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Old 05-05-2009, 12:36 PM   #2521
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When it is too much. Simple.

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Old 05-05-2009, 08:08 PM   #2522
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It's fun.

Why does chicken not taste like chicken when everything else does?

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Old 05-05-2009, 08:17 PM   #2523
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If that were true, chicken wouldn't be chicken, therefore, nothing is at it seems, therefore the universe might as well explode. Which would be pretty cool for a few seconds.

Why does mac and cheese totally rock?
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:20 PM   #2524
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The world is not as it seems, so while it doesn't *totally* rock, it amkes you *think it totally rocks* which is just as good for a few minutes.

Who the **** keep playing that music, every time I say "sugar Bear"?! (hint "big money hustlas" near the end)


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Old 05-05-2009, 11:54 PM   #2525
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Noone. It's all in your head.

Am I WTFy enough for you?

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Old 05-05-2009, 11:54 PM   #2526
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Ummmm...is this a trick question?

Repeat, is this a trick question?


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Old 05-06-2009, 01:11 AM   #2527
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Uhh no this is a trick question: to fart or not to fart....who stole that part?

Why can't people in this country drive?


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Old 05-06-2009, 01:17 AM   #2528
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B/c most of us aren't into golf.

Drive where?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 05-06-2009, 01:46 AM   #2529
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To disneyland of course.

Where is my prosciutto pizza, dammit?


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Old 05-06-2009, 11:44 AM   #2530
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It has developed legs and run away.

Where is my double barreled pizza of pepperoni!!???


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Old 05-07-2009, 02:17 AM   #2531
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It doesn't exist.

Why does GTA:SWCity seem to think I'm a girl?

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Old 05-07-2009, 03:39 AM   #2532
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'Cuz yer avatar looks mighty purdy when I get drunk.


Why are there no rats in my garbage?!?!?!


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Old 05-07-2009, 03:43 AM   #2533
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Cause the cockroaches et 'em.

How many rats can a cockroach eat if a cockroach would eat rats?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 05-07-2009, 03:50 AM   #2534
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Uhh...the square root of negative one divided by the answer to quadratic (7x^2)+(57x)+90/2*89.172 number of rats, of course.

Why is it in this precinct I'm surrounded either by corrupt cops on Sweets' payroll, or incompetent pidgeon faced ****s like Harry Cox?


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Old 05-07-2009, 05:44 AM   #2535
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You should pick your friends more carefully.

How come the Pink Panther is so blue?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:19 AM   #2536
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You'd be like that too if you had to be Pink all day.

Why must the Pink Panther be Pink???


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Old 05-09-2009, 02:22 AM   #2537
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B/C it would not be pink otherwise.

Why is it that every time I have to give someone a cavity search, they squirm?


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Old 05-09-2009, 11:29 PM   #2538
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Be on the receiving end for once and you'll see why.

Why is Pink Floyd not Pink?

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Old 05-10-2009, 02:43 AM   #2539
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Because he's too Floydian.

Why is the grass green?


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Old 05-10-2009, 04:56 AM   #2540
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Why is it every time I drink gasoline I always **** my pants?


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Old 05-10-2009, 05:17 AM   #2541
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Because you like to smell really bad.

Why do you like to smell sooo bad?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-10-2009, 01:56 PM   #2542
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WHAT!? I didn't know! WAHHHHHHH!! *Runs away*

Why do you smell so bad?


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Old 05-10-2009, 06:31 PM   #2543
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B/c I was standing downwind of you.

Who's the boss?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-10-2009, 07:53 PM   #2544
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I am. Get me my newspaper and my cigar, dammit!


What is it you wish, dumb one?


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Old 05-10-2009, 10:26 PM   #2545
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I am your tax collector. I want your money, but seeing as you won't give it, these fine gentlemen with AK-47s will not let you pay anymore taxes. Permanently.

What is it, meatbag?


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Old 05-10-2009, 10:41 PM   #2546
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HK-47 wants his quote back. And trust me, he'll take it.

What is it not?
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Old 05-10-2009, 10:43 PM   #2547
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It isn't what it isn't.

Why is it not?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:04 AM   #2548
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Well, it is not because it's not, it's because it's SNOT!

Why does Totenkopf drink?


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Old 05-11-2009, 07:54 AM   #2549
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It's the only way GTA makes any sense.

Why the @#$* do you care whether the Road Runner ever gets caught by Wily E Coyote or not?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-11-2009, 11:36 AM   #2550
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Because if we didn't, then the cartoon wouldn't be cool, or even successful....it has brainwashed us....

Why does GTA not make sense when Totenkopf doesn't drink?


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Old 05-11-2009, 04:20 PM   #2551
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Because when Totenkopf doesn't drink, you do.

Why is that?

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Old 05-11-2009, 05:09 PM   #2552
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B/C Totenkopf has designated himself a special time to drink. It isn't that I don't make sense, it's that you're just not sober enough.

Why is it that every time I come here, Commander Q is ruining stuff?


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Old 05-11-2009, 05:11 PM   #2553
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He secretly wants you dead.

Why not get it over with then?

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Old 05-11-2009, 05:13 PM   #2554
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B/C it's already over with.


What is the meaning of having a meaning?


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Old 05-11-2009, 05:28 PM   #2555
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To ruin you. I have succeeded. That is meaning.

It isn't over with. Why are you trying to stop me?


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Old 05-11-2009, 05:28 PM   #2556
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To confuse people.

What is mother doing in that tree over there?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 05-11-2009, 05:33 PM   #2557
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Not something we should know about.

What made you see that??


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Old 05-11-2009, 05:38 PM   #2558
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Must be all the crack.


Why is it every time wicked clowns gouge out their eyes with ice picks, they can't see for **** until they regen their eyeballs?


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Old 05-11-2009, 05:39 PM   #2559
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Temporary hysterical blindness.

When are you going to make GTA clean out his monkey cages?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:45 PM   #2560
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Never, besides, all those monkeys kind of follow me around just 'cuz... and breed prolificly...

Why is it every Thursday, Anderson comes and orders Large fries, pie, and large coffee, before he goes to the foot doctor?


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