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02-11-2007, 07:55 PM
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#161
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Vincit Amor Patria
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The monster that Frankenstein created kills him.
"For where ever there is a n00b, there is MachineCult to make him cry and cringe."
- Halo_92
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02-11-2007, 07:59 PM
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#162
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The villagers kill the monster
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02-11-2007, 08:17 PM
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#163
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Vincit Amor Patria
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The villagers are wiped out by the plague.
"For where ever there is a n00b, there is MachineCult to make him cry and cringe."
- Halo_92
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02-11-2007, 08:52 PM
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#164
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The plague mutates into more humans and then infects itself with frankenstein's precious bodily fluids, thereby becoming communists.
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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02-11-2007, 09:41 PM
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#165
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America nukes the communists
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02-11-2007, 11:12 PM
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#166
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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Eh, Lex in "Superman Returns" "grows" an island and sank America.
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Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
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02-12-2007, 04:08 AM
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#167
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Hello, Sound Only
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Island has no solid base below it's surface, and it submerges, thereby causing a huge tsunami that wipes out all islands smaller than New Zealand.
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02-12-2007, 06:38 AM
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#168
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^^^ How the f*ck do you follow that?
Dr. Sam Beckett quantum leaps to 30 minutes before the tsunami happens and prevents it at the last second.
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02-12-2007, 11:28 AM
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#169
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Sam Beckett gets shot by idiots in his lab.
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02-12-2007, 03:59 PM
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#170
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HK47+Marvin=
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snakes bite idiots with deadly venom.
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02-12-2007, 04:01 PM
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#171
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Left and may not return
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Some other idiot sets snake on fire accidently.
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02-12-2007, 10:51 PM
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#172
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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The fire was put out by a fire Extinguisher.
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02-12-2007, 11:08 PM
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#173
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The pressure in the fire extinguisher builds and causes it to explode.
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02-12-2007, 11:10 PM
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#174
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The explosion puts out the fire anyway.
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02-12-2007, 11:12 PM
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#175
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A pyromaniac gets a box of matches  Chaos and fires ensue.
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02-13-2007, 07:42 AM
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#176
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Vincit Amor Patria
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Psychiatrist cures the pyromaniacs love of fire.
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02-13-2007, 09:27 AM
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#177
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Hoist the colours!
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Psychiatrist gets stabbed by a p[atient repeatedly with a dirty needle
British By Birth. English By The Grace Of God
Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori
Let Mercy Come
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02-13-2007, 01:31 PM
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#178
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Uncreative User
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Nurse cleans the dirty needle, thereby transforming it into a Clean Needle, which grants you +10 of attack and... 
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02-13-2007, 02:47 PM
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#179
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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^Played too much WoW.
And the nurse was murdered by an overlord [See CAD's avatar]
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02-13-2007, 03:14 PM
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#180
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Uncreative User
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Soul Edge (my sword) posseses my body.
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02-13-2007, 09:38 PM
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#181
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Rookie
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Cryptosporidium 112 uses a disintigration ray on Ctrl_Alt_Del.Yes I have been playing too much destroy all humans.
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02-13-2007, 11:02 PM
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#182
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Modder
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Lightsaber kills Cryptosporidium 112.
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02-13-2007, 11:07 PM
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#183
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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The Lightsaber is out of power.
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02-13-2007, 11:18 PM
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#184
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Modder
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The hidden extension cord comes out of the 'saber, and plugs into an outlet.
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02-14-2007, 01:14 AM
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#185
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Hello, Sound Only
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Edward Scissorhands cuts the cord.
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02-14-2007, 10:40 AM
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#186
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a plane crashes on top on edward scissorhands.
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02-14-2007, 12:02 PM
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#187
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The plane is ripped apart (duh).
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02-14-2007, 12:03 PM
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#188
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Senior Member
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Crazy gamer defecates in pilot's mouth.
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02-14-2007, 12:14 PM
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#189
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Uncreative User
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Crazy gamer gets shot by a sniper.
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02-14-2007, 12:15 PM
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#190
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sniper is struck by lightning.
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02-14-2007, 02:09 PM
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#191
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Sun rises and thunderstorm vanishes.
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02-14-2007, 02:41 PM
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#192
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Modder
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Clouds hide the sun.
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02-14-2007, 04:17 PM
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#193
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Vincit Amor Patria
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Giant fan blows the clouds away.
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02-14-2007, 05:50 PM
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#194
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Senior Member
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Crazy gamer becomes zombie and defecates zombie s**t all over the big fan.
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02-14-2007, 05:59 PM
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#195
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The One Who Knocks
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A janitor cleans the zombie s**t off the fan.
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02-14-2007, 06:29 PM
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#196
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janitor goes insane.
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02-14-2007, 07:34 PM
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#197
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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A Mental institute got the Janitor and shut him into a room.
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02-14-2007, 08:29 PM
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#198
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The terminator breaks him out of the institution 
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02-14-2007, 08:32 PM
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#199
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Vincit Amor Patria
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The terminator breaks him out of the institution 
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The sight of the terminator scares the janitor to death as he thinks that the terminator has come back to kill him like he did years ago.
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02-14-2007, 08:35 PM
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#200
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^most impressive 
Dr.Silberman makes a deal with the grim reaper to get him back
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