mondays

Shmargin · 01-22-2007, 09:47 AM

Man, sometimes I wnder why everyone hates Mondays. Then I wake up Monday morning after 4 hours of sleep and remember why.

Good ol work.

Ray Jones · 01-22-2007, 10:04 AM

I love mondays. Because usually I wake up remembering how many ****s I've had last weekend, and how cool it is that I went to bed only 2 hours ago after a spontaneous visit to a party with drugs and even more sex. Wow. Being totally adult totally sucks totally.

SyntheticGerbil · 01-22-2007, 08:08 PM

Are we allowed to say dicks, Ray? Or is it ****s? ****s? Or just ****s?

Are you making a gay joke, a promiscuous joke, or just using weird grammar again?

SyntheticGerbil · 01-22-2007, 08:09 PM

Well "dicks" is not the answer. Darn.

itchythesamurai · 01-22-2007, 08:13 PM

As a mod, I have no problem with dicks. Also, it's terrible when your bowels cause you to get out of bed and run to the restroom every hour that you're trying to sleep. Seriously, I can't remember eating enough for this to be possible. I'm afraid I crapped out my bezoar and lost all of my magics.

Also Ray, I'm a legal adult now. When can I expect the onslaught of sex/drugs to begin?

Samnmax221 · 01-22-2007, 08:39 PM

Heheehehe Didn't have to go to School today.

Shmargin · 01-22-2007, 11:12 PM

I love how on this forum, any post about anything, has a 99.9% to be about something totally different by the second if not the first reply.

No seriously, I really do love it, this is the only damn forum I goto.

CAUSE WE ROCK!

itchythesamurai · 01-22-2007, 11:16 PM

Aw, you should join Samnmax and I in wreaking havoc upon the Psychonauts forum.

Dude Eric, how'd you weasel out of school today??

Samnmax221 · 01-22-2007, 11:18 PM

Teacher in-service nobody had to go, except the silly kids at the Christian School. If Jezuz is so great why doesn't he get you out of School?! huh?!?!? huh!?!?!?!

itchythesamurai · 01-22-2007, 11:21 PM

You are so going to eat those words when the Second Coming rolls around.

Samnmax221 · 01-22-2007, 11:24 PM

Getting off today was worth an eternity in hell, so is plain old getting off.

itchythesamurai · 01-22-2007, 11:27 PM

If it's any consolation, it probably wouldn't be an eternity in Hell. Eventually there's supposed to be some epic Holy War where Hell and its inhabitants are destroyed I think, so it's kind of a lucky break.

Samnmax221 · 01-23-2007, 12:40 AM

Complete destruction of matter, I thought that was impossible?!!? I guess thats why god would think of it.

Det. Bart Lasiter · 01-23-2007, 01:05 AM

I'm ditching to miss the talent show. ****ing emo faggots reading bad poetry.

woe is me for i am wounded;
surrounded by darkness,
and cigarette smoke;
i cut myself to draw attention;
then wear women's clothes,
and **** total strangers

Ray Jones · 01-23-2007, 10:40 AM

Wearing women's clothes appears to be very handy when you plan on laying the bi twins from down the block and their lesbian girlfriends.

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Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil

Well "dicks" is not the answer. Darn.

No, so ain't "dicksucker". "****s", however is.

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Originally Posted by itchythesamurai

When can I expect the onslaught of sex/drugs to begin?

As soon as you're mentally strong enough to handle the excessive apperceptive distortions caused by some decent overdose-natured acid trips which will follow you for the next 13 months or the like.

Samnmax221 · 01-23-2007, 02:51 PM

OH ****ING JOY, I get to spend my otherwise great Values in Lit Class with Princess Bitch, Bible Bitch, and the chick who wants me dead. The only good that can come from this is my Uncle trying to make me listen to some of his BULL****, I have this great bit I developed where I compare his kids to items you would find in the bargain bin.

itchythesamurai · 01-23-2007, 09:04 PM

Hey now, I would've never seen Natural Born Killers if it wasn't in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. In other news, around 1:30 AM today while I was trying to sleep, my cat jumped from the floor directly onto my head. I flung her across the room out of reflex because I was startled and feared for the safety of my noggin. Felt really bad about it afterwards.

Ray Jones · 01-24-2007, 09:03 AM

I, however, went to bed at 0200, and all was fine.

Samnmax221 · 01-24-2007, 02:46 PM

The unstable chicks won't stop coming around, leave me the **** alone!!!!!! I am not interested in your weepy stories about your nutty family, or in your attempts at self injury!!! GTFO!!!!!!!!

Ray Jones · 01-25-2007, 05:18 AM

Hey! Don't forget, those who seek "understanding" are easy to lay.

itchythesamurai · 01-25-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ray Jones

I, however, went to bed at 0200, and all was fine.

Funny, I woke up today at two AM after a dream about the arrival of the impending nuclear holocaust. Five minutes to midnight people, it's going to happen.

Ray Jones · 01-25-2007, 05:15 PM

I think this is kind of misinformation.

Because I've deferred my plans.

Samnmax221 · 01-25-2007, 06:17 PM

IZ JEZUZ GONA SAVE US MASSAH???

itchythesamurai · 01-25-2007, 07:49 PM

No. I was talking to him in my dream but He wasn't talking back and I don't have the stones to call him a jerk but He knows that the thought crossed my mind so I still have to explain that one. It was funny because a nuclear bomb went off and there was a blinding flash of the light and all the ghetto thugs decided they wouldn't get another chance to shoot up the school and one of them yelled "I am the devil and I come to do the devil's work" and I was surprised that he knew the allusion.

Samnmax221 · 01-25-2007, 08:16 PM

Tell him that I don't believe in him next time you see him.

itchythesamurai · 01-25-2007, 09:07 PM

Eric, I was wondering something earlier today: as an atheist, do you feel like practitioners of deity-based religions are just experiencing a modified version of imaginary friends?

Samnmax221 · 01-25-2007, 09:21 PM

That, or theres more malice behind it.

itchythesamurai · 01-25-2007, 11:13 PM

Malice Mizer? I'm sure Jmac and/or Milo would know what I'm talking about.

Samnmax221 · 01-25-2007, 11:23 PM

Goddamnit ITCHY! Don't bring Japan in here!!!! You don't know where its been!!

**Samuel Dravis** · 01-25-2007, 11:25 PM

Itchy, I do not even want to know what you saw on google while searching for that picture.

itchythesamurai · 01-25-2007, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Samuel Dravis

Itchy, I do not even want to know what you saw on google while searching for that picture.

Fear not, friend, it was but a short stop at Wikipedia. My ex was into some pretty horrendous music.

And don't worry, Eric, Japan has the means to bring itself in here.

Samnmax221 · 01-25-2007, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by itchythesamurai

Fear not, friend, it was but a short stop at Wikipedia. My ex was into some pretty horrendous music.

The one who needs a shave?

itchythesamurai · 01-26-2007, 12:13 AM

Dude, seriously. There's no ****ing good way to tell a girl she has a hairy upper lip,and I'm going to notice this kinda **** if I frequently make-out with a bitch. Real Catch 22.

Samnmax221 · 01-26-2007, 12:20 AM

You should have chloroformed her and waxed it while she slept, although she might think you took advantage of her, of course there are chicks who would enjoy that.