? I should be talking about how HOT my avatar is.

Cause it is. hot.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 09-23-2006, 11:33 PM   #32
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Everyone's better than Ave. ~tearz~
At what?




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 09-23-2006, 11:44 PM   #33
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*Glances at jmac* Umm, Yes
'The **** are you lookin' at me for?

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But i get my info from a reliable source. A GF in isreal who like is psychic too. That's why we are going out. We mental make-out...


I've said too much.
Does this "GF" of yours look like this:



?



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Old 09-24-2006, 01:05 AM   #34
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Oooh! Oh no he didn't! *snap-snap-snap!*

If I learned anything today, it's that Jmac pwnz without knowing or caring, suppressing a yawn as he lazily types whatever comes to mind cuz he has no concionce (I'ma get Vocabupwned for that), he doesn't know better, and there is no one there to cencor him from typing what he thinks.

I've also learned that kittens are fluffy-wuffy adowable.

That salad that doesn't come in a bag and is without the shredded carrot is not at all tasty if done on mere whim.

That Leon Kennedy is utterly HAWT.

And that Saturdays dont come often enough.
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Old 09-24-2006, 01:09 AM   #35
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Ray, are you doing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

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Old 09-24-2006, 10:47 AM   #36
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At what?
everything.

EXCEPT FASHION!!! And playing psychonauts possibly. I can beat it %100 in 6 to 8 hours.

hot avatar hot avatar hot avatar. there, I talked about it. Who wants pizza pockets?


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 09-24-2006, 06:12 PM   #37
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Oh I beg to differ, I bet no-one else can get almost 10,000 posts in under a year! And no-one else can make me rekindle my love for TMBG like you can! (I could go on..)




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 09-24-2006, 06:43 PM   #38
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EXCEPT FASHION!!!
so i'm being forced to look at colleges and one of my friends was like "haha you should go to parsons". then who would be better than you at everything?

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Old 09-24-2006, 08:07 PM   #39
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'The **** are you lookin' at me for?

Does this "GF" of yours look like this:



?

Kiss my a** you son of a b****. I could kick your a** in 10 different ways without breaking a sweat. So f*** you you n00b.




You have the insanity of a MANATEE!!!!!!11

I gotta car and now I'm on da road. Watch out highway, here I come!!!!
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Old 09-24-2006, 08:17 PM   #40
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^ surely you're joking? (jmac pwnd you btw)




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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