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Old 11-16-2008, 06:34 PM   #1881
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Yes.

How insane would I have to be to come up with the idea of playing chess and having sex at the same time?

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Old 11-18-2008, 10:50 AM   #1882
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Not crazy at all. Chess, like chocolate, is an aphrodisiac.

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Old 11-18-2008, 11:13 AM   #1883
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It depends what level you are now.

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Old 11-18-2008, 03:47 PM   #1884
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Rednecks aren't limited to one region.

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Old 11-19-2008, 09:13 PM   #1885
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No, he was a plagiarist.

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Old 11-19-2008, 11:06 PM   #1886
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No, I don't go for corpses.

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Old 11-20-2008, 12:58 AM   #1887
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Yep!

Pretty awesome, eh?


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Old 11-20-2008, 10:52 AM   #1888
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Nope.

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Old 11-20-2008, 03:17 PM   #1889
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No, unless you'd enjoy reducing yourself to a hairless ape, unfit to survive in the wild.

Does "Unable to create device manager instance." qualify as a question?


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Old 01-04-2009, 12:17 PM   #1890
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Old 01-04-2009, 12:40 PM   #1891
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No.

Would it be a good idea to forgo learning people's names, and instead call everyone "meatbag"?

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Old 01-04-2009, 06:21 PM   #1892
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Yes and no; you'd be complimenting everybody and insulting everybody; ie, "Meatbag is an idiot." The world's pissed.

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Old 01-04-2009, 10:14 PM   #1893
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Fwoosh.

If someone says "I am lying" are they lying or are they telling the truth?

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Old 01-05-2009, 04:47 PM   #1894
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Neither; they're merely attempting to enter a coma.

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Old 01-05-2009, 05:01 PM   #1895
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Because no one has heard of it.

Why is the internet so full of idiots.

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Old 01-06-2009, 04:45 PM   #1896
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Because the world is so full of idiots.

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Old 01-06-2009, 06:24 PM   #1897
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Because roleplaying is.

Why did they dumb down alignment in 4th edition?

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Old 01-07-2009, 12:19 AM   #1898
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Because the idiots at WotC never read any good books (i.e. any books where the BBEG isn't all about rape and murder).

Why would I want to play DnD 4.0's MMO-wannabe gameplay when I already play WoW and want to experience something different in my tabletop gaming?


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Old 01-07-2009, 12:24 AM   #1899
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You wouldn't. You'd much rather play 3.5e.

What are the odds of WotC restoring the proper alignment system (Good-Evil, Law-Chaos)?

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Old 01-07-2009, 12:50 AM   #1900
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Just about nil. I hope you like homebrewed 3.5e.

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Old 01-07-2009, 12:53 AM   #1901
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No.

What is the Ultimate Qyestion if the answer is 42?

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Old 01-07-2009, 05:23 PM   #1902
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There isn't an Ultimate Qyestion. Ultimate Question, maybe.

If you sit down on someone else's commode, will a big, brown African spider cause you instant death by biting your butt?


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Old 01-07-2009, 05:33 PM   #1903
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Yes, though it could also happen in your own commode.

How intelligent does wibbly-wobbly timey wimey sound?

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Old 01-07-2009, 07:56 PM   #1904
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About as intelligent as the word "noob" uttered when you kill someone in multiplayer and they get mad about it.

Is Luke gay, or just a little bi-curious?


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Old 01-07-2009, 08:25 PM   #1905
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The second one.

Is there any sign of him?

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Old 01-15-2009, 07:13 PM   #1906
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No and there never will be

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Old 01-15-2009, 08:21 PM   #1907
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Probably not.

What is the ultimate question?

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Old 01-15-2009, 08:51 PM   #1908
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the one with the ultimate answer.

What is the ultimate answer?
(and please, don't say the one that is so obvious.)
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Old 01-15-2009, 08:54 PM   #1909
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42. I had to.

Am I being paranoid/overly cautious when I constantly look at statues, thinking they might be Weeping Angels?

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Old 01-16-2009, 08:28 AM   #1910
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Yes, and you might want to try reading a book now and then.

Why is popular fiction these days such crap?


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Old 01-17-2009, 01:33 AM   #1911
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Because people's standards are low.

How hard do I have to hit my computer with a wrench for it upgrade itself?

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Old 01-17-2009, 05:52 AM   #1912
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Til you get a red screen of actual death

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Old 01-17-2009, 08:22 AM   #1913
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There's a wall on the other side and the mirror's only 5cm thick.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was a man like me?

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Old 01-17-2009, 08:59 AM   #1914
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Betsy, with that hair, you hardly look like a man

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Old 01-17-2009, 09:05 AM   #1915
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"Feed me"

How bad does the statement "Be adequate" sound?

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Old 01-17-2009, 11:27 AM   #1916
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Not as bad as "dont be inadequate"

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Old 01-17-2009, 12:01 PM   #1917
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Don't they have large breasts, and thus, necessitate large bras?

How much sense does lightning flavoured deodorant make?

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Old 01-17-2009, 01:11 PM   #1918
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Peanut butter pancake milk. About as much.

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Old 01-17-2009, 01:25 PM   #1919
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Old 01-17-2009, 03:01 PM   #1920
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Because you just came off of a 10 day meth-fueled gaming marathon.

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