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Old 03-05-2008, 07:58 AM   #1321
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^ Must be Grant's.

Wouldn't 18th century France have been one hell of a place to live in, provided you were born in nobility?


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Old 03-05-2008, 04:47 PM   #1322
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Right up till the guillotine, I s'pose.

Would you prefer to die by hanging or decapitation?


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 03-05-2008, 05:50 PM   #1323
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:55 AM   #1324
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It has longer range, I suppose.

How is a cutlass different than a rapier?


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Old 03-06-2008, 11:57 AM   #1325
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Jack Sparrow or Capitan Hook?


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Old 03-06-2008, 06:03 PM   #1326
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I'd say..................Davey Jones.

Up your what?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-06-2008, 06:18 PM   #1327
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My nose.

What smells worse, cheese or fish?




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Old 03-06-2008, 06:48 PM   #1328
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A cheesefish!

Which tastes better: spaghetti w/ meatballs or brains with a side of porkchops?


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Old 03-06-2008, 07:12 PM   #1329
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All of them mixed in together!

Tekken or Soul Calibur?




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Old 03-06-2008, 08:13 PM   #1330
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Both.

Marvel or Capcom?


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Old 03-06-2008, 08:15 PM   #1331
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Marvelcom.

Boxers or briefs?


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Old 03-06-2008, 10:37 PM   #1332
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Boxers. Give you a little more room

Cats or dogs?


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Old 03-06-2008, 11:41 PM   #1333
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Depends, pet = cat, food = dog. :P

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Old 03-07-2008, 12:31 AM   #1334
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Someone who will answer my question

Futureramma or Simpsons?


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Old 03-07-2008, 01:30 AM   #1335
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Simpsons, mainly because Futurama doesn't air here.

Would God be an uncanny cross between Google and plastics?


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Old 03-07-2008, 02:01 AM   #1336
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Old 03-07-2008, 08:37 AM   #1337
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Old 03-07-2008, 09:12 AM   #1338
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An elephant.

What's all around you, but can't be seen?


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Old 03-07-2008, 06:44 PM   #1339
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A mixture of nitrogen oxygen, and several pollutants.

Why was the net born?


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Old 03-07-2008, 06:56 PM   #1340
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So soldiers if they were stuck behind enemy lines could watch porn

Do aliens exist and are viewing our every action?


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Old 03-07-2008, 07:42 PM   #1341
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Probably...

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Old 03-07-2008, 09:31 PM   #1342
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From jiant flying storks that carry them in big diapers

Do cellphones cause cancer?


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Old 03-07-2008, 10:08 PM   #1343
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Only on Saturday.

If not now, when?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:32 PM   #1344
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Tommorow.

Why is this a stupid question?


Please feed the trolls. XD
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:39 PM   #1345
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Because it expects an intelligent answer.

Where does the man in the moon go on vacation?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-08-2008, 02:34 AM   #1346
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Old 03-08-2008, 04:32 AM   #1347
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Do you think that WWIII will happen in our lifetime?


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Old 03-08-2008, 05:05 AM   #1348
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Depends. Were you planning on commiting suicide/dying anytime soon?

Where, oh where, has Underdog gone?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-08-2008, 03:01 PM   #1349
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I ate him. He was tasty.

What's up?


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Old 03-08-2008, 04:29 PM   #1350
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Old 03-08-2008, 05:17 PM   #1351
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Where the roflcopter is going.

What is the molar mass of lovetanium?


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Old 03-08-2008, 11:09 PM   #1352
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Old 03-09-2008, 06:46 AM   #1353
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Hal's other car.

What is the square root of greed?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-09-2008, 09:40 AM   #1354
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Want.

Was Moses high on LSD when he "talked to God" on Mount Sinai?


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Old 03-09-2008, 10:25 AM   #1355
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What would happen if you mixed an Xbox 360 and a tomato?







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Old 03-09-2008, 10:32 AM   #1356
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You'd get a big mess.

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Old 03-09-2008, 10:48 AM   #1357
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Old 03-09-2008, 02:41 PM   #1358
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To get to the other side...


the dark side.

If you have an apple of your eye and an orange of your eye, which would you spend more time with, given that they are incomparable?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 03-09-2008, 07:31 PM   #1359
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Macs or PCS


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Old 03-10-2008, 02:21 AM   #1360
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Macs for higher end functions, but PCs more versatile given their dominance in the market.

Can you say f*** too many times or in too many different ways?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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