RD Boarding School RP - Page 12

zelda 41 · 02-12-2007, 07:10 PM

Zelly: How the hell did this happen? Where's a SWAT team when you need 'um?

The dragon flew overhead and picked up Zelly.

Zelly: PUT ME DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Dark: Fine uglyass.

The dragon dropped her into the middle of the beach, Zelly being knocked out.

Davinq · 02-12-2007, 08:33 PM

"... Well," Davinq said to Psycho, "I was gonna suggest that we work as a team to take the dragon down. But now that Zelly's gone..."

zelda 41 · 02-13-2007, 09:38 AM

Zelly: I'm not dead. Amazingly. The beach broke my fall AND my hand.

**DarthAve** · 02-13-2007, 01:27 PM

"GO GET THEM!" Ave yelled at Luke, who was parked in a faraway parking lot.
"NO!" He yelled back.
"GO GET MY FRIENDS OR YOU WILL NEVER GET ANY!"
"...none?"
"Not ever first base!"
"...fine." Luke put the stolen car in gear and drove back in the direction of the school.

*Miss_Mayhem* · 02-13-2007, 06:19 PM

Mayhem scoffed, "This isn't that hard to figure out. We just need to travel back in time and collect the greatest dragonslayers the world has ever known and bring them here. Easy, right?"

zelda 41 · 02-13-2007, 06:22 PM

Zelly: No. How the hell do we fight a dragon AND bitchface?

She grabbed at her throbbing hand and swore.
Zelly: Goddammit. How do I fight like this?

**DarthAve** · 02-13-2007, 06:56 PM

"DRIVEDRIVEDRIVE!!" Ave hung out the front window pointing at the destroyed school!
They burst through the gates again and drove up to Zelda. "GET IN NOW!" Ave yelled at her. "WHERE ARE THE OTHERS??"

*Miss_Mayhem* · 02-13-2007, 07:03 PM

"Time machine, duh!" A feminine, double-edged voice answered. The RDers turned to see a familiar face ...

"Tammy Shafer!?" Mayhem gasped, her hands clasping over her mouth. The woman was tall and pale skinned, with red lips and sharp features, and long black hair that fell to her shoulders and concealed an eye. Clad in her ususal black heels and black oriental dress slitted on both sides, she stepped out of her car and beckoned them over.

"B-but ... that was a dream!" Mayhem protested.

Tammy raised an eyebrow, "You'd think that, but no. Now, I need you kids to come with me--"

"But you're a bad guy, if that dream was true!"

"You dont quite understand the extent of that 'Dark' girl's damage. I dont have the time or funds to kill you guys and extract my revenge, and neither does Oleander. We have to band together to kill that ... 'THING'!"

"...but..."

"Oleander has the dimension-hopper, we can get those dragonpeople you wanted."

Mayhem was convinced and warily entered Tammy's car, trying to get the other's to come over.

zelda 41 · 02-13-2007, 07:09 PM

Ave pulled Zelda in and she shrieked, falling on her hand.

Zelly: OWOWOW MY HAND!!!
Ave: What happened?
Zelly: Dark picked me up on the dragon and dropped me 3hundred feet down. I think my hand's broken.

Davinq · 02-13-2007, 07:16 PM

Dav warily followed Mayhem into the woman's car/dimension hopper.

"This time, we're getting rid of Dark for good, mmk?"

"Fine, fine," Mayhem replied. "At least until she returns two weeks from now."

**DarthAve** · 02-13-2007, 07:17 PM

"Well, suck it up. We've gotta find everyone else. Punch it Luke." Luke hit the gas as we drove off swirvin to find everyone else.

zelda 41 · 02-13-2007, 07:19 PM

Zelly: Dav, Mayhem and Halo are goin deminion hopping, and Psycho's probably hiding. As for Lex, I dunno.

Psychochaos3 · 02-13-2007, 09:24 PM

"God damnit! " said Psycho as he was dodging fireballs.

He knew he didn't have the strength to take out a dragon. He needed to distract the dragon and then take out Dark.

But what distracts a dragon. He needed to find out.

Davinq · 02-13-2007, 09:47 PM

"And awaaaaaaaaaaayyy we go!" The woman in the front street cried.

Davinq, Halo, and Mayhem clutched each other as everything outside seemed to strech out, and then suddenly...

Everything was black.

They were racing through the stars, they were flying by like it was hyperspace.

"Dude, sooo not cool. It's like Star Wars, but real..."

Then a black hole came out of nowhere and sucked them up.

Everything seemed stretched again, this time inside the car.

Before they knew it, they were in another dimension!

...Where everything was in reverse polarity.

*Miss_Mayhem* · 02-13-2007, 11:41 PM

"Where are the others!?" Mayhem demanded frantically.

Tammy smirked, "They'll be telaported via hypersonic grizzlybear in three seconds and be with us shortly."

Mayhem crossed her arms, then asking, "So this car is some dimension hopper?"

"Sort of. 'Member our last rendezvouh? You traveled through the internet. Me and Oleander did the same. This car is kinda like that, since it has a wifi IntarnetAccess and a remote location sattelite hyperterminal. No idea what that means. We can get to any other dimension through it. Hopefully we can find a dimension in which dragons didn't go extinct and there are still dragonslayers." Mayhem gave her an odd look.

"We can only access places with the world wide web. In some dimensions dragons never died off, in others- like yours, they never existed."

"Why should we trust you? What did Dark do to you guys?"

"She ruined the perfect bologna sndwich."

"Good grief!!!"

Halo_92 · 02-13-2007, 11:58 PM

"I want a pony, or a cowboy." Whimpered Halo.

zelda 41 · 02-14-2007, 12:39 PM

Luke swerved the car around, and they all fell to the left, avoiding a fireball. They saw Psycho thinking in the middle of the road.

Zelly:....shouldn't we go get him?

**DarthAve** · 02-14-2007, 04:18 PM

"Yes, let's do that!" Luke drove over to Psycho, and Ave hung out of the window. "PSYCHO HOP IN!" She screamed, as the car screeched towards him. He got in and Luke drove off. "Where was Mayhem, Halo, Lex and Dav??" Ave yelled at Psycho.

Psychochaos3 · 02-14-2007, 07:19 PM

Psycho quickly jumped in and avoided one big burp of fire.

"They're in another dimension." said Psycho.

zelda 41 · 02-14-2007, 07:28 PM

Zelly: Didn't they go with some freaky lady? She looked.......questionable.

She pointed across the lot by some cars.

Zelly: Over there, I think.
She pulled her throbbing hand back and swore again.

**DarthAve** · 02-14-2007, 07:41 PM

"Than we're outta here." Luke hit the gas as they sped out of the gates. but...OH NO! The dragon and Dark were following them. "SHOOT! HOW FAST DOES THIS CAR GO?" Ave yelled.

zelda 41 · 02-14-2007, 07:48 PM

A fireball hit right behind Psycho and Zelly.

Zelly: HOLY S***!!!! DRIVE LUKE DRIVE!!!

Davinq · 02-14-2007, 07:50 PM

And so it was that Mayhem, with her odd looks, Halo, whimpering for a gay cowboy, Davinq, who was sitting quietly, staring out the window into space, and their guide on this quest, Tammy, hopped from dimension to dimension, hoping to find one in which dragons still existed. In the meantime, Psycho, Ave, Luke, and co. were in serious peril, so despite the wonders of space, Dav couldn't rest easy.

"When are we going to find one?!" He shouted at last.

"A dragon dimension? A dragonslayer? Or a dragon?'' Tammy asked.

Davinq snarled. It faded, and a look of exhaustion came over him.

"Damn, I haven't gotten any sleep since that night Zelly was threatened by a knife-armed Dark. I think I'll get some rest in now, while I still can."

With that, he fell into Mayhem's lap and closed his eyes, instantly asleep.

zelda 41 · 02-14-2007, 07:56 PM

Luke drove fast, trying to get away, when somehow the dragon tore the roof off the car and grabbed Zelly.

Dark: So you aren't dead yet? We'll just have to fix that.
Zelly: HELP!!!!! D:

The dragon flew straight up, hundreds of feet, and stopped above the crack in the earth.

Dark: So, should I drop you here or in the ocean? Either way, you'll die.
She gave a cold laugh and spat. Zelly was honastly terrified. She would die here, now, if no one helped her.

Psychochaos3 · 02-14-2007, 08:12 PM

"Rapid Fire!" said Psycho as he sent several of his blades flying at the dragon.

In the frenzy, the dragon dropped Zelda and she instinctively grabbed one of the flying swords. The swords brought back and dropped her into the car.

Psycho called all his swords out. He armed the car with a grid of swords. They needed help. He could only hold the dragon off for so long.

Davinq · 02-14-2007, 08:18 PM

Davinq was having very troubled dreams. Somehow in his dreams he was in a hell of sorts, with ruins and fire everywhere.

He was wandering blindly. Suddenly he bumped into someone. That someone was Morpheus the Prophet, who bared his buckteeth at Dav! He jumped back, terrified.

"Hey kid. Need help?"

"Yeah. My friends and I are trying to kill a dragon. Can you help?"

"Oh of course. I am an immortal, and officiated dragon-hunter dimension-hopper." He produced a card, stating such."

"... Wait a minute... this is a dream, isn't it?"

Upon realizing that, he awoke with a start.

"That's it! Guys, head to a dimension where The Matrix exists! Don't ask, just trust me!"

turtlefreak · 02-14-2007, 09:00 PM

Lex, watching as her friends ran around like headless poultry, swung her self onto the back of the dragon and crawled up behind Dark.
"You!" She shreiked. Lex jumped upon the girl and got her in one of her world-famous head locks. Dark scratched every inch that she could reach of Lex. The two girls balanced to stay on the bucking dragon as it torched the school.
"I've had enough of you." Lex swung the girl over the side or the mammoth reptile. Dark stared evily up at Lex as she hung over the side. "Die in hell, bitch."

*Anyone wanna jump in and take her down?*

**DarthAve** · 02-14-2007, 09:04 PM

Ave looked at the horrified Psycho and Zelda. She had to do somthing. "Stop the car." Ave said, "I've got an idea."

Luke slammed the break, and the car stopped. Ave stood up in her seat and looked up at the dragon. "DARK! I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU!" Psycho, Zelda, and Luke all looked at eachother, puzzled.

"YOU LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE, AND YOU CAN KILL ME." Ave looked strong up at Dark, who began to ponder.

"WHAT THE DUCK AVE??" Luke yelled. "YOU'RE NOT SACRIFICING YOURSELF!"

turtlefreak · 02-14-2007, 09:11 PM

Lex watched opened mouthed as Ave stood outside of the car, staring at the hanging Dark.
"I can drop her now and be over with it," Lex said, wincing as the Bitch dug her fench maincured nails into her hand.

Davinq · 02-15-2007, 12:42 AM

Several dimensions away, and Dav and co. could still hear Ave bellowing at the top of her voice:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth_Ave

"YOU LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE, AND YOU CAN KILL ME."

Silence. Dav, Mayhem and Halo exchanged glances, and then all hell broke loose.

"Quick! Tammy, head for... that planet! There's sure to be a dragon hunter there!"

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The race is on... can Dav Mayhem and Halo save Ave from her self-inflicted fate in time? Only time will tell.

Psychochaos3 · 02-15-2007, 04:15 PM

Psycho took his chance. Two of his swords stabbed the dragon's eyes. Mrs.Fluffles screamed in pain and started frenzying around. Dark grabbed on as tight as she could.
Fortunately dragon blood seeped onto her hands.

Dragon blood, most acidic substance on Earth.

"Booya!" said Psycho.

That damaged the dragon, but unfortunately, it was still alive, and its sense of smell is amazing. At least it's blind.

Halo_92 · 02-15-2007, 05:40 PM

Halo walked up to the dragon and called it a name and that tamed the dragon and it was Halo's pet.

turtlefreak · 02-15-2007, 06:03 PM

Lex saw Halo taming the blind dragon and thought that that was the ends of it. She shrugged and kicked Dark of the side and watched as she tumbled down into the whole that her monster had errupted from.
"Later Bitch," She said happily as she bleeding dragon reared. Lex smacked it on the back and told Halo to make it let her down. Listening to him, the animal lowered its head and allowed the girl to get off. They looked around.
"Now what?"

zelda 41 · 02-15-2007, 06:18 PM

Zelly: Holy hell. Let's go back to the beach.

turtlefreak · 02-15-2007, 06:29 PM

Lex conjoured her surf board out of mid air. "WHEEE!" She ripped off her jacket to reveal a turtle green swim suit. She shot over to the car and realized she didn't have the keys. "Hey, Mayhem's got the keys. We gotta wait for them to come back from the other dimesion." Lex whistled and a bright blue bubble appeared in front of them containing the otherworld travelers. It burst and out spilled the rest of the gang. Mayhem's skinny hand popped through the bodies clutching the keys. Lex snatched them and opened the car. "Thank you. Everyone in!"

Psychochaos3 · 02-15-2007, 06:55 PM

"Well, that was an incredibly quick conflict resolution." said Psycho as he started ripping the waves with his surfboard. "Did I just break the 4th wall?"

zelda 41 · 02-15-2007, 07:19 PM

Zelly magicly appeared at the beach. She magicly pulled out a red and black surfboard and ran out to the water.

Zelly: 4th wall? What'cha talking about?

**DarthAve** · 02-15-2007, 07:20 PM

"AVERY!" Yelled Luke, grabbing her shoulders and squeezing them. "What in hell's fire and brimstone made you think you could be a sacrifice?"
"Nice analogy," Ave said, "But really, I just wanted Dark to leave everyone alone. And I felt that if I took the hit for everyone, she would leave us alone."
"My girlfriend is a saint." Luke kissed Ave on her forehead, "Now what should we do about this destroyed school?"
"Isn't the headmaster Dumbledore or somthing? That, or call the Extreme Makeover people."

zelda 41 · 02-15-2007, 07:24 PM

Suddenly, the Extreme Makeover people showed up at the school. Without talking or whatever, they rebuilt the school, and left.

Luke: Wow.
Ave: Ditto.

**DarthAve** · 02-15-2007, 07:37 PM

"We didn't even have to deal with Ty Pennington." Ave said.
"Good. I didn't want his pecks in your face." Luke replied.
"GROSS! Ty Pennington is so 40 year old woman mental lover."
"What?"
"Like Fabio."
"..ewww."
"Yeah, I wonder if my stuff was ruined. Let's go." So Ave and Luke went to the rebuilt dormroom of Ave and Zelda.
"WOAH! My stuff is back. I guess Nationwide really is on my side."