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01-11-2007, 08:33 PM
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Er, last time I checked golf didn't start with a T.
"The beauty and genius of a work of film may be reconceived, though its first material expression be destroyed; a vanished fiction may yet again inspire the screenplay-writer; but when the last individual of a race of living directors, of artists, breathes no more, another heaven and another earth must pass before such a one can be again." -William Beebe, modified in memorial of the twentieth century
Su'cuy, vod, kar'laylirdarasuum me'suum!
Star Wars: The Plastic Director's Cut!
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01-11-2007, 08:35 PM
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I think it's supposed to be a golf "tee", not necessarily a "T"
The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins---
but in the heart of its strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back.Love is more than a candle.
Love can ignite the stars.
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01-11-2007, 08:45 PM
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It is, T as in tee.
I'll pass, again...
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01-11-2007, 09:07 PM
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#84
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Er, last time I checked golf didn't start with a T.
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh when I read that. 
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01-11-2007, 09:17 PM
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Here's one:
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless it flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
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01-11-2007, 11:05 PM
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Ah, you shouldn't try to do riddles from the Hobbit, I know all those by heart......
It's the wind.
The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins---
but in the heart of its strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back.Love is more than a candle.
Love can ignite the stars.
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01-12-2007, 08:09 AM
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Yeah, those aren't going to do much, there are too many people here who read LOTR.
I have a math riddle. Let's say I'm playing a certain card game I know, of. I'm playing with a deck of fifty-one, so you can guarantee the answer isn't fifty-two. I draw a two-card doogie, get two tens, and we're using artificial light on Monday, so I draw a double doogie, which is one card. it's a jack, but there are four people sitting at the table, so I pass my turn. One person scores out with a royal fizzbin, but, as I said, it's Monday, and lucky for me that persons to my left, so I get a bonus draw. The other two people just took their two-card draws. I take my single doogie (now one card) get a nine, but since a have a bonus draw that'd just pink my fizzbin if I can get a queen. I take my card... and get a queen! So I'm first along with the guy to my left. We decide to make popcorn, so the other two people left in the game take two cards each, two from my hand and two from the deck. HOW MANY CARDS ARE LEFT IN THE DECK?
Looking back, maybe that riddle idea wan't so hot. Oh ,well, Don't answer right away, as it could take a little contemplating for ME to tigure out what the answer was. And it yoiu know where this card game comes from, let's keep it between us.
"The beauty and genius of a work of film may be reconceived, though its first material expression be destroyed; a vanished fiction may yet again inspire the screenplay-writer; but when the last individual of a race of living directors, of artists, breathes no more, another heaven and another earth must pass before such a one can be again." -William Beebe, modified in memorial of the twentieth century
Su'cuy, vod, kar'laylirdarasuum me'suum!
Star Wars: The Plastic Director's Cut!
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01-12-2007, 12:55 PM
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#88
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I am not going to answer this for I can't handle math at 10 in the morning
OK this is a Brownie Girl Scout riddle I know of. A girl was trying to find a Brownie since they are helpful people. She went to the edge of the lake and said this: Twist me and turn me and show me the Elf. I looked in the water and saw...
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01-12-2007, 04:09 PM
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Ah...... *looks back to her days as a Girl Scout* I looked in the water and saw..... myself!
The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins---
but in the heart of its strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back.Love is more than a candle.
Love can ignite the stars.
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01-12-2007, 04:31 PM
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I didn't know that was from a LOTR book, what is it called, "The Hobbit"? I will search for it, here's another one:
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
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01-12-2007, 07:10 PM
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Time?
And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
OMG Jedi Knight 4!!!
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01-12-2007, 07:27 PM
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Time?
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Nope, nice try though, NEXT!! 
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01-12-2007, 07:41 PM
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A shadow, methinks.
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01-12-2007, 07:47 PM
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We have a Winner.... good job ET Warrior!! 
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01-13-2007, 11:27 AM
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May I post a riddle?. Here it goes:
What's in the middle of the sea?
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01-13-2007, 12:22 PM
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#96
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A space?
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01-13-2007, 12:56 PM
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Incorrect
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01-13-2007, 02:48 PM
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Technically, water.
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We will be great failures one day, you and I
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01-13-2007, 03:14 PM
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May I post a riddle?. Here it goes:
What's in the middle of the sea?
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An e?
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01-13-2007, 07:06 PM
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Kristykistic is correct, may another person post another riddle please...
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01-13-2007, 08:09 PM
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What thing has keys that open no locks and space with no room?
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We will be great failures one day, you and I
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01-13-2007, 08:12 PM
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A keyboard?
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01-13-2007, 08:45 PM
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Correct!
It weighs a lot when forward, but far less when backwards. Any guesses?
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01-13-2007, 11:10 PM
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#104
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Brony 4 Life. Yo.
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Originally Posted by ChAiNz.2da
Q: How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks would it take to complete a building that's 20 feet long on all four sides and 20 feet high?
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Actually the answer is "1"
It only takes the last brick to 'complete' the building.. but I'll give you points for doing math 
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01-14-2007, 04:32 AM
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@Shortynds - Sure, post all the riddles you want, just one at a time.
@ED - Is it a kayak boat?
@Relenzo - I don't really get it but, 39?
Red as blood, sweet as wine, my heart is hard but my flesh is fine. What am I?
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01-14-2007, 04:40 AM
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^A cherry?
I QUIT LF!
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01-14-2007, 05:00 AM
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Damn.
I have an eye, but I am blind. i'm cold and hard, and never kind. Despite all this you still should see, that there is always a point to me.
Yes
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01-14-2007, 05:18 AM
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^A needle?
We're 5 little items of an everyday sort. You'll find us all in a tennis court.
I QUIT LF!
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01-14-2007, 05:23 AM
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lol, vowels.
Go go crappy Batman movies. >.>
have a suggestion for the lf poll? pm me
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01-14-2007, 05:23 AM
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Right again. Is the answer grass, tennis balls, paint, walls, seats?
EDIT: Rogue NIne beat me to it, and I was wrong anyway.
I live in the oceans, rivers, and sea. When I'm cold, I float. When I'm hot, I'm free.
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01-14-2007, 05:33 AM
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^A fish?
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Go go crappy Batman movies. >.>
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01-14-2007, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by AkumaSF
I live in the oceans, rivers, and sea. When I'm cold, I float. When I'm hot, I'm free.
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Water?
Pass on a new riddle.
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01-14-2007, 05:54 AM
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Doomie gets it.
White flesh above, brown gills below. I move not an inch; in the darkness I grow.
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01-14-2007, 06:35 AM
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^Mushroom?
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01-14-2007, 11:20 AM
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Aha! I thought of one! Well, it's a sort of a question riddle, but anyway, here goes.
Is there any word in the English language which contains all the vowels?
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01-14-2007, 03:20 PM
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@ED - Is it a kayak boat?
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Nay.
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01-14-2007, 09:40 PM
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#117
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@D'Albetot - Right again.
@Aurora Starfire - No. Or none that I can come up with.
@ED - A rocking chair?
Lucy loves puzzles, so she tests her friends by wearing different coloured hats to lunch each day. On Monday she wears red, Tuesday orange, Wednesday yellow and Thursday green. What colour will she wear on Friday?
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01-14-2007, 10:24 PM
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Since she is following the order of the spectrum, blue for Friday.
A man leaves home and travels for a while before turning left. He travels a bit further and turns left again. He travels some more and turns left again. He is now approaching home again, and sees two men wearing masks. Who are they?
Show me a man who is twenty and not a liberal, and I will show you a man with no heart.
Show me a man who is forty and not a conservative, and I will show you a man with no brain.
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01-14-2007, 10:33 PM
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#119
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^Correct. Is the answer burglars?
A head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches. What am I?
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01-14-2007, 10:36 PM
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A man leaves home and travels for a while before turning left. He travels a bit further and turns left again. He travels some more and turns left again. He is now approaching home again, and sees two men wearing masks. Who are they?[/I]
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The catcher. It's a baseball field.
Riddle:
A man gets on his horse. He rides to a motel on Friday. The man stays there for two days, and goes back home on Friday. How is this possible?
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