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02-14-2007, 08:58 PM
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Zombie gamer defecates in the janitor's mouth so he dies.
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02-14-2007, 09:09 PM
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#202
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Master Chief snipes zombie in the brain.
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02-15-2007, 01:22 AM
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#203
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Hello, Sound Only
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Master Chief is owned by Covenant Elite with energy sword. He is the one hoping to make it to the Halo movie.
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02-15-2007, 04:15 AM
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#204
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Junior Member
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Location: Australia, The Place To Be.
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Elite does not get in the movie and gets shot through the head.
Opera user.
IE hater.
JKA player.
DooM player.
Quake 2 player.
Real life player.
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02-15-2007, 06:33 AM
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#205
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Hello, Sound Only
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Peter Jackson decides to sign him on anyways.
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02-15-2007, 10:16 AM
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#206
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It turns out that peter jacksons on halo and it detonates.
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02-16-2007, 12:21 AM
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#207
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Hello, Sound Only
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The Flood is shot all the way to Earth.
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02-16-2007, 05:03 AM
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#208
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50% of the Eardth population (human or not) is infected by the flood. The others 50%...
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02-17-2007, 12:41 AM
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#209
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The other 50% are struck by 1.21 jigowatts of electricity.
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02-17-2007, 07:09 PM
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#210
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The ark from halo 3 opens and wipes out the flood.
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02-17-2007, 07:13 PM
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#211
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The Ark is destroyed due to the heat.
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02-17-2007, 08:22 PM
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#212
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Ice age comes and destroys the heat
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02-17-2007, 11:41 PM
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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The time passed, and the Carbon Dixiode was slowly generated, therefore melting the ice and ended the Ice Age.
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Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
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02-18-2007, 02:18 AM
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#214
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Hello, Sound Only
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A massive "grow plants" campaign resulted in filtering out of Carbon Dioxide.
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02-18-2007, 09:23 AM
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#215
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New lifeforns are born. Microorganisms.
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02-18-2007, 11:29 AM
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#216
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Heat kills the microrganisms
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02-18-2007, 11:31 AM
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A fat guy eats the heat and farts it all out on everyone.
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02-18-2007, 11:49 AM
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#218
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Halo_92, the survivor microorganism, dies from the "pungent" odor of the man fart.
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02-19-2007, 02:50 AM
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#219
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Hello, Sound Only
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A large fan wipes out the man-fart odour.
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02-19-2007, 03:12 AM
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#220
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App Off
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There is a power shortage in the whole city and the fan won't work.
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02-19-2007, 05:51 AM
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#221
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The fan isn't eletrical based. It still works!
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02-19-2007, 08:43 AM
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#222
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Vincit Amor Patria
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A medium sized rock impacts the fan irreparably damaging it.
"For where ever there is a n00b, there is MachineCult to make him cry and cringe."
- Halo_92
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02-19-2007, 09:47 AM
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#223
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The medium sized rock is destroyed by a clone trooper on a turret.
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02-19-2007, 10:51 AM
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#224
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Clone trooper dies from old age.
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02-19-2007, 01:11 PM
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#225
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Vincit Amor Patria
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Medical science prevents death from old age.
"For where ever there is a n00b, there is MachineCult to make him cry and cringe."
- Halo_92
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02-19-2007, 03:10 PM
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#226
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Medical science is proved to be A FAKE! There's only the Force.
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02-19-2007, 08:22 PM
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#227
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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Darth Nihilus wanted to consume the Force.
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Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
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02-19-2007, 10:00 PM
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#228
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Darth Nihilus is killed by Darth Traya, aka "hard-living".
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02-20-2007, 12:25 AM
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#229
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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Darth Traya was slammed on the wall by Darth Sion.
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Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
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02-20-2007, 04:51 AM
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#230
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Hello, Sound Only
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Jedi Exiles owns Darth Sion.
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02-20-2007, 01:41 PM
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#231
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Revan pwnz The Exile.
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02-20-2007, 02:39 PM
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#232
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Giant Monkey of Doom™
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Revan is "pwned," as many of you put it, by the lack of a third game in the KotOR series.
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02-20-2007, 05:46 PM
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#233
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Crazy gamer(me)creates kotor 3.
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02-20-2007, 06:59 PM
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#234
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Giant Monkey of Doom™
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Lawsuit.
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02-20-2007, 07:00 PM
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#235
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all lawyers die suddenly and the lawsuit does not go through.(Seemingly someone took shakespears quote literally...)
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02-20-2007, 07:01 PM
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#236
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A Little Nugget
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Zombie lawyers.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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02-20-2007, 07:52 PM
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#237
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Jill kills all them on Racoon City.
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02-20-2007, 08:22 PM
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#238
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A Little Nugget
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Jill tumbles down the hill, impaling herself on a fence.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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02-20-2007, 09:03 PM
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#239
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The fence is sliced by Revan's lightsaber.
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02-20-2007, 10:05 PM
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#240
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Revens lightsaber malfunctions and self destructs
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