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09-30-2006, 01:39 PM
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One of Thousands
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DARTH VADER in "Heads Will Roll!" (My Fourth Badfic)
[Okay, everybody, this is my "chetvyortiy badfic" (fourth one), and
it takes place right after the end of Episode IV when Darth Vader
makes almost everyone around him pay the price for Luke Skywalker
blowing up the Death Star. As with my three previous badfics, all
mistakes and immaturity in this story are ON PURPOSE. Enjoy (not)!]
STAR WRAS: HEADS WILL ROLL!
Darth Vader was mad, I mean really really really pizzed off.
I mean, he was so mad that Homre Simpson on a bad day
had nthoing on this guy. His osn Luke Skywalker had just
blown up the Death Stra, which was really cool. Cept for
itd sumb circle shape. That was dumb, not like cool. Anyhoo...
"GURDARNIT LUKE" Vader yelled "WHY'D YA HAVE TO DO THAT?!?"
(By the way, he was back at his HQ, the Dark Sdie Headqarters.)
"Um, because he's a good guy?" asked a dumb guy in gray. "He's
a Jedi and he wants to defeet you?"
This dude had forgoten to call him Master. Vader, I mean. Dubm
mistake. Vader clenched his fsit and Force Choked the guy. Duh!
"WHOSE NEXT" growled Vader. Peopel started backing up. WAY up.
"THAT DEATH STAR WAS MY MASTER PEICE!" Vader said. "HOW
COULD YOU SMASH IT ALL UP AND KILL ALL MY PEEPS? HUH LUKE?"
"Uh" said another dumb guy. "He blew it all up, not smashed it."
"GUGGAGGHHHH" said the dude when Darth Vader choked him. Score!
Again, call Vader MASTER if you dont want to die. Its dat simmpel.
"WHAT YALL STANDING AROUND FOR?" yeld Vader again. "START
BUILDING ANTOHER DEATH STAR, OR NO MORE MR NICE DARK LORD!"
"Yoiu never were a nice Dark Lord" said Dumb Guy in Gray #3.
I give you one guess what Darth Vader did. He liked killing. *CHOKE*
(No no I'm not dead, but that dumb guy in gray sure is. Grand Moff
Trakin dead. Qui-Gone dead. Darth Mall dead. Getsa my point?)
"Excues me Master" said a girl "but I'm not good at building Death Starz"
Darth Vader smiled underneeth his helmet. "Go wash my underwear then"
Poor girl because she hda the worse fate out of all the peeps in this story!
TEH END!!!
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09-30-2006, 01:47 PM
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Left and may not return
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Another good one, but the spelling mistakes still annoy me in your Badfics.
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09-30-2006, 02:19 PM
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Fight da Powah
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LOL! Pure genius Tysy! Well, the errors do annoy me a little, but they amuse more than annoy!  |
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09-30-2006, 02:21 PM
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Forumite
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That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. But I agree with Pottsie on the errors, although some of them were funny too. Maybe you could cut down on them just a little.
There's a bit of the shadowy side in all of us.
Except those freakazoid Jedi nutcases.
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09-30-2006, 02:29 PM
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36 Wings, 365 Eyes
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Eugh, Tysy! That was definitely a bad fic. The poor usage of spelling and grammar will be stuck in my head for weeks. Very good job at being very bad. 
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Originally Posted by Sabretooth
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09-30-2006, 08:24 PM
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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Amused...Funny, very funny. I suspect you mispelled words just because it's a "badfic". You did a good job on it.
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Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
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10-01-2006, 12:07 AM
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Oh, the thought of someone washing Vader's undies--yukk. I suppose it beats getting Force choked. 
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10-01-2006, 06:17 AM
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The Rhythm Schism
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Lol, coool .. Very funny, and i think the whole point of the spelling errors, is because it is a 'badfic' isnt it? ... Anyways, another funny one ... and i would sooooo much prefer to be Force Choked then having to wash Vaders undies ... like, eeewwww *shudders*
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10-01-2006, 08:09 AM
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Liquidious Fleshbag
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awww, poor kid. i pity her
lol, tysy, another work of genius. very funny and helped to ease my mood loads. thanks for that!
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10-03-2006, 12:33 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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ROFL!! I love the concept of this "Badfic"! The spelling errors are half the humour!
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