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Old 11-02-2008, 09:25 AM   #1841
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Because they figured it would be profitable.

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Old 11-03-2008, 10:07 AM   #1842
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It's a very severe wax buildup.

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Old 11-03-2008, 11:00 AM   #1843
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because they were bored and had nothing better to do with a bunch of midgets

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Old 11-03-2008, 03:19 PM   #1844
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Because the real Star Wars forums are too pretentious.

Could the bellybutton of a fat man serve as a habitat for a midget?

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Old 11-03-2008, 04:58 PM   #1845
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Yes, but only if the midget is a germ or bacteria that lives inside of the lint.

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Old 11-03-2008, 04:59 PM   #1846
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That depends on whether it was broken by someone else.

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Old 11-04-2008, 04:24 PM   #1847
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What kind african or European??

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Old 11-04-2008, 04:57 PM   #1848
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The presidential candidates?

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Old 11-04-2008, 07:17 PM   #1849
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Yes, but only if you say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing" the whole time.

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Old 11-04-2008, 09:23 PM   #1850
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I don't know that! *gets flung to his death*

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Old 11-04-2008, 09:37 PM   #1851
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I would say yes, that last one might be copyright infringement.

Why would anyone go to a "vegetarian" restaurant if they open up a dish with a human saying "Albatross" inside?


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Old 11-04-2008, 09:46 PM   #1852
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Wrong idea of what the word "vegetarian" means.

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Old 11-07-2008, 12:30 AM   #1853
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It depends on who "they" is/are.

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Old 11-07-2008, 12:32 AM   #1854
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Old 11-07-2008, 01:50 AM   #1855
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Only when your typewriter's broken.

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T'katlu: On the planet Felucia, a young apprentice of the Dark Side thinks back to the beginning of her training as she lies in wait for her prey...

All the Time: After four years in the Unknown Regions, the Exile returns to the known galaxy to visit an old enemy.

Broken: A master of the Dark Side finds himself about to lose the one thing he cares about--and he will do anything to stop her from endangering herself.
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:29 AM   #1856
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Because aside from the physics, the Jedi knight games are better for being a Jedi.

Does coffee bleed?

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Old 11-07-2008, 10:00 AM   #1857
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No, but parsnips do.

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Chapter 12 of A Soul Adrift is out.

Short stories:
T'katlu: On the planet Felucia, a young apprentice of the Dark Side thinks back to the beginning of her training as she lies in wait for her prey...

All the Time: After four years in the Unknown Regions, the Exile returns to the known galaxy to visit an old enemy.

Broken: A master of the Dark Side finds himself about to lose the one thing he cares about--and he will do anything to stop her from endangering herself.
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:47 AM   #1858
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Because men think with a part of their anatomy and women go with their instincts (i.o.w. don't think at all).

Was the Superball really invented for entertainment?


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Old 11-07-2008, 12:06 PM   #1859
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Do you have a uncle in Boduoka?

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Old 11-07-2008, 03:20 PM   #1860
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Anything can kill you.

If I tell you I am lying, am I lying or am I telling you the truth?

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Old 11-07-2008, 04:43 PM   #1861
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You make an untruth rather than a truth or a lie. We must take you to Room 101 and fix the way you think.

Does Lance Armstrong have it made?


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Old 11-07-2008, 04:57 PM   #1862
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Made badly.

Is time just a linear cause and effect thing or is it a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff?

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Old 11-11-2008, 07:15 PM   #1863
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DUCK!

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Old 11-11-2008, 07:30 PM   #1864
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Absolutely.

What time is it>?

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Old 11-11-2008, 09:18 PM   #1865
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The time is now.

Is now ever not the time, and thus not now?

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Old 11-11-2008, 09:45 PM   #1866
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Yes. As you tell the time, the present becomes the past. Therefore, time doesn't exist.

Why does everyone love food?


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Old 11-11-2008, 09:49 PM   #1867
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Because without it, we would starve to death.

How am I going to stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

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Old 11-14-2008, 04:25 PM   #1868
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SPAM, it's your friend.

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Old 11-14-2008, 08:51 PM   #1869
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Probably.

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Old 11-14-2008, 09:41 PM   #1870
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Tell her about it...

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I don't want to get my hopes up, but it's like the planets are aligning or something.
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Old 11-14-2008, 11:04 PM   #1871
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Depends on the question.

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Old 11-14-2008, 11:20 PM   #1872
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Yes, it's storming where I am right now.

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Old 11-14-2008, 11:35 PM   #1873
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You never know.

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Old 11-15-2008, 01:33 AM   #1874
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Stop asking questions, you better run, you better take cover!

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Old 11-15-2008, 08:13 AM   #1875
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Sure, why not.

When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me, by the merciless eyes of deceit?

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Old 11-15-2008, 11:58 AM   #1876
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No, because I don't get the reference.

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Old 11-16-2008, 08:04 AM   #1877
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Typically yes, but kills aren't always murders.

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Old 11-16-2008, 08:36 AM   #1878
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Do you travel through time, or does time travel through you?


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Old 11-16-2008, 11:46 AM   #1879
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Depends on whether you pass through a tacion field or kronaton particles, and whether your inertial dampers and plasma injectors are online.

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Chapter 12 of A Soul Adrift is out.

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T'katlu: On the planet Felucia, a young apprentice of the Dark Side thinks back to the beginning of her training as she lies in wait for her prey...

All the Time: After four years in the Unknown Regions, the Exile returns to the known galaxy to visit an old enemy.

Broken: A master of the Dark Side finds himself about to lose the one thing he cares about--and he will do anything to stop her from endangering herself.
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Old 11-16-2008, 05:47 PM   #1880
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Because some of us have a little bit too much time on our hands.

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