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01-03-2011, 09:13 PM
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#12361
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Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Wandering
Posts: 38
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^Is liked to put his boot in strange places…
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01-03-2011, 09:16 PM
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#12362
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^Wandering for so long, is actually lost now.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-03-2011, 10:22 PM
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#12363
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^What color phaser does evil spock use?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-04-2011, 04:20 AM
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#12364
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Are we about to have a LF rumble?
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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01-04-2011, 04:58 AM
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#12365
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^seems to have a stuttering problem.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-04-2011, 05:04 AM
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#12366
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Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Bucks, England
Posts: 96
Current Game: Fallout New Vegas
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^^That isn't a place.
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Originally Posted by urluckyday
^Are we about to have a LF rumble?
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Most probably
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01-04-2011, 05:31 AM
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#12367
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Hello, Sound Only
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,296
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^
Your name is Ezio and you are a Master assassin,
In Iraq you used bombs and in Japan, some sarin
Your friends in the brotherhood may prefer weed,
But as for yourself, you prefer old-fashioned heroin.
(Yes, I've decided to make every post here a limerick,
This thread could certainly use such a clever trick,
Whether others follow me or not I do not know,
I'm just waiting to call someone a fantabulous prick)
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01-04-2011, 08:49 AM
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#12368
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Connecticut, U.S.A.
Posts: 553
Current Game: DJ Starscream
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^^um.......poetic?
Quote:
Originally Posted by HockeyGoalie35
I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
Quote:
Originally Posted by =purifier
Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
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01-04-2011, 01:36 PM
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#12369
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
Posts: 682
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^^  - Like's it when people push his button.
SITH HAPPENS
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01-04-2011, 02:29 PM
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#12370
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 963
Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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^^ Why does Sith happen?
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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01-04-2011, 02:31 PM
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#12371
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Juri ought to be your next av.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-04-2011, 02:33 PM
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#12372
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Connecticut, U.S.A.
Posts: 553
Current Game: DJ Starscream
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^ HOCKEYZ!!!!! I SEE HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by HockeyGoalie35
I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
Quote:
Originally Posted by =purifier
Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. " |
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01-04-2011, 02:39 PM
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#12373
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Now that's the type of enthusiasm I like to see in a player. You wanna play for coach Jules Winnfield and fight the tyranny of evil men?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-04-2011, 02:53 PM
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#12374
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 963
Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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^^ Microphone head
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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01-04-2011, 03:15 PM
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#12375
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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Actually a wig: Sam is completely bald.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-04-2011, 03:59 PM
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#12376
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
Posts: 682
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^^ I think Jules is using his hair as a goalie. Can any hockey puck get past that afro?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demongo
^^ Why does Sith happen?
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Bad Karma.
SITH HAPPENS
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01-04-2011, 04:08 PM
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#12377
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Must have horrible karma.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-04-2011, 04:50 PM
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#12378
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^What kind of game is that?
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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01-04-2011, 09:44 PM
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#12379
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Hello, Sound Only
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,296
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A 50 Cent Listener I Am, he says
Will listen to him till my own end days
Or if he keels over first,
I guess I'll be listening to him anyways.
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01-05-2011, 01:58 AM
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#12380
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^My firefox settings have just gotten messed up and I can't see your av anymore, lol.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-05-2011, 02:50 AM
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#12381
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^In transition between what two places?
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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01-05-2011, 10:18 AM
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#12382
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 963
Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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^^ Never heard of T-Wolves before
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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01-05-2011, 12:24 PM
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#12383
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Hello, Sound Only
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,296
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A beautiful lady with a couple lovely buns,
She certainly looks like she doesn't need guns,
I'd drop dead just seeing her in real life,
Cosplayers are the only thing worse than nuns.
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01-05-2011, 01:09 PM
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#12384
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Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Bucks, England
Posts: 96
Current Game: Fallout New Vegas
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There was a boy called Saber
To be honest, he was quite a raver
You stupid [edit:bill - watch the language]doo-doo head
Your limericks are [edit]particularly pitiful
You couldn't tell a breve from a quaver
Your Limerick's should have five lines
Then I wouldn't have to impose fines
I mean are you mad?
Cos' the limerics are plain bad
So take off your blinkers and blinds.
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01-05-2011, 03:21 PM
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#12385
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Up all night to get lucky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Beautiful USA
Posts: 2,626
Current Game: Real Life
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^Hope you get that child porn-induced short fixed soon!
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out
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01-06-2011, 06:45 AM
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#12386
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Connecticut, U.S.A.
Posts: 553
Current Game: DJ Starscream
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^ who are the vikings playing this sunday?
no one!
Quote:
Originally Posted by HockeyGoalie35
I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
Quote:
Originally Posted by =purifier
Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. " |
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01-06-2011, 08:07 AM
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#12387
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^completely hopeless
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-06-2011, 01:07 PM
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#12388
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Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Bucks, England
Posts: 96
Current Game: Fallout New Vegas
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Your avvie is of Mr Spock
That beard makes him look like a total c***
You quote Roosevelt
Whose butter wouldn't melt
Even if you gave him a shock
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01-06-2011, 02:42 PM
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#12389
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
Posts: 682
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*Goes into Andrew Dice Clay mode*
Good god son who's foot is that up your ass,
why it's GTA's, is it any wonder how you ever pass gas.
Man you'll probably get a bad case of hemorrhoids,
that could be as big as freaking astroids.
SITH HAPPENS
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01-06-2011, 05:36 PM
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#12390
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Prime example that the forum games are not a place to lapse in one's wisecracking.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-06-2011, 06:45 PM
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#12391
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English spoken in What
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: What?
Posts: 4,724
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^Has his foot so far up RC's ass that it's no wonder the poor kid has his mind on cocks.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-06-2011, 07:07 PM
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#12392
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 963
Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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^^ Not really amused
Quote:
Originally Posted by GTA:SWcity
^^^Juri ought to be your next av.
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Wish granted. You've got two more left 
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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01-06-2011, 07:10 PM
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#12393
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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^Evil: knew that
Psycho: knew that
Chick: Really? I had no idea.
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01-06-2011, 07:42 PM
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#12394
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Somewhere :D
Posts: 406
Current Game: MW3
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You must be the customer, glad to meet you. *coughs* Moron.
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01-06-2011, 07:44 PM
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#12395
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 963
Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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^^ TFU2. Works not, it does.
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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01-06-2011, 07:53 PM
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#12396
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Somewhere :D
Posts: 406
Current Game: MW3
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Cyborg eye, nice touch.
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01-06-2011, 08:23 PM
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#12397
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Connecticut, U.S.A.
Posts: 553
Current Game: DJ Starscream
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I can match your dark power,
with a pinch of fairy dust and by ripping the tag off my matress
Quote:
Originally Posted by HockeyGoalie35
I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
Quote:
Originally Posted by =purifier
Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. " |
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01-06-2011, 08:26 PM
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#12398
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^Proud to demonstrate The "gourmet" shot.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-06-2011, 11:05 PM
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#12399
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
Posts: 4,093
Current Game: the villain
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^^^How you gonna go and tell me I put my foot up too many peoples' asses?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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01-06-2011, 11:07 PM
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#12400
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
Posts: 3,852
Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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^So with the foot and ass thing, do you favour your left or your right?
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