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Old 09-10-2009, 01:30 AM   #2881
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To ward off evil spirits like yourself.

Why do you watch Beavis and Butthead all day long?


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Old 09-10-2009, 01:38 AM   #2882
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Don't ask yourself questions in this thread man!

What if you were an NPC in KotOR? (<- that's a stupid question)
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:42 AM   #2883
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I'd make sure that you were Deadeye Duncan.

Where is south of nowhere?


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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:43 AM   #2884
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North of South-Nowhere (everybody knows that you goof!)

What is that?!
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:46 AM   #2885
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It is what it is.

Is you is?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:48 AM   #2886
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...or is you ain't my baby!

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:52 AM   #2887
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Because.

Whay would you even ask that?


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Old 09-10-2009, 01:52 AM   #2888
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Why do you ask? (<- Question and answer)
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:56 AM   #2889
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Because? (same)


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:58 AM   #2890
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So? (<- again)
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:00 AM   #2891
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What? (ditto)


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:02 AM   #2892
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Who said that? (<- once more)
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:03 AM   #2893
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<fart>

Say what again?


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Old 09-10-2009, 02:09 AM   #2894
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*pulls out pistol and shoots GTA*


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:11 AM   #2895
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Was that a stupid question?
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:17 AM   #2896
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Yes.

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Old 09-10-2009, 03:10 AM   #2897
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When I was in a dryer, I made my pants dirtier while my face looked like a sock to the outside.

Why are there only stupid questions and answers here?


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Old 09-10-2009, 05:43 AM   #2898
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4 score and 7 brain cells ago.

Shoulda, coulda, didja ya?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 12:11 PM   #2899
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Yo mamma.


Could-e, could we, could he, could be, coochiecoochiecoo, could she?


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Old 09-10-2009, 02:03 PM   #2900
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Same to you pall!

To be or not to be...

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Old 09-10-2009, 08:54 PM   #2901
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I don't know, so let's about asking the she.

How many fart bombs does it take to do the michael jackson?


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Old 09-10-2009, 08:55 PM   #2902
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3 and a half.

Should I get an afro?

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Old 09-10-2009, 08:58 PM   #2903
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If you don't mind being called "pubie head" by all the other freaks of the world. Considering you're home schooled, I don't see that being a problem...

What time is it when the rooster decides to give you the wake up call?


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Old 09-10-2009, 08:59 PM   #2904
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Usually 3:00 PM.

Should I keep the big one?

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Old 09-10-2009, 09:03 PM   #2905
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You must do what your conscience tells you. Personally that is okay with me as long as she is good lookin' to you. .......If not.........

At what point does stupidity cease to amaze?


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Old 09-10-2009, 09:10 PM   #2906
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When it strikes twice in the same place.

On four dimensions. =O

Why is it that most of my professors in my testerone-driven field are female?


Let's kill ourselves.

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Old 09-12-2009, 08:34 PM   #2907
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Because you slipped something into their drinks, you fiend.

What if you were known as king teabags?


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Old 09-12-2009, 11:41 PM   #2908
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I'd strive to be a very good King.

Should I have 42 rolls of Duct Tape at any given time?

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Old 09-13-2009, 10:59 PM   #2909
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Yes, you never know when it's time to mummify a douchebag.

Have you golfed the "bunghole in one" course?


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Old 09-13-2009, 11:19 PM   #2910
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I wanted too, but my girlfriend thought it would hurt. =/

What do you think I was implying in my answer?


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Old 09-14-2009, 04:59 PM   #2911
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It wasn't anything to do with a golf course. That's fo sho. ...well, except if you consider golf balls and a golf club and doing the 2 point with...errrrm, nevermind. I'll just say you have ass-pirations to be a proctologist of some sort.

Where'd you ****ing GO?!?!?!?!?! (Hint: Yelling at cats/angry cat man.)I'm sooo gonna be called a son of a ***** for that.


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Old 09-19-2009, 10:26 AM   #2912
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SON OF A *****!!!! I was behind YOU!!!!!


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Old 09-19-2009, 04:17 PM   #2913
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In that little baggie. Sorry, I stepped on it.

Who is cornholio?


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Old 09-19-2009, 05:15 PM   #2914
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The Follower of bunghole....DUH!

Where is my chocolate milk! GIVE IT BACK DANG IT!


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Old 09-19-2009, 09:14 PM   #2915
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It's in the toilet.

How much cocaine does Mr Snufalufagus (sp?) snort in any given day?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-20-2009, 01:55 AM   #2916
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43.5 Kilos/7 shouldget you your answer there, buddy.

Who reminds you most of a hutt?


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Old 09-20-2009, 04:10 AM   #2917
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Pizza.

Where is north of nowhere?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:02 AM   #2918
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south of somewhere.


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Old 09-20-2009, 11:39 AM   #2919
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Poison Gas, let's see how long you can hold your breath.

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Old 09-20-2009, 11:42 AM   #2920
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