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Old 02-10-2007, 10:35 PM   #1
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Letters from Dark. Oh, how fun.

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Dear Abby,

Hello bitch, how are you? Oh wait, I DON'T CARE. I'm just writing you back because I'm bored, okay. Don't think I like you guys or somthing like that.
Anyway, I read the RPG. Yeah, I HATE YOU SLUT!!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!?!? I'M FREAKING WORTH MORE THAN YOU!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE THIS WEBSITE EVEN MORE?!?!
By the way, I bet you don't know what my second file is on there YOU IDIOT!!!! Maybe if you keep sending me letters, I'll tell you who.....

So hott,

Dark
Well, that's a letter from her. What do you think? I had to copy/paste it from the email so it didn't show our email addresses and it screwed up a bit.

I say she's still a slut.


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Old 02-10-2007, 10:40 PM   #2
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I say you respond like this.

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Dear Dark,

I got your letter. It's so lovely to hear from you again after so long. I've been busy flaming you and talking to Darth. Oh, I forgot to mention. Darth was the one who got you banned in the first place, so you could still post here, but she felt you couldn't. I hope you are enjoying life, and I miss you dearly.

kisskiss,
Zelda.

P.S. Go screw.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:43 PM   #3
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i told her about the ban and she was........mad.

she said she'd get revenge.


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Old 02-10-2007, 10:46 PM   #4
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Tell her to post. I SOOOO want to see what revenge she has planned.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:52 PM   #5
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kay, i'll write a letter tommarow


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Old 02-10-2007, 11:10 PM   #6
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tell her she can't have any of my goodz.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:10 PM   #7
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I'm going to ask Niner if he'll unban her brb.



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Old 02-11-2007, 12:18 AM   #8
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tell her she can't have any of my Goodies.
Fix'd XD

Srsly, she might come back? I'd love to pull a couple disses in her face, never actually met the whore.

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Old 02-11-2007, 02:07 AM   #9
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We dont want to disconnect her from her ISP, just get her banned from RD permanently.

Good times ... good times ...
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:47 AM   #10
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Quote:
Dear Abby,

Hello bitch, how are you? Oh wait, I DON'T CARE. I'm just writing you back because I'm bored, okay. Don't think I like you guys or somthing like that.
Anyway, I read the RPG. Yeah, I HATE YOU SLUT!!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!?!? I'M FREAKING WORTH MORE THAN YOU!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE THIS WEBSITE EVEN MORE?!?!
By the way, I bet you don't know what my second file is on there YOU IDIOT!!!! Maybe if you keep sending me letters, I'll tell you who.....

So hott,

Dark
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Thank you for enjoying our product! We are glad we have your support and would like to hear more from you in the future! Please, continue using our products and biproducts, and even triproducts if you're into that! We appreciate your input and will take it into account next time we consider bankruptcy!

Signed,
LiveJournal Management.


I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:07 AM   #11
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Whoa. I'm lost on this. I haven't received any emails, but out of curiosity, how many has she harassed?
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:51 AM   #12
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Just Zelda. Also I want to pick apart this letter.
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Dear Abby,
...Abby? Huh... weird.
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Hello bitch, how are you?
Fine cocksu-
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Oh wait, I DON'T CARE.
...oh.
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I'm just writing you back because I'm bored, okay.
Positive social behaviour if ever I've seen it!
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Don't think I like you guys or somthing like that.
Sorry, we did do a lot to you like banning you for being a bitch, I can see how that was unfair.
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Anyway, I read the RPG.
You don't understand! I was young and needed the money!
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Yeah, I HATE YOU SLUT!!!!
I hate you, you slut. I mean, just Slut sounds too formal.
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!?!?
Okay, I'll insult you like this:COCKSUCKING****MONGERBITCHSPITEFULHATEFULLOAT HSOMECREATURE That better?
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I'M FREAKING WORTH MORE THAN YOU!!!!!
Your amazing vocabulary and politeness demonstrate this very well.
Quote:
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE THIS WEBSITE EVEN MORE?!?!
We didn't start the fire. But we like to keep it going.
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By the way, I bet you don't know what my second file is on there YOU IDIOT!!!!
I bet you don't know what my River City Ransom stats are YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe if you keep sending me letters, I'll tell you who.....
As much as I would love to expose your charade, whichever tactful and dignified disguise you are using to go under my radar, I like it better than your regular identity.
Quote:
So hott,
And yet cannot spell it.
Quote:
Dark
Glad you're not in denial about that whole princess thing anymore.

Edit:Just a hunch, but I have an odd feeling about this one...

Honestly, you're not very good at covering your tracks are you?


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Old 02-11-2007, 10:36 AM   #13
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I hate Dark because she's racist against Asians and Blacks. I did not make that up to give me a reason to flame the bitch.


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Old 02-11-2007, 11:06 AM   #14
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She seems like such a whore bag. Why does she keep coming back to bother you guys? It's over!

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Old 02-11-2007, 01:03 PM   #15
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Zelda does she have an e-mail???

If so, give me it!!!
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:33 PM   #16
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Smon, she's not kandie. kandie is one of my school friends. trust me on that.

anyway, i can't post her email cause she'd flip and probly spam me for a year.

WAIT I GOT AN IDEA!!!! You guys write the letter and I'll send it.


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Old 02-11-2007, 03:49 PM   #17
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Ask Dark if she will sleep with me.


"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you." - GLaDOS
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:55 PM   #18
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Maybe she'll keep your prostate warm.
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:58 PM   #19
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WTF is that?

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Old 02-11-2007, 04:04 PM   #20
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Its a prostate warmer, you stick it up you ass! It keeps your prostate warm!!
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Old 02-11-2007, 04:11 PM   #21
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Do you have one of those or something? Sounds painful...

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Old 02-11-2007, 04:53 PM   #22
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I don't know her, but she sounds like a bitch. And do as Ave says, that will drive her crazy.
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Old 02-11-2007, 05:05 PM   #23
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I drive myself crazy sometimes. True story

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Old 02-11-2007, 05:42 PM   #24
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I almost want Dark to come back, if only so we can wage war on her for a BRIEF time.

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Old 02-11-2007, 08:43 PM   #25
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You guys write the letter and I'll send it.
Dear Dark,

I miss you bunches. Plz come back to Lucasforums cause I wanna talk to you. Feel free to e-mail me at burberrylova150@yahoo.com.

Ave!
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:35 PM   #26
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Dear Dark,
Go sit on a tack and rotate
Have a nice life and don't choke on a dick,
Turtle

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Old 02-11-2007, 10:44 PM   #27
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Could you tell her to give me a call when she turns eighteen? K thx.

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Old 02-12-2007, 12:44 AM   #28
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Dear Dark,
GET A LIFE
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:41 AM   #29
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Dear Dark,
GET A D!CK
Fixed. No really. Why'd she complain if she'd have a good fnck at home?


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Old 02-12-2007, 06:46 AM   #30
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First off: Why was she banned?
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:07 AM   #31
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Because she got all upset when I said she'd not be smart enough to handle a next gen MS Windows keyboard properly:



She said I'd be a mean guy, and I told Smon she flamed me, now she's banned. There. The truth.


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Old 02-12-2007, 07:50 AM   #32
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Let that stand as a warning to the rest of us not to start mess with a guy who has a sword in his avatar.

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Old 02-12-2007, 08:22 AM   #33
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Yer. It's clean and deadly sharp, and I AM DIGTIAL!! Fear my muscleless body!


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Old 02-12-2007, 08:29 AM   #34
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Here's a letter you can send her:

Dear Dark,

Why so mean jellybean? C'mon, spread the love! Hand in hand across the land, stop all this hatin', it doesn't look good on you. Be kind, please rewind.

-Smon


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Old 02-12-2007, 08:36 AM   #35
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Hey, Ray, that next-gen keyboard looks a little complicated for Microsoft...should just be an on/off switch.

"Be kind, please rewind" Now THAT'S old-school!

I'm surprised that she didn't just register as a diff name.
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:10 AM   #36
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But it is one. It's the more "complex" women version.

Actually, because women like to present themselves as more versatile and manifold in their way of action to achieve one and the same goal, it's three "on" buttons (with different labels) which do all the same thing, to make them feel real womanily. That said, no way to give them another four buttons with an "off" function, because sooner or later one of them would like to use an "off" button for an "on" button, but blatantly fail to understand the concept why this won't ever work. The result of it all would be that they deny sexual duty to us men, until we give them a keyboard with ten "on" buttons of which each has an equal looking "off" button counterpart. This again would lead to complete chaos, because no way a woman could remember which button is "on" or "off", commented by phrases like "I don't know about all this technical stuff". Of course they then have nothing better to do but cheating on their boyfriend by having endless, wild sex with the PC technician who "saved" them through "repairing" their "broken" computer, which their boyfriend was incapable of. I am a PC technician, so trust me on that.


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Old 02-12-2007, 10:45 AM   #37
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For being a bitch.
Yo.


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For being a bitch.
No, that was why she got banged.


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Old 02-12-2007, 01:22 PM   #39
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I almost got her to stop being a bitch. but Ave got her banned and I'm fine with that too.
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:31 PM   #40
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I wonder if she will come back, using a new name, now that will be surprise.
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