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Old 08-16-2001, 11:19 PM   #121
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Problem is, threads get all f00ked up once they get to 6+ pages.

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Old 08-16-2001, 11:48 PM   #122
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Actually, most threads on this forum are f00ked up long before they even start.

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Old 08-17-2001, 12:06 AM   #123
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BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!

Some of the most thought provoking ideas ever have started on this forum. Show some respect.

Now excuse me whilst I go back to the serious business of posting:

Hey everybody, I'm not wearing pants!!!

So, anybody wanna buy a monkey?
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Old 08-17-2001, 12:34 AM   #124
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no

I want a robo kitty


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Old 08-17-2001, 01:32 AM   #125
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Forget that. We want Robo-Slug! We wan Robo-Slug! We want Robo-Slug. He will control you all into becoming my drones!

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Old 08-17-2001, 01:49 AM   #126
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That sounds like a theme song.

I'll set it to music. Could be a big, big hit.

*sings to the tune of Queen's "We will rock you"*

Weee-want/ Weee-want-a-ro-bo slug!
You'll be/ You'll be our brainless drones!
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Old 08-17-2001, 02:49 AM   #127
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you need help

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Old 08-17-2001, 03:04 AM   #128
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With the lyrics? I guess they could do with some work.
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Old 08-17-2001, 07:10 AM   #129
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A robo-slug would be immune to salt attack!
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Old 08-17-2001, 12:32 PM   #130
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But not rust.
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Old 08-17-2001, 07:41 PM   #131
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But Salt-Rust would be it's only weakness! Robo-Slug Robo-Slug Robo-Slug

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Old 08-18-2001, 06:51 AM   #132
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I will introduce robo-snails to help control the population!

Perhaps a shot of Borg technology would be helpful...
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Old 08-18-2001, 12:29 PM   #133
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I have detailed plans on the construction of an indestructable mechanical cockroach, but for some reason nobody wants to build it.

I can't understand why...
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Old 08-19-2001, 12:34 AM   #134
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If it's the evil-nemsis of Robo-Slug then it'll sell.

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Old 08-19-2001, 12:39 PM   #135
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Sure!
We could come up with a whole line of Robo-Slug accessories to sell to the kids.
And then there's the requisite Saturday morning cartoon show we would need to produce.
Eventually there would be direct-to-video releases, and a feature-film franchise, with zillion-grossing major-motion-pictures for decades to come!
The kids will love it! It will be bigger than Pokemon and the Ninja Turtles combined!!! We will make a mint!...

... Or maybe not.


Am I the only one who feels that this thread has taken a bizarre turn lately?
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Old 08-19-2001, 02:24 PM   #136
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Have you ever seen a thread here that hasn't taken a bizzare turn sooner or later?
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Old 08-19-2001, 03:24 PM   #137
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Old 08-19-2001, 05:46 PM   #138
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Franchise lead to money, money leads to stuff, stuff leads to women!

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Old 08-19-2001, 11:45 PM   #139
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All things can lead to women, if you play it right.

Unfortunately, I rarely do...

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Old 08-20-2001, 12:04 AM   #140
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Old 08-20-2001, 06:58 PM   #141
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Here's how you get women easily. Find a lot of women with body rings you and make sure you like them. Then get a whole bunch oh magnets and there you go. Note: If she has a tongue ring and you have the magnet in your pants lookout for the police.

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Old 08-20-2001, 07:03 PM   #142
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If the rings are made of non-magnetic metals, simply pour a bucket of water over her head. This will cause the metal to rust, an'd she'll have to strip to get all of them off before they cause infections!

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Old 08-20-2001, 10:29 PM   #143
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Here's how you get women easily. Find a lot of women with body rings you and make sure you like them. Then get a whole bunch oh magnets and there you go. Note: If she has a tongue ring and you have the magnet in your pants lookout for the police.

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If the rings are made of non-magnetic metals, simply pour a bucket of water over her head. This will cause the metal to rust, an'd she'll have to strip to get all of them off before they cause infections!

Those posts are the most bizzarre things I've ever heard. How the hell do you think that sort of stuff up?
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Old 08-20-2001, 10:57 PM   #144
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If the rings are made of non-magnetic metals, simply pour a bucket of water over her head. This will cause the metal to rust, an'd she'll have to strip to get all of them off before they cause infections!

Non-magnetic metals don't rust.
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Old 08-20-2001, 11:35 PM   #145
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What about that stuff that grows on old pennies(I know it's not rust but if it was trying to infect me, I would get rid of it)
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Old 08-21-2001, 12:35 AM   #146
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Your last post was . You continely happy?

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Old 08-21-2001, 03:10 AM   #148
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I'm continually confused .
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Well, you'll never solve that problem here!
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Old 08-21-2001, 04:33 PM   #150
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Your last post was . You continely happy?


I do that when I forget what I was going to say.


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(I forgot what I was going to say)
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Old 08-21-2001, 09:12 PM   #152
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Hmmmmmmmm...
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Old 08-22-2001, 03:56 AM   #153
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Hmmmmmmmm...
You're supposed to use when you have nothing to say!



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Old 08-22-2001, 04:11 AM   #154
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If I have nothing to say, I will use the following symbol(no, not the colon):
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What symbol? you have not posted a symbol.
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Post a symbol Dammit!
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Old 08-22-2001, 05:19 AM   #157
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THAT'S THE POINT! I don't have anything to say, so therefore there is no symbol
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Old 08-22-2001, 05:40 PM   #158
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but with the simle people wonder what your similing at, it then bugs them because they can't figure it out. Eventually they go insane.

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Old 08-22-2001, 05:46 PM   #159
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Well ,me not saying anything seemed to drive Madpilot crazy
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Ok I don't know if this is possible but I think for the first time in my life someone else has confused me!

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