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Old 04-07-2008, 03:52 PM   #1441
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Whatever he wants or can get away with in the end.

Should Lucas ever be allowed to write dialog again?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 04-07-2008, 06:50 PM   #1442
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Yes, we don't want him to start doing Shakespeare-esque monologues.

With the metre.

Who, what, when, or why?


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Old 04-07-2008, 08:57 PM   #1443
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Colonel Mustard, with the revolver, at midnight, cuz he waz mad.
lol clue


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Old 04-07-2008, 09:43 PM   #1444
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You're a dropout.

If Dark Helmet fought Jar Jar, who'd win?


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 04-07-2008, 11:00 PM   #1445
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If Dark Helmet fought Jar Jar, who'd win?
Jar Jar.

EDIT: Wait...no Dark Helmet, evil will always triumph over good cuz good is dumb, remember?

Is Darth Vader a Sith Lord, or just misunderstood?

P.S. I am not a dropout, I just ahve AIMS testing and the teachers don't want to give us homework, for fear of breaking our fragile minds.


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Old 04-07-2008, 11:59 PM   #1446
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Lone Star vs Han Solo and Luke Skywalker- who would win?


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Old 04-08-2008, 12:02 AM   #1447
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Lone Star vs Han Solo and Luke Skywalker- who would win?
Lone Starr, he has the swartz!

GO nuts with the questions, I can't think of a good one.

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Old 04-08-2008, 02:47 AM   #1448
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:17 AM   #1449
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Marbles don't wet themselves.

Have you stopped beating your wife?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:08 AM   #1450
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:45 AM   #1451
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Marbles don't wet themselves.
Lol, the actual answer to the joke is you can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.


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Old 04-13-2008, 12:04 AM   #1452
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Old 04-13-2008, 12:28 AM   #1453
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A: Because they smelled bad!

I'll pass on giving a question for now. The next poster gets to ask.


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Old 04-13-2008, 10:32 AM   #1454
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Old 04-13-2008, 01:08 PM   #1455
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It has lousy PR.

If eating someone's heart gives you his courage, what would eating his liver do?


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Old 04-13-2008, 01:18 PM   #1456
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Give you alcohol poisoning.

Can't think of a question, so it's fair game...
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:58 PM   #1457
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What's the FBI's most endearing trait?


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Old 04-13-2008, 04:40 PM   #1458
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Its ability to pretend to be one of dem little boyz.

What's with people not posting questions of a sudden?


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Old 04-13-2008, 10:59 PM   #1459
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Brain freeze.

Hmm.....what kind of question should I ask now?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 04-13-2008, 11:04 PM   #1460
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What is better, episode 4 or episode 6 (of star wars)?



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Old 04-13-2008, 11:07 PM   #1461
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I'll go with 4, b/c the ewoks are almost as annoying as JJB.

Will you ever get tired of SW?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-14-2008, 12:13 AM   #1462
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^When all SW games turn out like Force Commander or KoToR 2

Is Jar Jar Binks a retard, or just annoying? *Flees from the hordes of KoToR 2 fans*

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Old 04-14-2008, 04:10 AM   #1463
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Old 04-14-2008, 04:46 AM   #1464
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He uses jar jar's tongue.

Is infinity+1 merely redundant?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-14-2008, 03:54 PM   #1465
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^Yes

I got nothing. Go nuts with the questions.

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Old 04-14-2008, 06:21 PM   #1466
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Isn't it a rule you have to ask a question?


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Old 04-14-2008, 11:46 PM   #1467
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Technically, yes.

Now, since this isn't Jepordy, you don't answer in the form of a question. So where's your answer/question?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-14-2008, 11:58 PM   #1468
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^ Right below my awnser. [/burn]

If this is a "game": where are the awesome graphics?

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Now, since this isn't Jepordy, you don't answer in the form of a question. So where's your answer/question?


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Old 04-15-2008, 11:44 PM   #1469
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With the ESRB rating.

So how long have you been insane?


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Old 04-15-2008, 11:58 PM   #1470
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How far away is the Star Wars galaxy?


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Old 04-16-2008, 01:47 AM   #1471
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Down the road apiece.

How long ago was a long, long time ago?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-16-2008, 01:49 AM   #1472
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^ A very, very, very, very, very....., very long time ago.

I let someone else make up a question.

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Old 04-19-2008, 11:45 AM   #1473
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What do you have to do in this thread?(note:this is my question, i am not asking seriously)


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Old 04-20-2008, 12:15 AM   #1474
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Old 04-20-2008, 01:06 AM   #1475
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Old 04-21-2008, 12:47 PM   #1476
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Old 04-21-2008, 11:38 PM   #1478
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Old 04-22-2008, 12:02 AM   #1479
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Light side. Fewer meglomaniacs to ruin your day.

If you mate a gungan with a hutt, what do you get?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 04-22-2008, 12:34 AM   #1480
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A gutt.

What is it that makes French homework so fun to do minutes before it's due?


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