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Old 01-15-2010, 05:45 PM   #3041
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Neither.

What is monkeyspank divided by 121.48?


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Old 01-15-2010, 05:49 PM   #3042
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Error.

Does this mean that you've already come to the conclusion that I'm a bisexual madman?

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Old 01-15-2010, 06:04 PM   #3043
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Over time, yes. I learned the first one on the get-go with a failed attempt at creeping you out. The other...well, it takes a certain kind of person to tolerate my obnoxiousnes and for one reason or another I've been put into the "slightly mad" pile. (And have I got a story or two to tell you about highschool.)

What happens when you put garlic, avocadoes, red onions, red chille peppers, tomatoes, basil, and lime in together and blend it?


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Old 01-16-2010, 04:27 PM   #3044
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Something that noone in their right mind, and few people in their wrong mind, would go anywhere near.

How many problems can I solve simply by whacking them with a wrench?

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Old 01-16-2010, 04:55 PM   #3045
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Depends on the size of the wrench and how hard your swing is.

Where do I find that kind of wrench?


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Old 01-16-2010, 09:16 PM   #3046
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Tom Anderson's toolshed but therein lies another problem as I know that I personally wouldn't go in there after who'se been occupying it. Not without sterilizing equipment anyhow.

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Something that noone in their right mind, and few people in their wrong mind, would go anywhere near.
I beg to differ, as the Trader Joe's make-it-yourself salsa kits are actually bar none in terms of flavor.


What if Deus Ex stopped Bothering PyramidHead87? (Hint: youtube channel) Dual Paradox


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Old 03-05-2010, 08:06 AM   #3047
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I'd start.

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?

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Old 03-06-2010, 12:05 PM   #3048
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They are both good mixed

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Old 03-06-2010, 07:47 PM   #3049
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What happens when you divide by zero?


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Old 03-07-2010, 04:34 PM   #3050
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When dividing by numbers between one and zero, the smaller you go the larger the result. I.E. 1/0.01 = 100 and 1/0.001 = 1000. By actually dividing by zero the result is infinity, which is not a number. Therefore dividing by zero just means that it is impossible to make sense of the answer.

What happens when you multiply by zero?


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Old 03-07-2010, 05:27 PM   #3051
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You get Hallucinations.

Have you asked GTA "What?" lately?


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Old 03-08-2010, 03:25 PM   #3052
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Not that I'm aware of.

Why is it every time I hear Jim Cornette's name I still feel like gouging out his eyes?
(excuse me...*surge grip presses thumbs into Cornette-manequin's eye sockets*


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Old 03-09-2010, 04:44 PM   #3053
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The answer to that question is false

do you like Waffles?




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Old 03-10-2010, 10:34 PM   #3054
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Yes, I like waffle sole shoes sometimes, I like eggo's, even the sight of someone's back when I lay into them with a tire iron.

Who is the biggest jackass of LF?


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Old 03-11-2010, 05:07 AM   #3055
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LF actually has jackasses?

Is Village of the Sand anything like Village of the Damned? (not an aside to GTA, but the actual "dumb" question).


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:16 PM   #3056
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Maybe... I don't know what the village of the damned looks like.

Where does all of that crap go when it leaves your house?


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Old 03-16-2010, 01:38 AM   #3057
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To yours, naturally.

What do you call a vegan cannibal?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-16-2010, 04:00 PM   #3058
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A plant-eating-plant?

Would a carnivorous plant do that if another plant was planted too close?

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Old 03-16-2010, 05:19 PM   #3059
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they would produce super duper carnavorius plant babies and then go on a rampage and kill people before eating Dr. Seus, Horton who hears a Who, and, because they were realy daring, they ate Dr. Who too!

Is Spongebob really yellow?




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Old 03-17-2010, 01:56 AM   #3060
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No, he's beige b/c the cat puked him out.

Why does this cricket keep buzzing around me and getting in my face and stuff?


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Old 03-17-2010, 02:11 AM   #3061
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He's trying to pick a fight.

Why would a cricket want to pick a fight with GTA?


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Old 03-17-2010, 07:57 AM   #3062
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because he is a Smurf

why does barney act like an idiot?




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Old 03-18-2010, 11:41 PM   #3063
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Because he doesn't have someone to knock him out and set him right.

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the biggest dingus of all?


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Old 03-18-2010, 11:47 PM   #3064
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You are. (Yeah, you walked right into that one.)

How does one explain the premise of a show like Boohbah? Or even pitch something like that, for that matter?

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Old 03-19-2010, 06:00 PM   #3065
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Booze and scabies.

What is the difference between smoking crack and smoking crap?


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Old 03-19-2010, 10:38 PM   #3066
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About 3 letters.

Where did you leave your wallet?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 03-19-2010, 10:47 PM   #3067
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The strip club.

Where'd you leave your strip club?


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Old 03-19-2010, 11:59 PM   #3068
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In your backyard.

Why is Hal's back yard so messy?


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Old 03-20-2010, 12:30 AM   #3069
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I chose to use it to store stuff rather than empty space.

Why is GTA picking on my backyard?


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Old 03-20-2010, 01:55 AM   #3070
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Because your back yard is perfect in all its messiness. I just wish you had more mothers back there.

Why is it Hal has no desperate mothers in his back yard?


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Old 03-20-2010, 04:14 AM   #3071
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Mostly b/c they are all dead mothers.

Why is Congress sooooo unpopular?


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Old 03-20-2010, 05:23 PM   #3072
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B/C they are stopping at nothing trying to change the rules of engagement by deprecating the constitution to which they are bound and whittling away at the sovereignty they swore to uphold and protect all the while to pass the version of healthcare they prefer which is the senate's version and not the revised house version.

I guess it's time for William Todd to give them "the look".

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Mostly b/c they are all dead mothers.
Mmm, necrophelia...


Why didn't Hal tell me?


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Old 03-20-2010, 05:40 PM   #3073
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B/c he's merely a prototype of a computer and hasn't been programmed to reveal that information.

What's that monkey doing w/a trebuchet in Hal's backyard?


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Old 03-20-2010, 06:42 PM   #3074
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I'm not programmed to reveal that information, perhaps in a later patch you will know.

What is my OS?


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Old 03-21-2010, 01:59 AM   #3075
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The orders by Sarah Connor to go back into the past and protect John Connor and his lieutenants from T-X on Judgment day. This after killing John Connor in present day, post war.


Why is it every time Hal sees an overweight women who is scantily clad, his observation analog program says "inappropriate"?


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Old 03-21-2010, 02:42 AM   #3076
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Because some things are not appropriate for anything, even time travelling robots.

Why is it that knife fighting is no longer an acceptable form of conflict resolution?


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Old 03-21-2010, 09:48 AM   #3077
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Because too often people cheat and bring guns.

Who brings a gun to a knife fight?

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Old 03-21-2010, 10:48 AM   #3078
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The winners, usually.

Is a bird in the hand actually worth two in the bush?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-21-2010, 11:50 AM   #3079
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That whole system is a bunch of nonsense.

Is a hand in the bush therefore worth three birds?

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Old 03-21-2010, 05:40 PM   #3080
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And you said the first system was nonsense....

Who's on first?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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