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Old 10-02-2009, 09:22 AM   #3001
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it would just be a trick and we would all team up with Wales and Ireland and attack them from two sides!


What if we won?



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Old 10-03-2009, 03:44 AM   #3002
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They'd have to get in a trash fight with a group of horny monkeys.

What if it was raining dead raccoons and pianos out of the sky?


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Old 10-03-2009, 05:14 AM   #3003
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I would make a great big wind macjine and send it all to GTA's house....


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Old 10-04-2009, 01:57 AM   #3004
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It already is, it's called testosterone. So you can teabag your unconscious adversaries.

What if you could deck the halls wiff barf'd up holly?


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Old 10-05-2009, 02:06 AM   #3005
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It already is, it's called testosterone. So you can teabag your unconscious adversaries.

What if you could deck the halls wiff barf'd up holly?
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Someone had to do it in this thread, man.


What if I could control everything you did in life, and only you, with you being in the illusion of self-control?


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Old 10-06-2009, 10:20 PM   #3006
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As both my answer and question, how do I know that isn't the case?

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Old 10-07-2009, 11:13 AM   #3007
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^^^Because you can still think for yourself as you smack the bejesus outta him with a light pole.

Why did Anakin cross the road and then cross back?


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Old 10-07-2009, 12:05 PM   #3008
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^^Because Yoda told him to

Why did Yoda told him to croos the road and then cross back?



Bink's Sake

"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 10-07-2009, 12:43 PM   #3009
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Testing obedience.

Wouldn't he have better things to do?

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Old 10-08-2009, 09:11 PM   #3010
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Yes he does, in the jedi toolshed.

Is the customer just a clueless moron or a downright stupid @$$ dumb-****ing idiot? (PAAAAArdon my language. )


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Old 10-08-2009, 10:41 PM   #3011
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Yes.

No?


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Old 10-13-2009, 06:37 PM   #3012
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Rather, maybe, perhaps, quiet so.

Question is, if, what if?


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Old 10-14-2009, 12:33 AM   #3013
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Answer is why not.

Where is it?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:10 PM   #3014
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You mean Red's foot? You might check Kelso's arse if you haven't already.

Who is the square root of 41.66893?


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Old 10-25-2009, 09:55 PM   #3015
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What for?

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Old 10-26-2009, 05:39 AM   #3016
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It's a need to know basis and you don't need to know.

If it rains cats and dogs, what comes down when it snows?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:49 PM   #3017
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Jackasses.

Whose money?


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Old 10-26-2009, 06:32 PM   #3018
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Not his >_>

I can haz cheeseburger?

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Old 10-28-2009, 10:44 AM   #3019
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Not unless you go to Mars.

Is a zombie a real zombie if it won't eat brains?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-28-2009, 04:38 PM   #3020
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I dunno, I thought they ate flesh indiscriminantly, but I do suppose Zombies could be picky.

Is scabies really scabies anymore once you've gotten rid of it?


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Old 10-28-2009, 05:13 PM   #3021
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Do I look like a doctor to you?

Why do girls automatically ignore guys who are Star Wars fans? =_=

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Old 10-28-2009, 08:40 PM   #3022
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'Coz we're too much man for them.


How many times?


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Old 01-10-2010, 08:35 PM   #3023
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Is it normal for my laptop's keyboard to burn my fingertips?

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Old 01-11-2010, 05:32 AM   #3024
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Yes. Especially if the burn is from hotsauce because you like spicy foods while you play these silly forum games.

Why is Samus snapping on a glove and looking at me funny? What does she mean by roto rooter to the back of the teeth under the mistletoe?


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Old 01-13-2010, 02:44 PM   #3025
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Hey, don't judge her b/c she's given up action-herodom to become a deranged dental hygenist. People have to find some kind of work to pay the bills.

What are we doing here again?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:42 PM   #3026
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Dunno maybe you should ask Toten.

What kind of emotion is this:



Bink's Sake

"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:51 PM   #3027
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If mesmerised counts as an emotion, that.

Is the high price of cocoa a good reason to shoot a duck?

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Old 01-13-2010, 06:10 PM   #3028
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Yeah, I always liked duck's blood in my hot water/milk as a stand in when I'm outta cocoa.

Get in *what* barn? I don't see any barn...


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Old 01-13-2010, 07:27 PM   #3029
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I haven't the slightest idea.

What is the exact relationship between bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica?

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Old 01-13-2010, 08:32 PM   #3030
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I'd rather not be close to any of them.

Why am I listening to Eminem singing about presumably pedophilia set to the tune of The Lost Woods from Zelda?

Here it is in case you thought I was spewing BS:
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:14 PM   #3031
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Because you are an eminem fanboy, which I don't imagine Texans like very much.

Why is it that every time I roll-call Daniel Buttkiss' name for this class you have to laugh? It's been 7 effing months! It isn't funny anymore!


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Old 01-13-2010, 09:26 PM   #3032
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Because they're immature.
Also, in response to your post:
Actually, I'm not an eminem fanboy, actually, I don't really like rap.
At all.
Urluckyday does though.

Anyway:
Why are you here on Lucasforums?


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Old 01-13-2010, 09:32 PM   #3033
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Originally b/c I had wishes for a kotor 3.


Why is that butt monkey up on your shoulder?


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Old 01-14-2010, 08:39 AM   #3034
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Because I can't get it off.

Why banana?



Bink's Sake

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Old 01-14-2010, 02:56 PM   #3035
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Because that's what boat George came in on. (Loony people!)

What is a bunghole in one?


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Old 01-14-2010, 03:40 PM   #3036
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Cornholio!

Why must he have tp for his bunghole?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 01-14-2010, 04:24 PM   #3037
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He would hate for his bungholio to get polio.


Where is cornholio from?


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Old 01-14-2010, 05:00 PM   #3038
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I'm not sure I want to know.

Did I have a dream, or did the dream have me?

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Old 01-14-2010, 06:15 PM   #3039
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Yes.

If yes, why?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:00 PM   #3040
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Dreams are normal.

What do you question more: my sanity, or my sexuality?

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