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Old 02-24-2008, 11:00 PM   #1241
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No, just your parents.

Can you see your mother, baby, standing in the shadow?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 02-24-2008, 11:04 PM   #1242
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Depends on whether you're wearing those infra-red goggles or not...

So, is programming the future?


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Old 02-24-2008, 11:17 PM   #1243
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Only if you're programming children.

Are robo-children the future?


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Old 02-25-2008, 01:07 AM   #1244
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Only in the Matrix.

To be or not to be?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 02-25-2008, 01:13 AM   #1245
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Thats not a good question

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Old 02-25-2008, 01:17 AM   #1246
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No, but his ghost writer might have been.

Why do stupid people ask stupid questions?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:38 AM   #1247
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Because they can't answer their own stupid questions.

Who's your friend?


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Old 02-26-2008, 05:04 PM   #1248
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The enemy of my enemy.

If a bear craps in the woods and there's no one around for miles.....does it still stink?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:10 AM   #1249
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Why of course.

What is "truth"?

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Old 02-28-2008, 01:24 AM   #1250
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The opposite of lies.

If Hilary Clinton were the last woman on earth, would celibacy be such a bad idea?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-28-2008, 02:29 AM   #1251
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I'd be more worried about how she ended up being the last woman on earth...

Isn't Gold overrated?


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Old 02-28-2008, 11:00 AM   #1252
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No its valuable. Who cares if its overrated

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Old 02-28-2008, 04:48 PM   #1253
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Clicky pens. Cause they're cool like that.

What is Pi to the 300 Billionth Decimal?


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Old 02-28-2008, 04:54 PM   #1254
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Just another bigass number.

What did you know and when did you know it?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:12 PM   #1255
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I know only that which I learn when knowledge has been obtained.

I propose a new rule for this site: When you see somebody breaking the rules in a very major way, just continue on how you were. Do NOT respond to them, do NOT acknowledge their existence in any way. Just inform a moderator or admin.

Yes or No? Is it a good idea for a new rule?


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Old 02-28-2008, 07:44 PM   #1256
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No, because people would let habit dictate their actions and get in trouble for no great reason.

Sex with Hitler- Would you do it?


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Old 02-28-2008, 07:50 PM   #1257
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Never. One, because I'm a guy and I'm straight, and second, because Hitler is one of the worst human beings to ever exist, and third, he was quite ugly.

If you were trying to take over a city, which would you use: an EMP or Tear Gas


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Old 02-28-2008, 08:09 PM   #1258
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Tear gas. Flushes all the people right out in the open.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?


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Old 02-28-2008, 09:35 PM   #1259
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Hitler.

What would Hitler do for a Klondike bar?


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Old 02-28-2008, 09:35 PM   #1260
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Nothing. I'd get a different kind of ice cream bar.

(Note that eMPs are the most effective widespread. If you used an EMP to knock out all power in the entire USA, a major amoutn of defenses would be redered innective, wheras tear gas does nothing to technology.

Ronon or Oneill?


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Old 02-28-2008, 10:25 PM   #1261
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I have no idea who those people are...

Which would you rather use: EMP generated by a nuke OR an Electromagnetic Bomb?

[[ ElectroMagnetic Pulse ]]
EMP would definately be more devastating than tear-gas. MUCH MORE...
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Old 02-29-2008, 12:10 AM   #1262
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(You've got to watch Stargate SG1 and Atlantis sometime Rev7, those shows are awesome!)

Stun Gun or Tranquilizer Gun?


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Old 02-29-2008, 12:13 AM   #1263
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Depends on the situation.

Floppy disc or flashdrive?

((^ Might have to some day!))

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Old 02-29-2008, 12:25 AM   #1264
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Flashdrive pwns floppy

Super Kinetic Mass Driver Railgun or High Energy Directed Particle Pulse Cannon


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Old 02-29-2008, 12:39 AM   #1265
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Intense question, but I have to go with my, "depends on what situation" answer. :/

Fish or bigger fish?

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Old 02-29-2008, 12:54 AM   #1266
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Bigger fish, more to share.

Nude Greco-Roman wrestling, who would win: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, or Churchill?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 02-29-2008, 12:57 AM   #1267
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Who cares about the winning?

Just what is a derivative and how is it connected to trigonometry?


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Old 02-29-2008, 01:47 AM   #1268
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Even Wall Street hasn't quite figured that out, and a lot of those guys probably took trig at some point.

Tabun or sarin?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:19 PM   #1269
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White or Rye Bread?


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Old 02-29-2008, 10:35 PM   #1270
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White pwns rye b/c the word is longer.

Can you hear me now?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-01-2008, 10:54 AM   #1271
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Nope, verizon wireless just dropped the call again...

What would a death star III be capable of?


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Old 03-01-2008, 11:12 AM   #1272
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Sucking.

What if it was built by the Frankenstein monster?


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Old 03-01-2008, 04:15 PM   #1273
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It would have lots of skin grafted to it

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Old 03-01-2008, 04:17 PM   #1274
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No, we humans already have thousands of spoken languages...

Why am i bored?


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Old 03-01-2008, 04:19 PM   #1275
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Because your mind needs stimulation and you have none to offer...unfortunately.

Why does Apple suck?



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Old 03-01-2008, 11:28 PM   #1276
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Because when you try to bite it, it slips and you find yourself sucking it instead. Doesn't matter if it's produce or hardware, it's always the same.

Why is history doomed to be repeated?


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Because we don't learn from our mistakes

Why did the dinosaurs die out?


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Old 03-02-2008, 12:09 AM   #1278
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Combination of Flood, Ice Age, and Killer Asteroid...

Why do people become history teachers when history is sooooo boring?


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Old 03-02-2008, 01:46 AM   #1279
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^History is awesome! IMO.

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Old 03-02-2008, 02:09 AM   #1280
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Tired lame, tired fatigued, or just encased in tires?

If 6+3=9, how come your breath still stinks?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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