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Old 01-26-2009, 11:49 AM   #2001
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VERY VERY HARD. The tenth doctor wouldn't appreciate...and he'd probably prevent your existence...

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Old 01-26-2009, 11:54 AM   #2002
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So hard I recommend just drawing one on.

Would a chainsaw that doubles as a flamethrower be a good idea.

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Old 01-26-2009, 11:57 AM   #2003
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Yep, if you plan on going out in a ball of fire, I'd highly recommend our R-17 Flamer saw 200...or the.......


Is a grenade launcher combined with a machine gun smart?


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Old 01-26-2009, 01:49 PM   #2004
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Depends on how you combine it.

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Old 01-26-2009, 01:52 PM   #2005
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Yep. They never run out of ammo.

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Old 01-26-2009, 04:15 PM   #2006
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One made of chocolate.

Are sword chucks a bad idea?

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Old 01-26-2009, 05:13 PM   #2007
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Yeah, where would you hold them?

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Old 01-26-2009, 06:21 PM   #2008
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Probably not.

Are Gunchuks that shoot Chainsaw Spears (Chainsaw Spear Gun Chuks) a good idea?

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Old 01-27-2009, 09:52 AM   #2009
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Only if used by Lvl 30 Lumberwizardjacks.

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Old 01-27-2009, 10:06 AM   #2010
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He ate it.

Horses do that, right?

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Old 01-28-2009, 10:29 AM   #2011
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Alas. They have been known to. To prevent getting poked in the eye, jockeys now wear goggles.

Is it possible, with proper application, that I may one day be able to roll wit a gang?

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Old 01-29-2009, 10:01 AM   #2012
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Yes, unless you're too White And Nerdy.

Can a loaf of bread double as a toaster?

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Old 01-29-2009, 11:35 AM   #2013
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Yep, absolutley, just light it on fire. Now that I think of it, everything works as a toaster!

Does paper have feelings?


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Old 01-29-2009, 05:08 PM   #2014
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Yes, it feels smooth with a hint of friction and sharp edges.

Does filtered internet make coffee?


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Old 01-29-2009, 05:55 PM   #2015
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Yep, it sure does, just pour your coffee through the top of your computer screen and put your cup on the bottom and your coffee comes out pretty good

I wonder, what is the color red?


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Old 01-29-2009, 06:32 PM   #2016
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Why is it called MUSHclient?


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Old 01-29-2009, 06:36 PM   #2017
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Because the client is tied to a cart and the client helper has a whip and is hitting the client while saying "Mush! Mush!" The Iditarod.

Why are som questions so stupid?


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Old 01-29-2009, 09:09 PM   #2018
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Because some people are so stupid.

Define existence.

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Old 01-29-2009, 09:14 PM   #2019
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why can't I have a soda fountain?
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:16 PM   #2020
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Because it's expensive and it would clog itself through proper use.

What are the odds of the Black Mesa incident actually happening?

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Old 01-30-2009, 03:26 AM   #2021
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The odds are the contrasting opposite to the White Mesa incident actually happening

why is it that during a conversation, every time I turn to face the opposite direction, it feels like people are talking behind my back?

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Old 01-30-2009, 10:19 AM   #2022
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They are.

Are headcrabs really that bad?

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Old 01-30-2009, 12:12 PM   #2023
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No, actually, when they jump ony our face, it's because they love you, the only problem is, they have hooks to stay on your face. In the end, all they needed was a friend.....


I wonder, is it possible to find that Teletubbies are actually psycho-eco-terrorists who disguise themselves by day and blow up stuff by night????


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Old 01-30-2009, 12:24 PM   #2024
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No. They're fictional characters.

How can they not be bad when they turn you into a hideously mutated zombie?

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Old 01-30-2009, 01:39 PM   #2025
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I don't know, no one knows!

How do you become a mutated zombie from teletubbies?


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Old 01-30-2009, 11:23 PM   #2026
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Their screens contain subliminal messaging ordering you to eat mutated zombie brains, and hence become a mutated zombie yourself

If I catch a leprechaun, can I send him back to Mayan times, to be sacrificed to the harvest gods under the banner the of the sun?

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Old 01-30-2009, 11:43 PM   #2027
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go for it.

what will happen when I try to levitate a chair with my mind?
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Old 01-31-2009, 04:38 AM   #2028
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You discover your levitation powers dont target properly, and all you do is raise grandmas dress, discovering she is not wearing knickers. Happy Now?!!

If I tear the fabric of time and space, can I get my mum to sew a 'Chewbacca' patch on it?

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Old 02-01-2009, 10:07 AM   #2029
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No, but an Elmo patch would be fine.

Why are some answers not stupid?


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Old 02-01-2009, 10:50 AM   #2030
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Because some questions are not stupid.

How accurate is my view of time in which the universe splits infinitely every instance due to every event with multiple outcomes?

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Old 02-01-2009, 10:50 PM   #2031
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Hard to tell, because we don't really have any way to test such a theory.

When should I get a job?


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Old 02-02-2009, 12:38 AM   #2032
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After you grow out that ridiculous haircut and ditch the headband.

Is it possible to use a mule to power a trans dimensional vortex?

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Old 02-02-2009, 01:38 AM   #2033
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Yep, absolutley possible, sadly, you don't have a million year life-span, so ditch the donkey.

Is it possible to create a trans-dimensional portal and use it without seperating some molecules from your brain?


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Old 02-02-2009, 12:59 PM   #2034
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It probably is, but you could achieve the same with a bottle of cheap booze, so why bother?!

If I hired a huntsman by the name of Henry Hunter to hunt 7 rabbits at Hunters Lodge in Huntsville Tx, where will he hunt around for hint to get to Huntsville, Tx first?

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Old 02-02-2009, 01:09 PM   #2035
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Huh? I've gotta feeling that he will just buy seven rabbits, shoot them, and them to you.

If I were a Swedish mercenary with a Russian father and mother with South African routes....would I be able to fly through the air?


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Old 02-02-2009, 01:13 PM   #2036
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No. your genes will be two busy trying to start a 70s pop group, drinking vodka and travelling along the route to South Africa.

If I were a Lebanese lumberjack, would I consider using my camel to build me an Ark of gopher heads?

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Old 02-02-2009, 01:33 PM   #2037
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Yes, of course you would. Gopher heads and arks always go hand in hand while being a Lebanese lumberjack...

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Old 02-03-2009, 12:45 PM   #2038
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Yes, but only if you remember to wear your polar bear underpants.

Can I use a playful kitten to unravel the strands of space and time, as well a ball of yarn? In which order?

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Old 02-03-2009, 02:54 PM   #2039
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Both, at the same time.

Should I mix alcohol and tea?

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Old 02-03-2009, 03:16 PM   #2040
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Yes, of course you should. When the tea has you relaxed, the alcohol will make you tipsy and you will lose utter control, eventually typing like thissssss uurrrgggggg...bllleeehhhh......*throws up* I recommend it...

Is it possible to prepare English tea in the style of a German Lager with Vodka instead cream?


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