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Old 03-06-2009, 12:02 PM   #2241
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Because they think that birds have feelings, as opposed to eyebrows...BUT THEY ARE WRONG!

Why is it that every time something awesome happens, something bad happens to prevent that awesomeness?


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Old 03-06-2009, 03:52 PM   #2242
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Because that is the natural order of things, as stated by the Chaos Theory. Inversely, if too much of one thing occurs, it will eventually bottom (or top?) out and stabilize.

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Old 03-06-2009, 08:11 PM   #2243
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Because eyebrows are unable to voice their opinions, otherwise, the human race would be graced by their great knowledgable and philosophical beings....that, and plucking makes them look...inhuman.

Why can't eyebrows have rights!?


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Old 03-07-2009, 01:46 AM   #2244
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Because not everyone has them

When will the Monkey Comet appear next in our galaxy?

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Old 03-07-2009, 01:02 PM   #2245
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Well, when pigs fly

That reminds me, when is the coming of the cosmic tulip?


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Old 03-07-2009, 03:21 PM   #2246
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Right after the coming of the cosmic orchid, obviously!

Why didn't you know that!?


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Old 03-07-2009, 10:44 PM   #2247
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Well, I have only studied in the age of Tulipian chapter 7, you know, after the daisy invasion?

When will the daisies come?


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Old 03-07-2009, 10:45 PM   #2248
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The daisies never come, CommanderQ.

The daisies never come.


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Old 03-07-2009, 10:46 PM   #2249
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THAT IS WHY THEY NEVER COME!

When will the age of ultimate flowery knowledge come??


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Old 03-07-2009, 10:50 PM   #2250
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It's already here, you just don't know it yet.

Why does bottled water that has filtered through mountains for years and years have a use by date?


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Old 03-07-2009, 10:53 PM   #2251
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Ummm....maybe because this special water is in fact...smuggled and actually not as quality filled as believed....oh no...

Why is it that milk actually tastes better if it is left alone for two weeks?


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Old 03-07-2009, 10:55 PM   #2252
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Because you're seriously fuc*ed up.

Why do people buy the nintendo wii?


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Old 03-07-2009, 10:57 PM   #2253
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Because, commercials are actually apart of a government plan to take over people's minds...the Wii was simply a test....BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Why do people even like the Wii?


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Old 03-07-2009, 11:05 PM   #2254
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Because it gives them something to play with. That's right, I said it.

Why do people like asking stupid questions?


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Old 03-08-2009, 08:59 AM   #2255
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Because it brings them closer to the maker

Who invented spatial distortion parallel cookies?

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Old 03-08-2009, 03:37 PM   #2256
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You did. And I am going to eat those cookies.

What are your favorite spacial distortion cookies?


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Old 03-09-2009, 01:24 PM   #2257
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The ones with choc chip event horizons

Where can a mouse join a fight club and not be discriminated against for his size?

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Old 03-09-2009, 04:15 PM   #2258
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Probably PETA.

Where can I find a prize-fighting mouse?


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Old 03-09-2009, 05:26 PM   #2259
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Probably at PETA lol.

When will Final Fantasy...be final?



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Old 03-09-2009, 05:54 PM   #2260
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When they come up with....BEGINNING FANTASY!!!

When will that be made?


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Old 03-09-2009, 08:06 PM   #2261
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At the end.

When will the end be?


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Old 03-09-2009, 08:35 PM   #2262
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Ummm....soon...

When will pigs fly?


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Old 03-10-2009, 02:55 AM   #2263
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seen a police helicopter?

When will the invent cars that can run on fossil dinosaurs instead of fossil fuels?

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Old 03-10-2009, 11:58 AM   #2264
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Well, probably after they decide that dinosaurs didn't exist, in other words, probably soon....

When will cars fly?


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Old 03-10-2009, 12:16 PM   #2265
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Around the same time that trucks will fly.

Will Star Wars: Battlefront III be picked up by Pandemic?


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Old 03-10-2009, 12:24 PM   #2266
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Yes, and we will experience one of the most interesting fps experiences since Mario....that wasn't an fps though.....

Will they ever create a virtual reality game that is similar to...The Matrix?


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Old 03-10-2009, 12:38 PM   #2267
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A game where you pretend you are in a movie trilogy that increasingly gets worse? Not sure if it'll take off...!

when will nvidia release the Geforce ZZZ 9999999999999999Z9 with 99 Billion MB of RAM? And will it run Crysis99 on max holo resolution?

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Old 03-10-2009, 01:15 PM   #2268
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Probably when they decide that Crysis is obsolete....

When will super-computers be considered every day items?


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Old 03-10-2009, 05:35 PM   #2269
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when they are used for everyday tasks, like going to the loo.

When will horses excel in the field of Astrophysics?

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Old 03-10-2009, 06:08 PM   #2270
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Probably when frogs decide that the theory of Relativity is wrong, and they create their own.

Why can some questions be so stupid?


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Old 03-10-2009, 08:07 PM   #2271
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Why does Pandemic make crappy games?


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Old 03-10-2009, 08:47 PM   #2272
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THEY ARE NOT CRAPPY!! HOW DARE YOU CURSE THE NAME OF PANDEMIC!

Why are WW2 games so cool?


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Old 03-10-2009, 09:22 PM   #2273
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You're confusing cool with overdone.

Why are all of BioWare's games awesome?

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Old 03-10-2009, 09:32 PM   #2274
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Because it plays up to the common mind in a conformist way.

Why must we play this game?


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Old 03-11-2009, 10:05 AM   #2275
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Because Warcraft III has become a bore

Do you need a good graphics card to play a game with ultra high quality box graphics

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Old 03-11-2009, 10:25 AM   #2276
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Nope, you don't cuz' everything they tell you is a lie.....

Do you need a computer to play Crysis?


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Old 03-11-2009, 10:49 AM   #2277
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No, you need a monstrosity.

Do you need a life to play SWBF2?


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Old 03-11-2009, 10:52 AM   #2278
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Yes, that way you don't die automatically.

Do you need a brain to game?


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Old 03-11-2009, 12:25 PM   #2279
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No, just listen to ventrilo, and you'll agree with me.

Does it make sense for a chimney to rape a bear if the bear has a human son?

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Old 03-11-2009, 01:10 PM   #2280
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No. Nor does it make sense in any other way.

Will flying pigs ever be capable of super-sonic flight?


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