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Old 03-30-2008, 09:55 PM   #1401
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Hang yourself.

Who do you hope will find you?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 03-30-2008, 10:38 PM   #1402
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As long as she meets the prerequisites of being hot, naked, horny, and not related to me I don't mind.

What would you have used to cut the rope?


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Old 03-30-2008, 10:50 PM   #1403
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Your wit. (hmmm......Hal appreciates girls with a sense of necrophilia, wait.... he kinda hints at that in his sig).

Where will you want to be buried?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 03-30-2008, 11:48 PM   #1404
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How would you be buried there?


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Old 04-02-2008, 12:45 AM   #1405
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Old 04-02-2008, 01:40 AM   #1406
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To see if he's really dead.

Is an evil druid a vegemancer?


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Old 04-02-2008, 02:00 AM   #1407
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No idea.

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Old 04-02-2008, 03:06 AM   #1408
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Cos someone shot it in the face

Does anyone have any idea where that quote in my sig is from?


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Old 04-02-2008, 11:47 AM   #1409
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A halo spoof

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Old 04-02-2008, 07:36 PM   #1410
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Did I miss the question?


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Old 04-02-2008, 08:14 PM   #1411
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No.

What is black & white, and re(a)d all over?


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Old 04-02-2008, 11:42 PM   #1412
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Q. How many horns on a unicorn?

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A halo spoof
No, the song Ace of Spades, by Motorhead


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Old 04-02-2008, 11:58 PM   #1413
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Everyone else seems to be bieng random so i will be too!
Eat more cheese and you get strong bones!


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Old 04-03-2008, 01:18 AM   #1414
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No, the song Ace of Spades, by Motorhead
Never heard of them.

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Q. How many horns on a unicorn?
Everyone knows that.

IT's 45.

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Old 04-03-2008, 02:32 AM   #1415
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Never heard of them.



Everyone knows that.

IT's 45.
Fair enough that you've never heard of them, and you are supposed to ask a question after answering one.

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Everyone else seems to be bieng random so i will be too!
Eat more cheese and you get strong bones!
Umm, th point of the thread is that one person asks a stupid question, it can be anything, the next person than answers that question with a stupid answer, than the ask a stupid question, and so forth, capisce?

Q. If you squeeze olives to make olive oil, what do you squeeze to make baby oil.


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Old 04-03-2008, 07:31 AM   #1416
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Q. If you squeeze olives to make olive oil, what do you squeeze to make baby oil.
A. Wet diapers.

Q. What happens if you don't give a mouse a cookie?


I QUIT LF!
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:02 AM   #1417
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Q. What happens if you don't give a mouse a cookie?
A. It will not evolve

Q. Are video games medicinal?


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Old 04-04-2008, 05:55 AM   #1418
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Q. Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?


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Old 04-04-2008, 02:39 PM   #1419
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Old 04-04-2008, 04:32 PM   #1420
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Q. Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
Are we talking hypothecally here?

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Old 04-04-2008, 09:24 PM   #1421
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Q. Why is the person who handles all your money called a broker?


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Old 04-04-2008, 10:36 PM   #1422
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Because brokers are secretly trying to break the economy and eliminate the large middle class in the Western world.

Less QQ or more pew pew?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:59 PM   #1423
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A. More pew pew

Q. Why is it that doctors call what they do, "practice"?


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Old 04-05-2008, 12:27 AM   #1424
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A. Because that's how they view you, as practice.

Q. Why does my back hurt?
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Old 04-05-2008, 01:31 AM   #1425
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^You slept on a log the wrong way.

How much of the world do you think is crazy?


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 04-05-2008, 02:58 AM   #1426
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How much of the world do you think is crazy?
A. 105%

Q. Why does Kyle Karatrn have a beard?

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Old 04-05-2008, 03:36 AM   #1427
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:33 AM   #1428
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A. Don't question Chuck Norris or he'll roundhouse kick you in the head

Q. If flyingis so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"


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Old 04-05-2008, 12:58 PM   #1429
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Q. If flyingis so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"
A. Cuz we are all going to die sometime.

Q. What makes the world go round?

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Old 04-06-2008, 01:29 AM   #1430
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Old 04-06-2008, 01:52 AM   #1431
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A. Because she was lured by a clown

Q. Why did the Elephant cross the swamp?


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Old 04-06-2008, 02:16 AM   #1432
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Q. Why did the Elephant cross the swamp?
A. He wanted to see Ms. Piggy get lured down the drain by the stupid clown.

Q. WHy is heavy metal awesome?

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Old 04-06-2008, 02:17 AM   #1433
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^Because God commanded that heavy metal be awesome, and therefore is.


How can you cook the Creature from the Black Lagoon?


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Old 04-06-2008, 02:22 AM   #1434
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How can you cook the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
A. Boil it in the water of the White Lagoon.

Can't think of a question right now. Go nuts.

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Old 04-06-2008, 02:27 AM   #1435
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Old 04-06-2008, 02:30 AM   #1436
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Q. Why are pirates pirates?
A. cuz they can be, who doesn't want to be a pirate?

Q. If pro is opposite of con, whats progress and congress?

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Old 04-06-2008, 02:31 AM   #1437
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You confused me. Now I forgot who Al Gore was.


Why are the Lost Boys lost?


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Old 04-06-2008, 08:39 AM   #1438
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Well, that's a paradox. The "Lost Boys" are supposedly lost, but we already know that from the adjective preceding "Boys", so the "Lost Boys" cannot be "lost" and they could not have been "lost boys" prior to being lost, therefore being "boys who are not lost".

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Old 04-06-2008, 02:19 PM   #1439
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Yes. In fact, you'll find both of them

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Old 04-06-2008, 09:41 PM   #1440
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