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Old 06-20-2010, 01:41 PM   #3121
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For the same reason there's no answer w/in this answer.

Is GTA really a doody throwing ninja monkey general in disguise?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 01:59 PM   #3122
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What is the answer to the answer?


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Old 06-20-2010, 03:55 PM   #3123
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^^ DA GREAT BLACK VOID



What if a frog would crawl out of your monitor, kiss you, get back and then appear as your desktop......



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"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 06-20-2010, 04:15 PM   #3124
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I'd tell my friends about the Miracle Frog, and they would laugh because it's similar to an inside joke of ours.

What would you do if your computer automatically censored all 18+ content you try to view?


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Old 06-20-2010, 05:19 PM   #3125
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I would push the big.............OOOOOOH what does this button do???? *pushes big red button*



What if that big red button wouldn't do anything with 18+ block?



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"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:22 PM   #3126
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^^^The same reasons as always:
1) Why does a dog lick its nads? BECAUSE IT CAN!!!
2) You asked it.

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But.....I'm not doing your own mom. Keep mine out of this you dirty perv or I might have to hire Red to give you a manual colon scan.
Nice one gramps, only took you a month to reply to that.


Why is it that every time I say sugar bear, some buttmunch has to play that ridiculous fanfare? Who the **** keeps playin' that music?


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Old 06-20-2010, 09:38 PM   #3127
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That buttmaunch is Red Forman.......his foot's a little sore from kicking your ass to no effect that he's decided to try mindgames on your sorry self.

Why is GTA upset that anyone even pays attention to his posts?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 10:40 PM   #3128
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He's some weird flavour of tsundere.

Why do people think 'tsundere' is a useful word?


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Old 06-20-2010, 10:42 PM   #3129
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They don't, you just made it up.

What does it even mean?

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Old 06-20-2010, 10:50 PM   #3130
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It means you should learn to google.

Who doesn't know what 'tsundere' means?


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Old 06-20-2010, 11:09 PM   #3131
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No one that matters.

Is Hal implying that GTA has man-crushes on other LF members?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:27 PM   #3132
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I think we all are. Implying, not crushing. ¬_¬

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Old 06-20-2010, 11:30 PM   #3133
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Is Hal implying that GTA has man-crushes on other LF members?

About as much as you're implying that I do. He's just got style.

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Why is GTA upset that anyone even pays attention to his posts?
I didn't know anyone besides you really payed any attention to anything I had to say.



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What does it even mean?
Example. Black Lagoon anime. Revy to Rock over time.

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He's some weird flavour of tsundere.
I could say the same about you.
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Why hasn't this thread moved onto the subject of beating each other senseless with cacti?


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Old 06-20-2010, 11:31 PM   #3134
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B/c we're not masochists, like you.

Why ain't it over till the fat lady sings?


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I didn't know anyone besides you really payed any attention to anything I had to say.
Charity's a bitch, I gotta tell ya.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:33 PM   #3135
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Because even when she sings, you still don't stop.


Why is Greg from redeye such a jackass?


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Old 06-20-2010, 11:36 PM   #3136
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B/c he emulates you.

Have you met your Baker yet?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:38 PM   #3137
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No, but I've met Bam Margera.

Why does Greg emulate me?


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Old 06-20-2010, 11:40 PM   #3138
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B/c he can't be you.

Are unicorns for real and are they ridden by leprechauns?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:50 PM   #3139
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Of course not. That would be ridiculous.

Why would you do that?

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Old 06-20-2010, 11:53 PM   #3140
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Because I just left a dead dessicated Raccoon in your 'fridge.


What does a Guiness look like?


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Old 06-21-2010, 08:33 AM   #3141
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Use your imagination


What does GTA look like?



Bink's Sake

"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 06-21-2010, 11:32 AM   #3142
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sorta...

What does Demongo look like?


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Old 06-21-2010, 12:27 PM   #3143
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A black silhouette with a blue fire mohawk.

What does Totenkopf look like?

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Old 06-21-2010, 01:07 PM   #3144
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Like a healthy mummy

What does Jai'galaar Bralor look like?



Bink's Sake

"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 06-21-2010, 01:32 PM   #3145
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A lot like Jai'galaar Bralor.

Who said that?

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Old 06-21-2010, 02:23 PM   #3146
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The voices in your head, crazy boy.

Why does the mando lover have voices in his head that drive him to distraction?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-21-2010, 02:47 PM   #3147
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Because it's a remnant of Kreia, that blasted witch.

Why does macgrueber insist upon shooting ping pong balls out of a certan bodily orifice of his (I mean that's all good behind closed doors, ALONE, and especially when a bomb ISN'T about to go off)?


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Old 06-21-2010, 06:19 PM   #3148
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Because he wants more reviews , then what the cast of the "A-Team" is getting.






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Old 06-21-2010, 06:40 PM   #3149
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Any number divided by zero.

What do the names Bob, Otto, and Zabagabaz all have in common?

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Old 06-21-2010, 07:40 PM   #3150
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They were all in that question

What do you get if you divide green with blue?



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"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:04 PM   #3151
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I presume you want to make this a math problem...So, let's go with nanometers of predetermined respective color frequencies: Green=532 and Blue=473. 532/473=1.1247nm.
OR ~ 11.25 angstroms. That is approximately between deep X-ray to nuclear bandwidth of wavelengths...or it might just be completely in the nuclear bandwidth. I dunno, I'll have to ask Jae Onasi on that one to be sure.

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Any number divided by zero.
Did you say you'll help with calculus? What's your hourly rate?

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Why is Fancis such an ass all the time?


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Old 06-21-2010, 10:06 PM   #3152
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I wouldn't know, I've never heard of Fancis.

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Old 06-21-2010, 10:09 PM   #3153
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I get them from random places all around the world.

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Why are my crabs fighting?


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Old 06-21-2010, 10:15 PM   #3154
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Because they can find no heads, so they latch onto each other in an attempt to zombify.

You didn't mean headcrabs, did you?

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Old 06-21-2010, 10:29 PM   #3155
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It was meant to be ambiguous...I could be talking about sea crabs, or fresh water fiddler crabs, or headcrabs, or............

Wanting those nifty pants just like the ones Bob Barker is wearing.


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Old 06-21-2010, 10:38 PM   #3156
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No.


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Old 06-21-2010, 11:50 PM   #3157
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Why wasn't there a question up there?

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Old 06-22-2010, 04:10 AM   #3158
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There was......a stupid computer one.

Does anyone really care what Bralor is doing w/GTA's monkeys?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-22-2010, 11:11 AM   #3159
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I don't want to know about it

What do you mean by banana?



Bink's Sake

"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 06-22-2010, 12:35 PM   #3160
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Depends on what you mean by "orange you glad."

What are you looking at?

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