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Old 01-17-2009, 04:21 PM   #1921
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What is the meaning of life?

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Because you just came off of a 10 day meth-fueled gaming marathon.
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:11 PM   #1922
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It varies from person to person.

What's the meaning of your life?

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Old 01-17-2009, 10:50 PM   #1923
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The meaning of "your life" is defined as the life belonging to any specific person to whom "your" is directed.

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Old 01-18-2009, 01:58 AM   #1924
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This:

How meaningless is the phrase "There's something exactly the same about you today"?

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Old 01-18-2009, 08:01 AM   #1925
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About as meaningless as a phrase not meaning to be without meaning

In 10,000 AD, will cats be able to converse in Cat Latin?(as opposed to pig latin)

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Old 01-18-2009, 12:18 PM   #1926
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Yes, and Cat Latin will become the language of the intelligentsia promptly thereafter.

What is the 29th last number in the Fibonacci sequence?


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Old 01-18-2009, 12:21 PM   #1927
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Why are these questions so easy?


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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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Old 01-18-2009, 12:38 PM   #1928
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Because they're stupid questions.

Is drinking paint really a great way to get high, or did I just make that up to test the stupidity of WoW players?

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Old 01-18-2009, 12:48 PM   #1929
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The idea of drinking paint was definately made to test their stupidity, but wait..don't you play WoW


Why do people like beer so much, is it the fact that they begin to loose control?


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Old 01-18-2009, 12:51 PM   #1930
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Maybe. I prefer Rum and Coke myself, though.

What exactly draws idiots to WoW? And don't make any comments about me playing, I quit for good a long time ago.

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Old 01-18-2009, 02:28 PM   #1931
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The fact that they can waste money monthly and have nothing whatsoever to show for it. It also makes the Runescape fanatics do something in their pants...

Why is hacking MMO games that you paid for illegal?


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Old 01-18-2009, 08:28 PM   #1932
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Hacking softwarez is not illegal if you do it with an axe

Why do lumberjacks not play MMOs?

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Old 01-18-2009, 09:41 PM   #1933
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BECAUSE LUMBERJACKS DON'T LIKE MMO's!!! Gosh!

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Old 01-18-2009, 09:53 PM   #1934
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Because Vikings dont like MMOs! Simple

How many rabbits would fit into a horse of healthy size and weight?

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Old 01-18-2009, 10:47 PM   #1935
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No idea, but I'm very temped to find out now.

Would you be scared of a child wearing a gas mask asking "Are you my mummy?"

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Old 01-18-2009, 11:46 PM   #1936
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Depends on if there is actually poisonous gas around and if I don't have a mask of my own.

What is it that attracts idiots to LotRO?


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Old 01-18-2009, 11:53 PM   #1937
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Nothing. They're all sticking to WoW.

Would you believe me if I warned you about the Weeping Angels?

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Old 01-18-2009, 11:55 PM   #1938
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Depends on what the warning was. If you said they were weeping I'd probably believe you.

Can you measure peer pressure in Pascals?


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Old 01-18-2009, 11:57 PM   #1939
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No.

How much bleach can you drink and survive?

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Old 01-19-2009, 09:09 AM   #1940
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Not as as much as you need to bleach granny's whiskers

How many eons did it take bunnies to develop buck teeth?

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Old 01-19-2009, 10:56 AM   #1941
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Old 01-19-2009, 11:25 AM   #1942
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Only if they are in "the machine"

Where does Zeus go to get his beard trimmed?

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Old 01-19-2009, 11:58 AM   #1943
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The same place he gets his armpits waxed.

Why are moobs?


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Old 01-19-2009, 04:46 PM   #1944
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Obesity.

What are the odds of Apple creating a real-world version of the Cybermen called iHuman?

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Old 01-19-2009, 08:28 PM   #1945
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About the same odds that Microsoft creates a foot oitnment called Windows Blista

Why havent The Mythbusters tested camel spit as a source of rocket fuel, as per the well known myth: "Camel Spit Rocket Fuel"?

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Old 01-19-2009, 08:35 PM   #1946
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They did, it wasn't T.V. worthy because everyone knows that it works.

Is this thread addictive like a rug or a drug?


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Old 01-19-2009, 10:14 PM   #1947
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Like a drug.

Which drug?

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Old 01-19-2009, 11:50 PM   #1948
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Ibuprofen.

Who decided to name a drug that?


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Old 01-20-2009, 12:26 AM   #1949
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Doctors.

What would happen if you ODed on it.

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Old 01-20-2009, 02:48 AM   #1950
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Your hair would go all swoopy and 80s

Is it worth designing a hat that doubles as a sewer?

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Old 01-20-2009, 06:48 AM   #1951
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No, but it'd be quite a feat.

How am I openly bisexual here on the forums, but a closeted bisexual in real life?

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Old 01-20-2009, 10:32 AM   #1952
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Where you put your bits is a worldwide issue plaguing bisexuals and manufacturers of packaging for drill bits.

Will we one day be able to harness the power the sun to provide sunlight?

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Old 01-20-2009, 11:23 AM   #1953
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Yep. When pigs fly

I wonder, will we ever get flying cars?


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Old 01-20-2009, 02:56 PM   #1954
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Yes, but it involves a match and gasoline.

Would eating kerosene be detrimental to one's health, or would it empower you?


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Old 01-20-2009, 05:24 PM   #1955
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The first one, by quite a bit.

How much of the stuff at Engrish.com can be easily understood?

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Old 01-20-2009, 09:16 PM   #1956
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省錢又方便 ???

If the train was travelling at 1000 miles an hour, would it be hard to do number 2s?

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Old 01-20-2009, 10:24 PM   #1957
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Probably not, if you're buckled in.

What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor?

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Old 01-21-2009, 01:28 AM   #1958
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Probably not, if you're buckled in.

What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor?
I dunno...one travels the vortex in the other creates them(in bank accounts)

Whats harder, colouring in a zebra or deflating the backside of a baboon?

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Old 01-21-2009, 08:11 AM   #1959
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Colouring in a zebra.

How big is the TARDIS on the inside?

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Old 01-21-2009, 08:56 AM   #1960
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As big as the blank bits on a million zebras which need coloring in

Why is it that Shaolin monks arent as tough as Shaolin monkeys?

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