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Old 07-03-2010, 11:15 PM   #3241
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Old 07-04-2010, 01:40 AM   #3242
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Old 07-04-2010, 01:45 AM   #3243
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If you do, you'll have to kill him.

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Old 07-04-2010, 01:45 AM   #3244
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Old 07-04-2010, 01:48 AM   #3245
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You just yourself placed on a menu somewhere other than here.

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Old 07-04-2010, 01:50 AM   #3246
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Old 07-04-2010, 01:52 AM   #3247
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I think you're lying for kicks.

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Old 07-04-2010, 08:39 AM   #3248
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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
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Old 07-04-2010, 09:22 AM   #3249
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None. I enjoy my life. You're the emo.

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Old 07-04-2010, 10:01 AM   #3250
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Old 07-04-2010, 11:15 AM   #3251
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Old 07-04-2010, 11:43 AM   #3252
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Old 07-04-2010, 04:31 PM   #3253
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No, they're into casual encounters.

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Old 07-04-2010, 05:09 PM   #3254
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He'll admit it after Bert and Ernie come out of the closet and not a moment before that.

Just how long has Oscar been snorting the white powder anyway?


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Old 07-04-2010, 05:58 PM   #3255
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Old 07-04-2010, 06:37 PM   #3256
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Who says you didn't......

Why does Hal sell Snuffy all those drugs?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-04-2010, 08:06 PM   #3257
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A man's gotta make a living.

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Old 07-04-2010, 11:32 PM   #3258
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Old 07-05-2010, 08:38 AM   #3259
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:42 PM   #3260
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Because any more would kill the franchise and doom it to obscurity.

What's the first rule?

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Old 07-05-2010, 03:31 PM   #3261
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That depends.

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Old 07-05-2010, 03:34 PM   #3262
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Does a bear crap in the woods?

Is Hal going to make any comments about GTA's mom?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 07-05-2010, 04:11 PM   #3263
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Maybe.

Will Hal make any comments about Totenkopf's mother, or Alk's mother, or one of these newer kids' mothers, or all the newer kids' mothers?


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Old 07-05-2010, 04:35 PM   #3264
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.

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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-05-2010, 05:54 PM   #3265
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Does Hal make jokes about mothers?

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Old 07-05-2010, 06:22 PM   #3266
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Old 07-05-2010, 07:42 PM   #3267
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Old 07-05-2010, 08:28 PM   #3268
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Old 07-05-2010, 10:29 PM   #3269
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Only if he gets a clue and also he's a sponge and can't live out of water. Oh wai--


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Old 07-05-2010, 10:47 PM   #3270
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B/c Bam was trying to **** the parrot.

What happens if you mix Red Foreman w/Party Boy?


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Old 07-06-2010, 01:09 AM   #3271
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Umm... I really don't want to know.

Who are the "96 quite bitter beings"?


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Old 07-06-2010, 01:26 AM   #3272
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The staff at LF.

How much is $1 in American money?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Enough to get you a picture of George Washington.

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Old 07-06-2010, 03:57 AM   #3274
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Enough to tell me you're a wise acre.

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Depends on her level of experience and technique.

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Enough to get you a picture of George Washington.

How much is 1 compared to 3.5 divided by 2?
In pounds sterling, yen or euros?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 07-06-2010, 04:13 PM   #3277
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I don't know about that but I do know "If you lift that thang higher, you may even get a doughnut hole. You dig?" --Dolemite

Who is cornholio?


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GTA's alternate alias.

Why are politicians so darn honest?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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They do things because their payors said so, and you know, those people with the payroll are just so reputable.


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Like a cornholio special probably, with a side order of foot-from-ass.

Where's the doody flinging monkey army when you need it?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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