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Old 04-03-2009, 02:10 PM   #2401
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They make good eating.

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Old 04-03-2009, 02:16 PM   #2402
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:29 PM   #2403
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:32 PM   #2404
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Good question.

The best game in the world. What is it?


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Old 04-03-2009, 06:27 PM   #2405
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Life. It's great, but you only get one spawn, and it's VERY expensive.

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Old 04-03-2009, 10:36 PM   #2406
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I am in the Company of Both. Isn't that evident?

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Old 04-03-2009, 10:40 PM   #2407
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I don't know that! *gets flung to death!*

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Old 04-03-2009, 10:43 PM   #2408
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South African or North European?

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Old 04-03-2009, 10:44 PM   #2409
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We found them on the ground.

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Old 04-04-2009, 11:47 AM   #2410
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To stop this ridiculous outbreak of Monty Python, which, as some of you may remember, we have already been through!

Where's my money?


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Old 04-04-2009, 11:50 AM   #2411
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Used to the good cause of putting Monty Python questions on the internet.

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Old 04-04-2009, 12:22 PM   #2412
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Arthur, King of the Britons!

What is your favourite colour?

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Old 04-04-2009, 12:28 PM   #2413
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Blue!

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Old 04-04-2009, 01:02 PM   #2414
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I seek the grail?

Where would you find coconuts in 10th Century England?

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Old 04-04-2009, 01:07 PM   #2415
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I'm pretty sure a swallow dropped them....

How would swallow do that???


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Old 04-04-2009, 05:44 PM   #2416
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It would have to be one big mouth and one big digestive system, and one very big butthole.

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Old 04-04-2009, 06:08 PM   #2417
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Stick one end of a mackerel in your mouth, and set the other end on fire.

Is that the basic definition of smoking?

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Old 04-04-2009, 11:40 PM   #2418
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No, a normal person doesn't use a mackerel.

Is a horse mackerel boisterous?


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Old 04-05-2009, 04:28 AM   #2419
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Yes, it keeps trying to mount mare mackerel

Is Owl Mackerel wise?

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Old 04-05-2009, 11:06 AM   #2420
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Nope. It is very dumb. The Mackerel Q is very wise.

How wise is the Mackerel Q?


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Old 04-05-2009, 11:12 AM   #2421
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Not as wise as the Mackerel R, or S for that matter. Mackerel T has a PhD and Mackerel U and W are Astronauts. Mackerel X disappeared after making a momentous discovery in the field of Physics, and Mackerel Y and Z now exist only as pure thought.

When did monkey realise that his friend, Rabbit would outsmart him in a game of dice?

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Old 04-05-2009, 11:29 AM   #2422
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Because Rabbit cheated, using his friend, the fox, as an observer. That, and he had illegal stimulants.

What were these illegl stimulants?


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Old 04-05-2009, 11:45 AM   #2423
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Badger, mushroom, and snake.

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Old 04-05-2009, 11:51 AM   #2424
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No, that would be Sir NumLock.

Who is NumLock's liege lord?


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Old 04-05-2009, 11:58 AM   #2425
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Caps Lock.

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Old 04-05-2009, 04:18 PM   #2426
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Top Hat's lock.

And if I don't want to?


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Old 04-06-2009, 04:30 AM   #2427
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Old 04-06-2009, 10:27 AM   #2428
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Left is left. His older brother Right had gone to see a man about a dog.

Why do conjurers make for poor goat wranglers?

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Old 04-06-2009, 10:29 AM   #2429
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Well, it must have something to do with the fact that goats don't listen to their magical ways...they in fact eat them.

Why do they eat them?


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Old 04-06-2009, 04:44 PM   #2430
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They taste good.

What's harder: being Catholic and gay, or being a Jehovah's Witness and a Vampire?

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Old 04-06-2009, 04:46 PM   #2431
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I'm going to have to go with the gay Catholic.

What's harder: being Catholic and gay, or being a Jehovah's Witness and a Vampire?
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:54 PM   #2432
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Ummm....I'm going to go with Yoda on this one...

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Old 04-08-2009, 07:05 AM   #2433
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Actually, a granite slab is harder than all of those.

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Old 04-09-2009, 12:59 AM   #2434
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Very dull.

What is the point of 'huffing'?


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Deployed by Big Bad Wolves as a counterpart to 'puffing' ?

Where will Owl and Lesbian have their ultimate death match?

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Old 04-09-2009, 11:35 AM   #2436
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Probably after the hunter shoots the owl with a shotgun, and the Lesbian gets hit by a truck....then they can have their Death Match in......go left, turn right, go up the stairs, look for the door on the far left, third one down, open the door, and there....wait...wrong room

What is the right room?


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Only if there are cops around

When the United Federation of Intergalactic Badger Overlords Meet at Seti Alpha Prime, decreeing violent war, what will be the color of the tablecloth they will sit amidst ?

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Old 04-10-2009, 12:47 PM   #2439
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It will not be a regular cloth. It will be a Badger Skin.

What is that symbolic of?


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Old 04-10-2009, 12:48 PM   #2440
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Badgers.

Wouldn't they be more respectful of badgers?

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