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Old 03-01-2009, 06:04 AM   #2201
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Male Asian Gays? sure I guess....

Is it possible to build a fully functional, life-sized Imperial Star Destroyer from chopsticks?

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Old 03-01-2009, 10:52 AM   #2202
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If it is, the Chinese will do it.

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Old 03-01-2009, 12:00 PM   #2203
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If you keep posting here, yes.

Why do idiots spell Wookiee wrong?

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Old 03-01-2009, 02:24 PM   #2204
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For the same reason they spell monkeys monkies.

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Old 03-01-2009, 09:18 PM   #2205
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An expected level of randomness.

Can one be predictably unpredictable?

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Old 03-02-2009, 08:28 AM   #2206
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yes, I knew you were going to say that, but not with those exact words

Is it possible that horses will develop the ability to conspire and commit grievous murder upon another genus of quadropeds?

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Old 03-02-2009, 09:26 AM   #2207
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Depends on the other quadruped.

Is my latest fic in the CEC better than what I've written before?

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Old 03-02-2009, 06:47 PM   #2208
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Well, if you divide the numbers of views by the number of fics then you should come up with a solution that has nothing to do with the question.

Is it possible to create a restaurant that serves Chinese food with Japanese utensils and German beer with Norwegion waiters who reign from Mexico?


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Old 03-02-2009, 06:52 PM   #2209
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Possible, yes. Advisable, no.

Is it possible to build a loaf of bread that's also a toaster?

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Old 03-02-2009, 07:04 PM   #2210
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Nope....it would be so powerful that it would be the vanguard of our destruction...so I can't let you build it

Can I create a massive space station that has an artificial environment...and soon becomes the seat of Government for my future galaxy-wide Empire?


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Old 03-02-2009, 10:26 PM   #2211
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Yes, but only if it has an easily exploited weakness, like a 2 metre exhaust port that leads directly to the station's core.

How long would it take for Earth to become completely covered by cityscape?

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Old 03-03-2009, 12:20 AM   #2212
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About 2 days if you have a big enough bomb.

Who was to first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink what comes out?"


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Old 03-03-2009, 12:48 AM   #2213
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Probably the same guy who said,"I wonder what happens when I kick that bear in the behind."

Eho was the first guy to say,"What happens if I make a hollow piece of wood and put strings on it and strum those strings like they'll actually do something?"


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Old 03-03-2009, 12:50 AM   #2214
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Whose idea was it to stick that in there and how long did it take them to figure it lead to this?


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Old 03-03-2009, 12:54 AM   #2215
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Oh...it probably wasn't too hard, they just watched the cows while milking them....of course...there were probably a few incidents beforehand....oy.

Who came up with the idea that perhaps, if you rub two pieces of wood fast enough, that eventually, something would happen?


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Old 03-03-2009, 11:40 AM   #2216
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The same person who thought that if you rub one piece of wood fast (and long) enough, something will happen.

Is there a purpose to the enormity of a rat's testicles?


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Old 03-03-2009, 01:18 PM   #2217
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No, it makes it easier to shoot the rat...just point the gun or bow and arrow or spear at the huge thingy...and voila, you'll have rat for dinner, and that is why.

Is there a reason for the huge amount of dung produced by cows?


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Old 03-04-2009, 01:17 AM   #2218
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Yes. They are building a dung based rocket propulsion system, for their colonisation of Moopiter

Is it unwise to sleep with a short tempered wasp's wife?

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Old 03-04-2009, 01:26 AM   #2219
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Yes, you never know, but that wasp's wife may be the queen...and you know how they are...

Is it wise to create a machine that makes animals smarter and therefore do your bidding?


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Old 03-04-2009, 01:33 AM   #2220
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No. If they were truly smarter, they'd be plotting conquest and revolution!

If a bunch of caterpillars and a gang of millipedes and centipedes played cards, who would have the unfair advantage?

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Old 03-04-2009, 11:46 AM   #2221
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The Gang of Millipedes and Centipedes, because a Gang is larger than a Bunch.

Why is there a NumPad in the first place?


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Old 03-04-2009, 12:19 PM   #2222
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Well, the numpad is their for the numskulls that fail to notice the huge set of numbers before them, hence, numpad.

Why can't computers activate when you speak to them, therefore making the mouse and keyboard, obsolete?


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Old 03-04-2009, 01:56 PM   #2223
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Because that's sci-fi not reality...

Why do people always mix up their, there, and they're?


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I don't want to get my hopes up, but it's like the planets are aligning or something.
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Old 03-04-2009, 02:01 PM   #2224
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Because they're filled with their funny gas over there...Duh...

Why do people get confused with words?


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Old 03-04-2009, 03:22 PM   #2225
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Because words are confusing.

Why are Milk Duds still in business?


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Old 03-04-2009, 03:33 PM   #2226
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Because Milk Duds are corrupt, they bribe government officials to stay in buisness..isn't it obvious?

How old are chocolate chip cookies?


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Old 03-04-2009, 04:18 PM   #2227
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As old as the corrupt Milk Duds, of course.

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Old 03-04-2009, 04:33 PM   #2228
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I don't know you tell me...

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Old 03-04-2009, 04:35 PM   #2229
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Because the government was too lazy to change the standards after the calculator and Internet were invented.

Why does cheese taste so good?
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Old 03-04-2009, 05:17 PM   #2230
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Because the Brightwood Demon Door demands it.

Do we all live in a yellow submarine?

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Old 03-04-2009, 05:40 PM   #2231
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No, it's exclusive for stoned 60's pop legends.

Is there another word for synonym?

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Old 03-04-2009, 06:50 PM   #2232
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Yes, metonym.

Is there a dessert that combines Milk Duds and Chocolate Chip Cookies?


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Old 03-04-2009, 06:56 PM   #2233
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Yes, it's called.....Milk Duds with Chocolate Chip Cookies.

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Old 03-04-2009, 08:05 PM   #2234
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My second cousin's brother's uncle's pet monkey's boss was found on the steps of a church as a baby, so no one knows who his mother is. =(

What is the Fibonacci sequence backwards?


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Old 03-04-2009, 08:17 PM   #2235
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It is: iccanobiF. There you go!

What is the Fibonacci sequence sideways!?


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Old 03-05-2009, 12:23 AM   #2236
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Lying Tostitos with Cheese.

What is really put in bologna?


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Old 03-05-2009, 08:17 PM   #2237
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Supposely pork but probably rat feces, human hair and dead insects are allowed as well.

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Old 03-05-2009, 09:13 PM   #2238
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Well salt water fish do...

Is it use crying over spilt milk?


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Old 03-05-2009, 11:22 PM   #2239
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No,though mixing milk with human tears might have an interesting taste.

Why does every depiction of Coruscant in a Star Wars game always feel so limited?

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Old 03-06-2009, 10:25 AM   #2240
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Because every depiction of Coruscant in a Star Wars game is so limited.

Why do women pluck their eyebrows but shudder when they see a bird being plucked?


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