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Old 03-21-2010, 09:03 PM   #3081
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Some guy. Still he who loves lost is just another hand in the bush.


Who looks like a biatch?


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Old 04-18-2010, 10:30 PM   #3082
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You do.

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Old 04-19-2010, 09:35 AM   #3083
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its a setting for you.

E=MC2?


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Old 04-20-2010, 12:38 AM   #3084
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That depends.

Why didn't my shaver work? (Hint: misfits scene on big money hustlas)


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Old 04-20-2010, 12:49 AM   #3085
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You forgot to plug it in you stupid ****.

Why did GTA forget to plug in his razor?


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 04-20-2010, 12:57 AM   #3086
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I dunno I must've shaved with that son of a ***** a thousand times.

How many times?


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Old 04-20-2010, 09:22 AM   #3087
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why 999 999 999 times.

How many Jelly beans are in the swimming pool?


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Old 04-20-2010, 06:48 PM   #3088
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Only as many as there needs to be.

Why is your mom asleep on my front lawn?


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Old 04-20-2010, 11:46 PM   #3089
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Shes there because she wasn't tired.

why are you feeling up your mom?


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Old 04-21-2010, 01:40 AM   #3090
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Because my "mom" isn't actually related to me, just like *your* mom isn't either. And you'll be next if you aren't careful.

Why is it every time I'm feeling up their mothers, someone always has a problem with it?


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Old 04-21-2010, 02:14 AM   #3091
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They're jealous.

Why is it every time their mothers are feeling up GTA, someone always has a problem with it?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 04-21-2010, 02:50 AM   #3092
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They don't want to call me daddy.

Why not have hal as your daddy instead?


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Old 04-21-2010, 04:23 AM   #3093
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B/c you've already taken him for yours.

Why does GTA insist on feeling up his own mom in public? Never heard of a motel?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:09 AM   #3094
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Because I already felt up your mom in private.

Why is it every time I start a conquest for feeling up their mothers, people gotta get all bent out of shape about it?


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Old 04-21-2010, 09:29 PM   #3095
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B/c they usually catch you trying to feel up their fathers.

When will GTA give up his father fetish?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:29 AM   #3096
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When my foot finds its way up your ass.


Where is that durf-mcwoofsky going to land?


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Old 04-22-2010, 03:35 AM   #3097
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On Red's shoe......right before it enters your ass.

What would happen if Red had lasers in his shoe?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:37 AM   #3098
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You'd have gotten laser surgery in your colon, apparently.

What about if Ed pissed off Red?


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Old 04-26-2010, 08:53 PM   #3099
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Ed would have Red's shoe stuck in his ass.

What if Red pissed off Ed?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-26-2010, 10:06 PM   #3100
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Ed would learn that not all men are created equal...as he tries to take a swing at Red but misses because he's too fat and slow.

What if Ed kicked "Head" and didn't realize Al Snow was standing right behind him?


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Old 04-27-2010, 04:40 PM   #3101
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Ed would fall victim to the "full pretzel". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suNRW45YDXA

What if I asked a smart question instead of a stupid one?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:05 PM   #3102
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I would still give you a stupid answer.

What if Bayonetta was your mom?


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Old 04-29-2010, 08:35 PM   #3103
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Well, if you tried to feel her up you might be castrated w/o benefit of anesthetic.

What if Dr. Evil were your dad?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:21 PM   #3104
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I wouldn't make the same mistake as his son Scott, I'd still run like beavis on the SNES videogame, and knowing he's the root of all that is evil... I'd hire Clarence Bodicker and his gang to assassinate him.


What if T-101 faced off against Iron Man?


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Old 04-30-2010, 01:54 AM   #3105
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Iron Man > T-101. Nuff said.

Why all the "What If" questions?

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Old 04-30-2010, 02:15 PM   #3106
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Because they still qualify as questions, and monkey fling doodey.

Who would want to have a hentai anime drawn of themselves jumping the bones of Temari?


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Old 04-30-2010, 03:59 PM   #3107
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Probably the same person/people that would want to jump her bones if she were real.

Why ask why?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-30-2010, 05:18 PM   #3108
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Because, answer because.


What are you going to do when I'm done doing your mom?


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Old 05-01-2010, 09:01 AM   #3109
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Force you to do your own mom.

Why would you want to do your own mom anyway?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:28 PM   #3110
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Same reason as you would want to do your own mom.


What would you do if I was R. Kelly?


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Old 06-19-2010, 04:17 AM   #3111
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I'd ask you if you were really R. Kelly.





What if this wasn't a question?


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Old 06-19-2010, 08:44 AM   #3112
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Then it wouldn't be a question.

What if the internet shut down permanently?
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:46 AM   #3113
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I would blame it on you via PM

What if green wouldn't exist?



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Old 06-19-2010, 04:08 PM   #3114
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Someone would invent it.

What if you didn't exist?


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Same reason as you would want to do your own mom.
But.....I'm not doing your own mom. Keep mine out of this you dirty perv or I might have to hire Red to give you a manual colon scan.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 12:12 AM   #3115
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What fun would that be?

What if your own mom didn't exist?

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Old 06-20-2010, 12:41 AM   #3116
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If your own mom didn't exist, you wouldn't have to worry about the affrontery of GTA trying to sex her up.

What if this forum charged $$ to belong to it?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 01:45 AM   #3117
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Than I would ban myself.







What if Jack be nimble and Jack be quick?


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Old 06-20-2010, 01:49 AM   #3118
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Then when he jumps over the flame he won't burn off his prick.

Who da man?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 09:04 AM   #3119
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You da man.

What if there were no badges?



Bink's Sake

"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Why is there a question within this question?


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