Sam and Max MySpace!

itchythesamurai · 09-29-2006, 08:25 PM

Not new news, but I'll repost the link anyway.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...f-91039a3d66d8

What I wanted to rub in though is that I'm somehow in the top 20. You'll never guess which one I am. I even got a comment, score! This totally redeems MySpace. (And the music is way swanky.)

Everyone else's thoughts on the matter?

milo · 09-29-2006, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by itchythesamurai

You'll never guess which one I am.

C'est toi!

itchythesamurai · 09-30-2006, 11:13 AM

It's true, I had the geeky ingenunity to scan my student ID. But for the record, I will be eighteen Monday, and I plan on buying a) swords and b) the new smutty Alan Moore graphic novel.

SyntheticGerbil · 10-01-2006, 10:14 AM

This is terrible. Who did this?

itchythesamurai · 10-01-2006, 10:55 AM

I heard Jake had a hand in it. I think considering the current market place realities advertising on MySpace appeals to a certain yuppie sensibility. Nothing wrong about spreading the gospel.

Samnmax221 · 10-01-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by milojmiles

C'est to toi!

Itchy, I don't want to hurt your little life essance. But a get a hair cut.

SyntheticGerbil · 10-01-2006, 08:20 PM

Marek has a Myspace too. I somehow had respect for him once.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 10-01-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by itchythesamurai

Not new news, but I'll repost the link anyway.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...f-91039a3d66d8

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

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Originally Posted by milo

THAT TOO.

Samnmax221 · 10-02-2006, 01:22 PM

How could you Jake!

I paid for you vagina-plasty!

itchythesamurai · 10-02-2006, 03:54 PM

Hey, no killing me with fire, it's my birthday. Trial or baptism by fire is perfectly acceptable though.

Samnmax221 · 10-02-2006, 04:05 PM

You Kraaazzzzy Khristian!

itchythesamurai · 10-02-2006, 04:21 PM

Try Messianic Jew, faaaag. <3

Samnmax221 · 10-02-2006, 10:29 PM

I sure hope Jesus isn't on Myspace, I can't imagine the fit he'd throw if he found somebody posting shock images in his profile.

"Destroy the world daddy, I'm going to go listen to some "Overly dramatic papercut!"

itchythesamurai · 10-02-2006, 10:37 PM

I wonder which sin was toughest for Jesus to die for. I think forgiving all of the people who misconstrue His words and message these days must be a real bitch. Seriously, getting crucified for people who are making you seem like a pro-Iraq prick, not a good deal.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 10-02-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Samnmax221

I sure hope Jesus isn't on Myspace, I can't imagine the fit he'd throw if he found somebody posting shock images in his profile.

"Destroy the world daddy, I'm going to go listen to some "Overly dramatic papercut!"

Thank god JeSuS is the name of some ****ty death metal band.

http://myspace.com/jesus

Samnmax221 · 10-02-2006, 10:43 PM

Jesus has no friends?!?!?!
Thats what you get for being a preachy SOB.

itchythesamurai · 10-02-2006, 10:54 PM

We've got one of these in Houston. It's caused some degree of internal conflict. Then again, we also have a place called Sexy Scissors. (link that I wouldn't click at work, just to be safe)

Samnmax221 · 10-02-2006, 10:58 PM

I wondered why my parents said there were no morals in big cities, now I really want to go.

TSR · 10-13-2006, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by itchythesamurai

(link that I wouldn't click at work, just to be safe)

Or school, for that matter...
*waves fist*

Samnmax221 · 10-13-2006, 11:23 AM

Well we didn't end up having school today so boo to you, boo to you, boo to you. Some D-Bag called in a bomb threat right before school so we all got evacuated. Oh yah, theres a inch of ****ing snow on the ground and we had freezing rain last night.

itchythesamurai · 10-13-2006, 05:11 PM

I bet they'll catch that D-bag because he was bragging on the MySpace or something equally inane. At least that's better than the bomb threats where you have to wait outside for a couple of hours, those really suck.

Sorry SuperRodian, I thought school was implied. Bet that had the potential for hilarity though.

Nakah · 01-12-2007, 10:08 PM

Way to keep on topic guys, really. You turned what could have been tips and suggestions for that myspace into a flame war. Good job.

As far as the myspace goes, it fits the theme of Sam & Max well, but when I first opened it, I was reminded of a kinky porn site. The pink wall paper and the Jazz music contribute to this. I'd suggest, either changing the music or the wallpaper blue or something. Just and idea.

~Nakah

Samnmax221 · 01-12-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Nakah

Way to keep on topic guys, really. You turned what could have been tips and suggestions for that myspace into a flame war. Good job.

GTFO, oh yah welcome to our corner, sorta.

itchythesamurai · 01-13-2007, 03:23 AM

We don't consider this flaming, this is our best stab at good behavior. And I couldn't tell if you knew or not, but none of us have direct input on the Sam & Max MySpace page. Jake could probably get stuff done, but when's the last time we've seen that lovable scalawag?

Samnmax221 · 01-13-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by itchythesamurai

We don't consider this flaming, this is our best stab at good behavior. And I couldn't tell if you knew or not, but none of us have direct input on the Sam & Max MySpace page. Jake could probably get stuff done, but when's the last time we've seen that lovable scalawag?

Well he yanked my covers off last night and told me that I needed to kill this noob for criticizing his work. Then he said something about nachos and left.

SyntheticGerbil · 01-13-2007, 04:21 PM

Speaking of Myspace, this was a great article: http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4393

Now stop jacking yourselves off, you ****ers.

Samnmax221 · 01-13-2007, 04:41 PM

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"I'm going to turn on my computer and make a movie starring my pet iguana? I'm going to mash up 50 Cent's vocals with Queen's instrumentals? I'm going to blog about my state of mind or the state of the nation or the steak-frites at the new bistro down the street? Who has that time and that energy and that passion?"

Thank you.

itchythesamurai · 01-13-2007, 04:43 PM

Woah, when did I get a higher postcount than Gerbil?

SyntheticGerbil · 01-15-2007, 02:43 AM

Most people have higher post counts than me.

I also tend to go back and delete things I've posted before sometimes.

Ray Jones · 01-15-2007, 04:16 AM

Yeah, that's whatcha do, ****ing coward.

itchythesamurai · 01-15-2007, 01:24 PM

Hey man, don't go questioning Sean's honor.

Samnmax221 · 01-15-2007, 01:28 PM

Hey Hey, thsi camper that was stranded for 5 weeks had a copy of Chasing the Dime, I love that book.

itchythesamurai · 01-15-2007, 02:07 PM

Yeah, I couldn't imagine many books being worse than five weeks out in the woods.

Samnmax221 · 01-15-2007, 02:08 PM

Michael Connelly wrote Blood Work, starring Clint Eastwood.

itchythesamurai · 01-15-2007, 02:16 PM

Eastwood is nominated twice for best director in this year's Golden Globes! Talk about outrageous.

Samnmax221 · 01-15-2007, 02:20 PM

I hope he beats Gibson, then Gibson will get up on stage, accuse everyone of being Jews, then he'll say "**** Jesus".

Ray Jones · 01-15-2007, 05:04 PM

Sean's honour is an old gum under my shoe at worst and a new one at best!

itchythesamurai · 01-15-2007, 07:01 PM

But the real underlying question here is...what flavor?

SyntheticGerbil · 01-16-2007, 01:41 AM

Purple Gibson. OOOH AHHH!

I delete old posts a lot because I regret mostly everything I say. I'm banned from Adventuregamers though, so now I can't go back and delete. Bastards.

Samnmax221 · 01-16-2007, 01:47 AM

What did you do to get banned over at Adventuregamers?