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Old 07-19-2009, 12:02 AM   #2761
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:04 AM   #2762
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Because Garbage tastes good.

Why are my questions so stupid?


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Old 07-19-2009, 12:46 AM   #2763
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Take a look at the thread name.

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Old 07-19-2009, 05:40 AM   #2764
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Only if you're paranoid on every third tuesday of a leap year.

Why do monkeys like to flip their crap at Te Mirdala Mand'alor?


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Old 07-19-2009, 11:53 AM   #2765
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Te Mirdala Mand'alor just provides such a tempting target of dung. That is why the monkeys cannot resist.

Bob hates monkeys. Why did he allow them to exist?


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Old 07-19-2009, 11:57 AM   #2766
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Because the police took away his firearms license.

Why can't I fop till I drop?






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Old 07-19-2009, 12:06 PM   #2767
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Your fop will wobble but it won't drop down.

Will the dung flinging monkeys ever leave me alone?

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Old 07-19-2009, 12:16 PM   #2768
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No. The Gypsy Emperor cursed you after you blamed the monkeys for your problems.

Why can't I conquer the world?


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Old 07-19-2009, 12:20 PM   #2769
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Because I won't let you. I already did. You are in my Matrix.

How were some people smart enough to get out of the Matrix?

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Old 07-19-2009, 02:22 PM   #2770
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Shiny happy pills, solve all of life's problems and bring you even more of them. Untillmonkeys fling a flaming ball of crap and destroy the main power...then they emerge victorious!

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Because the police took away his firearms license.
Bob must be a little cynical.
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How did Bob pwn Mr Buzzcut?


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Old 07-19-2009, 03:47 PM   #2771
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He made him his bitch. Bob just rolls that way.

Is Bob so powerful that he can make a rock even he can't lift?


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 07-19-2009, 07:13 PM   #2772
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No. Bob is too cool to make rocks.

Why is Bob so uber-powerful?

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Old 07-20-2009, 12:12 AM   #2773
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Why ask why.

Is stupid is as stupid does?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 07-20-2009, 12:15 AM   #2774
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Depends on when stupid is, and what its doing

When is where when who is here?

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Old 07-20-2009, 02:30 AM   #2775
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Third base.

Is you is or is you ain't a ........?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-20-2009, 11:40 AM   #2776
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Is you is, or is you ain't my baby (tell me girl)

Who is how, when he is here, and why is where?

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Old 07-20-2009, 11:43 AM   #2777
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Bob.

Bob is when here is there?


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Old 07-20-2009, 11:45 AM   #2778
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No, Bob is there when here is why.

Who, what, when, where, why?

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Old 07-20-2009, 11:48 AM   #2779
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Because.

That is where we are when later is there?


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Old 07-20-2009, 11:52 AM   #2780
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No, here is when we are, and later is over there.

WHO IS SPARTACUS???!!!

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Old 07-20-2009, 11:57 AM   #2781
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I AM!!

So we conquer the Romans?


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Old 07-20-2009, 11:59 AM   #2782
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After I go to the bathroom.

When in Rome?

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Old 07-20-2009, 12:01 PM   #2783
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Do what the Romans do.

What should I have for Breakfast?


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Old 07-20-2009, 12:02 PM   #2784
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Farm fresh eggs (watch out for bloody embryos in the pan)

Anybody wanna see a picture of a bloody embryo (chicken) in a pan?

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Old 07-20-2009, 12:06 PM   #2785
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No thank you, my savage bloodthirstiness moment already hit me

Anybody wanna shoot a large cow???!!


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Old 07-20-2009, 12:22 PM   #2786
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Stay away from my farm!!!

Why did I say that? We don't have cows.

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Old 07-20-2009, 12:26 PM   #2787
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It's because you guys wish you had cows.

Fear the sheep?


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Old 07-20-2009, 12:27 PM   #2788
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No. Both of them are big woolly chickens.

Fear the rooster?

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Old 07-20-2009, 12:41 PM   #2789
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No, because the woolly chickens are comin.'

There are killer chickens?


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Old 07-20-2009, 12:47 PM   #2790
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Yeah. The mean rooster.

Will you ever run out of potato chips and have to leave your panzer?

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Old 07-20-2009, 04:23 PM   #2791
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I don't have a panzer, and I don't have potato chips; I have Zagnut.

Why's millia's hair so ungodly ridiculously long?


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Old 07-20-2009, 04:52 PM   #2792
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B/c she hasn't had a bikini wax in a looonnnng time.

Where do we come up with all this stuff?


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Old 07-20-2009, 04:54 PM   #2793
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The Mighty Bob puts random things in our minds....it's a conspiracy!!!!

How did that happen?


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Old 07-20-2009, 05:03 PM   #2794
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Because Bob needed to do something fast: all butt-head's good ideas came from his...y'know...big thing. Uhuhuhuh-huhuh-huhuh. We were being influenced of something.

What's wrong with pruning the house?


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Old 07-20-2009, 05:17 PM   #2795
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Everything!! The house was never meant to be pruned!!! Only ancient houses can be pruned....and not explode of pure humility!!!

None of this making sense???


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Old 07-20-2009, 05:34 PM   #2796
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Yes, on the planet Veltron in the Gamma Nexus quadrant in a parallel galaxy.

Why are you still here?


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Old 07-20-2009, 05:38 PM   #2797
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Because space and time have placed me here using majestic powers of awesomeness. Oh, and peanut butter.

POP QUIZ!!! What do you think?


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Old 07-20-2009, 06:08 PM   #2798
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POP ANSWER!!! I don't.

POP QUIZ!!! Why?

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Old 07-20-2009, 06:25 PM   #2799
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POP ANSWER!! Because they're so annoying!!! Bwahaha!

What is your quest?


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Old 07-20-2009, 08:42 PM   #2800
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