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Old 02-19-2009, 06:22 PM   #2161
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Does Nite Owl really seem like a Batman ripoff?

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Old 02-20-2009, 01:56 PM   #2162
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Yes. And I wouldnt want to get Christian Bale started on something else now...

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Old 02-20-2009, 03:31 PM   #2163
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When there's a troll under the bridge.

If the professor in "Gilligan's Island" can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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Old 02-20-2009, 06:36 PM   #2164
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Because he is boat-challenged...he can do everything that doesn't include boats.

How cool would it be if we could nuke Mars or the Moon?


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Old 02-20-2009, 07:39 PM   #2165
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Not very, shrapnel landing on us =/= cool. =/

If you were a lemon tree, what kind of car would you drive?


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Old 02-20-2009, 07:47 PM   #2166
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Last I checked, lemon trees don't drive.

What's the point of a Dalek's plunger?

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Old 02-21-2009, 01:55 AM   #2167
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Suck out Tom Bakers hairstyle

If correctly applied, can superglue guarantee world peace?

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Old 02-21-2009, 02:27 AM   #2168
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Depends. Does killing every form of life on the planet count as bringing about world peace?

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Old 02-21-2009, 04:13 AM   #2169
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Not unless you can guarantee dust bunnies wont start a gret civil war

When Leonardo Da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa, what did his horse think?

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Old 02-21-2009, 04:17 AM   #2170
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The horse thought, "Wow, I'm the only one who really knows why that expression's on her face."

Is freedom slavery?


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Old 02-21-2009, 09:03 AM   #2171
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It is. Enslavement to liberty.

When will aliens master the skill of quiltmaking?

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Old 02-21-2009, 01:49 PM   #2172
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They already have, quiltmaking was given to humans by the Little Green Manz, to whom it is a form of worshiping their god of softness and warmth.

If you went back in time, kidnapped your 5-year-old self and brought him/her to the present, what would you do with him/her?


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Old 02-21-2009, 01:54 PM   #2173
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I would train him in the arts of assassination so that he could be a l33t 5-year-old.

If you have 5 chickens, and you eat 3 chickens, what do you get besides indigestion?


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Old 02-21-2009, 02:03 PM   #2174
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Feathers.


Everywhere.

Can you do simple math, such as solving the Riemann Hypothesis?


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Old 02-22-2009, 01:25 AM   #2175
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Oh yes, I can solve the .... the what now?

How do you be soooooooooooo smart?


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Old 02-22-2009, 09:37 AM   #2176
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Read alot of booooooooooooooks

what is the best way to placate a ferocious sculpture of a turtle?

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Old 02-22-2009, 01:01 PM   #2177
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Sing songs of the Marx brothers.

Why is it that when someone says, "There are hundreds of billions of stars in the galaxy," we believe them, but when someone says, "There's wet paint on there," we have to touch it?


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Old 02-22-2009, 06:51 PM   #2178
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A combination of stupidity and curiosity.

If I had the TF Gun from El Goonish Shive, would it be wrong for me to turn random men into women and random women into men with it?

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Old 02-26-2009, 09:41 AM   #2179
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Yes, because your poor acronym memory skills mistake its true meaning. The Turnip Fart Gun has no effect on genitalia reversal.

Whom is more likely to compose a Latin poem in Dactylic Hexameter, Owl or Lesbian?

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Old 02-26-2009, 12:37 PM   #2180
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Owl, Who Who is latin for....I'm smarter on this subject...

Whom is more likely to dance through the air at light speed and then fall all the way to China?


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Old 02-26-2009, 12:50 PM   #2181
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What are the odds of Cybermen and Daleks joining forces to become CyberDaleks?

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Old 02-26-2009, 12:56 PM   #2182
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Approximately...3/3

What are the odds of being able to create a weapon capable of destroying....an entire....PUMPKIN!


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Old 02-26-2009, 01:58 PM   #2183
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About 0/0

What are the odds that, if a man comes up to you in the store and bets you $1000 dollars that the jack of spades will jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear, that you'll end up with an ear full of cider?


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Old 02-26-2009, 02:01 PM   #2184
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Oh this is a toughie....5/5

What are the odds that a flying pig would dive bomb your house every thirty seconds?


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Old 02-26-2009, 07:04 PM   #2185
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The odds of this occurring are approximately 3720 to 1!

The what are the odds of Owl beating Lesbian in a game of Ping Pong?

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Old 02-26-2009, 07:07 PM   #2186
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Slime to none.

What are the odds of the owl and the lesbian being one and the same?

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Old 02-26-2009, 07:12 PM   #2187
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Slime to none.

What are the odds of the owl and the lesbian being one and the same?
This depends on whether Owl is a girl or boy Owl

When will Muppets be able to muster an army capable of defeating that of Napoleon?

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Old 02-26-2009, 09:08 PM   #2188
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In approximately 900 years.

What is 0 divided by 0?

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Old 02-27-2009, 02:06 AM   #2189
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Does $Texas count as a valid amount of money?

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Old 02-27-2009, 10:40 AM   #2190
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No. Lone star states are not worth much at all.

Who is the most qualified FBI agent to track down a murderous camel?

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Old 02-27-2009, 03:25 PM   #2191
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Lesbian.

What is the lightest hearted thought in the history of the worst country in the world?


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Old 02-27-2009, 03:58 PM   #2192
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I'm going to nuke you.

What is the ahppiest thing in the dumbest place in the world?


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Old 02-27-2009, 10:14 PM   #2193
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The average egoist, of course.

If you were a boolean value what would you be?


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Old 02-28-2009, 01:51 AM   #2194
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TRUE

Is time a simple straight line, or at every instant fracturing into an infinite number of parallel universes due to the occurrences of every event with more than one possible outcome?

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Old 02-28-2009, 02:08 AM   #2195
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Neither, time is money.

If I were to give you a gold coin right now, what would you do with it?


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Old 02-28-2009, 10:27 AM   #2196
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Use it to generate molecular cohesion in a cup of goat drool.

What temporal confluences can potentially occur between a maggot and a swordfish?

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Old 02-28-2009, 11:09 AM   #2197
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The maggot, along with many other maggots, can eat the dead swordfish, or the swordfish can impale the maggot.

What tastes better, maggots, or swordfish?

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Old 02-28-2009, 06:08 PM   #2198
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Maggoty swordfish.

Or would that be swordfishy maggot?


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Old 03-01-2009, 01:07 AM   #2199
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Negative. The correct phrase is "Sword got fishy mag."

But where did he get it from?


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Old 03-01-2009, 02:58 AM   #2200
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From the fishes, duh.

Do the Chinese manufacture mag?


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