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Old 02-16-2008, 03:18 PM   #1161
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Old 02-16-2008, 03:29 PM   #1162
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Just because.

Does the man on the moon destroy his environment by eating green cheese?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

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Old 02-16-2008, 03:33 PM   #1163
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No, because the moon is a big rock, not cheese.

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Old 02-16-2008, 07:15 PM   #1164
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Old 02-16-2008, 07:31 PM   #1165
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Don't question, just accept.

Is a jedi in the hand worth 2 sith in the bush?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-16-2008, 08:35 PM   #1166
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... Maybe. Depends on who the Jedi is.

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Old 02-16-2008, 10:41 PM   #1167
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Old 02-16-2008, 11:34 PM   #1168
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Hmm good question. I'll say 1.

Is the internet a series of nets connected, or just one large net?

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Old 02-16-2008, 11:41 PM   #1169
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Jack Sparrow or Emperor Palpatine?

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Old 02-16-2008, 11:46 PM   #1170
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Jack Sparrow.

Barbosa or Dooku?

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Old 02-17-2008, 12:07 AM   #1171
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^ Barbosa, he induces feelings.

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Old 02-17-2008, 12:50 AM   #1172
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I have no idea.

Why can't penguins fly?

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Old 02-17-2008, 01:13 AM   #1173
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They can't board planes yet.

Is domination far more superior to love?


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Old 02-17-2008, 01:50 AM   #1174
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Ask your dominatrix the next time you see her.

Who's more good, God or the devil?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:59 AM   #1175
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Do you use more then 10% of your brain's capacity?


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Old 02-17-2008, 03:27 AM   #1176
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Since I'm posting here, no, obviously.

What do you value the most?


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Old 02-17-2008, 12:41 PM   #1177
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Is starwars galaxies any good, or is it not worth the money?


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Old 02-17-2008, 01:00 PM   #1178
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Depends on how many precious hours of your life your willing to spend.

Old soldiers never die, they just fade away......


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:05 PM   #1179
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Would the ______ eat the ________ while masturbing, if ________ were to interfere profoundly in the dark abyss at ________?


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Old 02-17-2008, 03:02 PM   #1180
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I'm____ _____ ______the answer____ ____ ____is.

Who's next?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-17-2008, 05:44 PM   #1181
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Me! Pick me!

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Old 02-17-2008, 11:41 PM   #1182
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@Above: Somebody mortal.

Are you immortal?


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Old 02-17-2008, 11:46 PM   #1183
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If by 'immortal' you mean 'dead sexy' or 'so sexy it hurts,' yes, very.

Does the phrase 'so sexy it hurts' mean that the sexy person is hurt by his sexiness or everyone around him is hurt, or is it both?


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Old 02-18-2008, 12:43 AM   #1184
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It's a crying shame you can't answer your own question from experience.

Is humanity progressing or regressing?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:59 AM   #1185
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Both.

Is this even possible to be both?

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Old 02-18-2008, 01:09 AM   #1186
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Everything is when you compartmentalize.

When will San Francisco burn like Sodom and Gomorrah?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:11 AM   #1187
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When it's doused in in Sodom oil.

What is love?


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Old 02-18-2008, 01:12 AM   #1188
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Not quite the opposite of hate.

Where have all the good men gone?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:18 AM   #1189
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Costaguatamexorico, read my bio for more info.

If a bastard never won a war by dying for his country, has someone whose parents had been married ever won a war by doing so?


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Old 02-18-2008, 03:43 AM   #1190
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Only if he's taken a lot of the enemy with him.

Did TR have his own teddy bear?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:04 AM   #1191
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That he did, it was his best kept secret.

How is it biologically feasible for dragons to 'breath' fire?


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Old 02-18-2008, 07:23 PM   #1192
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Drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.

Dragons- no matter how powerful they are they're still always naked. Why?


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Old 02-18-2008, 07:59 PM   #1193
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They keep setting their tailors afire, so no one wants to work with them anymore.

Is there always a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow or is that just and old leprechuan's tale?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-18-2008, 09:04 PM   #1194
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Keep your hands off my lucky charms!

If you insult an elf, what's likely to happen?


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 02-18-2008, 10:59 PM   #1195
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The elf will most likely be insulted.

Will Mount Doom become a tourist spot after Sauron's demise?


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Old 02-18-2008, 11:39 PM   #1196
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Mount Doom would not exist any more.

Which is better: The Three Amigos or the Marx Brothers?

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Old 02-18-2008, 11:45 PM   #1197
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The stupid answer would be The 3 Amigos.
Abbot and Costello or Laurel and Hardy?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-19-2008, 04:36 AM   #1198
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Laurel and Hardy.

Joe thinks baked bread tastes good. If he has 3 slices of baked bread, he squares them, multiplies them by 9 and hands 15% of the slices to Adam, how many slices does Adam have? Using the answer as data, determine which religion Adam practices, and where he is planning his next vacation.


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Old 02-19-2008, 07:55 AM   #1199
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Well, if it involves baked beans.......any is too many. Somebody better get out the gas masks... As to the religion, whichever one now has flatulence as a high sacrament.

If GI Joe ever defeats Cobra, what color will Wonder Woman change her hair to in order to celebrate that triumph?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:11 PM   #1200
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