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Old 01-21-2009, 08:59 AM   #1961
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Monkeys fling poop and monks don't.

How would you respond to a child wearing a hoodie that said on it "I EAT YOUR SKIN"?

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Old 01-21-2009, 09:02 AM   #1962
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Response: Cover my genitalia.

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Old 01-21-2009, 09:34 AM   #1963
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About a foot; the child ate his 8===D

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Old 01-21-2009, 09:39 AM   #1964
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Because of bad translations.

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Old 01-21-2009, 10:06 AM   #1965
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Not only join, I'd be a zealot!

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Old 01-21-2009, 11:29 AM   #1966
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Because he's NOT THE SAME DOCTOR!!!!

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Old 01-21-2009, 07:51 PM   #1967
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Because they're war machines, and most people don't like war.

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Old 01-22-2009, 03:05 AM   #1968
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The Crimson Tide

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Old 01-22-2009, 08:39 AM   #1969
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Bad poetry.

Does that really make any sense?

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Old 01-22-2009, 10:22 AM   #1970
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Yes, no?

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Old 01-22-2009, 10:38 AM   #1971
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Nope, they hold it in, and they eventually explode into tiny bits.

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Old 01-22-2009, 05:53 PM   #1972
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Because ovals don't orbit as well.

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Old 01-22-2009, 05:57 PM   #1973
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The Ultimate Question is how many eyes do you have?

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Old 01-22-2009, 06:02 PM   #1974
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Incident with paint mixer.

How anachronistic is that?

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Old 01-23-2009, 05:16 AM   #1975
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Not really anachronistic at all, because you said it at the appropropriate time.

What ever happened to the Nazis plans of recruiting those gifted in magic and mathematics to create a super race of Mathemagicians?

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Old 01-23-2009, 10:04 AM   #1976
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It failed due to them not finding enough recruits.

Are Caesar chips a good idea?

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Old 01-23-2009, 10:38 AM   #1977
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Yes, as long as they're a sister company to Lays.

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Old 01-23-2009, 10:41 AM   #1978
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Because they have no motor.

If the Lemon Pie Puppet is in love with his socks with teeth, are you made of beef?

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Old 01-23-2009, 11:12 AM   #1979
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Nope, I'm A STEAK!

What are tanks capable of fighting, but there is no bacon involved? WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!!????


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Old 01-23-2009, 04:13 PM   #1980
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Meat and artillery don't mix well.

Does meat and aerospace mix well?

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Old 01-23-2009, 10:12 PM   #1981
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Meat mixes vey well with aerospace, for its us meatbags that chiefly practise it on this earth.

Do timelords lose eyebrows and self consciousness about hairstyles as they get older?

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Old 01-23-2009, 10:34 PM   #1982
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Yep, haven't you noticed how stupid many of them look after many trips?!


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Old 01-24-2009, 07:13 AM   #1983
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The vortex is very windy!

When will squirrels develop the ability to utilise nanotechnology for acorn retrieval purposes?

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Old 01-24-2009, 12:27 PM   #1984
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They will utilize that technology after we've nuked eachother into a state of greenness or death...there you go

Why is the sky blue? Why can't it be a tougher color...like GRAY!


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Old 01-24-2009, 12:35 PM   #1985
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It is, when it's really cloudy.

Does pooping in someone's aquarium qualify as irony?

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Old 01-24-2009, 12:37 PM   #1986
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Nope, but it does count as vandalism though

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Old 01-24-2009, 12:48 PM   #1987
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Yes, they do. On water.

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Old 01-24-2009, 12:57 PM   #1988
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BECAUSE THAT'S WHY THEY WERE MADE!!!!

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Old 01-24-2009, 01:34 PM   #1989
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You're insane.

What is the capital of Assyria?

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Old 01-24-2009, 02:47 PM   #1990
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I don't know that! *gets flung to his death
^Sound familiar? XD That's my answer, too.

What is the word?


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Old 01-24-2009, 03:40 PM   #1991
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There are a lot of them.

What are the odds of getting Matt Smith to change his last name to Elevennant?

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Old 01-24-2009, 10:15 PM   #1992
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The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3720 to 1.

When will we be able to use the amazing technlology know as "computers" to type stuff and look on "the internet'....?

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Old 01-24-2009, 10:22 PM   #1993
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We won't.

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Old 01-24-2009, 11:00 PM   #1994
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SALT! and erm......and and.....PAPRIKA!!! YEAH! and pepper.

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Old 01-25-2009, 12:39 PM   #1995
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Sir Galahad, I seek the Holy Grail, blue, no, red, no (flung to his death)

Is their anyway to get a headcrab off someone without killing them?

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Old 01-25-2009, 01:13 PM   #1996
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Treat the crabs, allowing you to concentrate better on the head

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Old 01-25-2009, 03:14 PM   #1997
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Yes.

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Old 01-25-2009, 03:53 PM   #1998
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You should fear the gods of every religion ever made. They're all real, and you've angered all but one.

How obviously was that sarcastic?

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Old 01-26-2009, 05:05 AM   #1999
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Not to those obliviously unaware of obliviously's definition

When will I succeed at a perfectly symmetrical set of Star Trek style sideburns?

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Old 01-26-2009, 08:58 AM   #2000
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Never, if you look anything like your avatar.

How hard would it be to get my sideburns to match the Tenth Doctor's sideburns?

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