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Old 07-13-2010, 05:58 PM   #3321
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What if the sun would explode right on schedule?



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"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 07-13-2010, 09:55 PM   #3322
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Then I suppose we'd expect it.

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Old 07-14-2010, 12:55 AM   #3323
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I would become a space terrorist and hijack one of those flying saucers that I hear people mention from time to time, just to get the hell of the solar system.

(Me: OKAY! *click-click* DON"T NO ALIEN MOVE GODDANGIT....THIS HERE SAUCER IS BEING HIJACKED! I DEMAN.............. WHATTA YA LOOKING AT???...put your spindly tentacles up *nudges alien with the end of the gun barrel* I SAID PUT YOUR TENTACLES UP - YOU!...YEAH!..that's right..don't piss off the (hu)man with a boom stick, if ya know what's good for ya. NOW!....AS I WAS SAYING, I DEMAND YOU TAKE ME WERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE - GOT THAT!?)



What if someone really did hijack a flying saucer, would we all know about it?


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Old 07-14-2010, 01:01 AM   #3324
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The government would. We would have our suspicions.

What if I hijacked a flying saucer and took all LucasForumites to a place far away?

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Old 07-14-2010, 01:25 AM   #3325
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Then you would become Noah 2 and the saucer would be christened as the "SPACE ARK". (BTW, don't forget the animals either, two of every kind. That includes GTA's doody flinging monkeys, can't leave without the doody flinging monkeys - you know.)





What if the flying saucer you hijacked, got hijacked by alien space pirates later?


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Old 07-14-2010, 03:37 AM   #3326
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We would use redneck guerrilla tactics and tactical shotguns to fight them off.

Does Sith really happen?

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Old 07-14-2010, 11:20 AM   #3327
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Of course not that's why it's in purifier's sig.....


What if Jai'galaar Bralor would lose 1456 posts and really become a lurker?



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"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 07-14-2010, 01:49 PM   #3328
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Nerd Rage.

What if Demongo lost all of his posts and had to return the souls.

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Old 07-14-2010, 02:59 PM   #3329
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What if this wasn't a what if question?



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"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:30 PM   #3330
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Then I suppose this wouldn't be an answer.

What if?

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Old 07-14-2010, 04:02 PM   #3331
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Then 2+2 would equal fish.

How?



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Old 07-14-2010, 06:54 PM   #3332
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That's how.


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Old 07-17-2010, 03:08 PM   #3333
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Old 07-17-2010, 04:24 PM   #3334
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Because

Why because?



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"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 07-17-2010, 04:40 PM   #3335
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because why.


why because why?




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Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-17-2010, 06:36 PM   #3336
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Because intentions are important for establishing motive.


My tomboy lady friend that wants to know: Is Harland Williams open? (She doesn't even notice me. 0_0,)


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Old 07-18-2010, 08:00 AM   #3337
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Why of course

Do you smell something?



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"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"

"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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Old 07-18-2010, 01:29 PM   #3338
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It's just your head burning.

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Old 07-18-2010, 04:05 PM   #3339
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Yeah, hungry like the wolf.







Exactly how, does one go space theirself?


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Old 07-18-2010, 05:31 PM   #3340
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I'd rather not say.

Anybody got a Riccola?

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Old 07-18-2010, 06:54 PM   #3341
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No, but I got a non-name brand cough drop!


Do you want it?


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Old 07-18-2010, 08:15 PM   #3342
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Nah I have a whole bunch of my own cough drops thanks.

Who is a jackass that watches jackass?


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Old 07-18-2010, 11:24 PM   #3343
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Take a look in the mirror the next time you're alone.

Why was Red Foreman's boot stuck in your ass the other day?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:31 PM   #3344
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Because he was tired of getting it stuck in your ass. But Rosie O'Donnell will be visiting you soon anyway to take his place...with a large surprise that has your name on it.





What is good for the goose's gander?


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Old 07-19-2010, 03:33 PM   #3345
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Someone who doesn't kill it by forcing it to birth more and more eggs oce they realize it has lain eggs of gold.

'Roid rage or 'Rhoid rage?


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Old 10-25-2010, 08:47 PM   #3346
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Either one's equally bad.

Do look upon the threshold of a shuttered room dreaming in the darkness of a god so terrifying and awe-inspiring that he can drive you insane with his six-pack abs?

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Old 10-26-2010, 03:18 AM   #3347
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No I simply see that narcissistic tentacle face for what he is and I am getting more and more tempted to take my cheap piece of **** cheap 4-12" angle grinder from harbor freight and use it on his facefull of sinewy extensions protruding its most unceremonious order. At least this unstable orange junk tool would serve a useful purpose as I'd love to see his face caught in that thing.

If that mechanic chick from full metal alchemist was Samus, what would that make your dog?


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Old 11-03-2010, 02:49 PM   #3348
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Presumably just my dog.

How militaristicly can you run a fast-food restaurant?

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Old 11-05-2010, 05:38 PM   #3349
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So militaristically that you have soldiers at every point of importance and a drill Sargent in each bathroom ordering you how and when to take a leak.

What does Dr Wily look like?


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Old 01-01-2011, 04:07 AM   #3350
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Why ask when you need only look in your mirror.......

Why is Red obsessed with putting his foot in everyone else's ass?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:23 PM   #3351
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He isn't, it's the dumbassery of his neighbor Bob or the kettle-headedness of others that drives up his heare rate to want to do such a thing.

Evil Spock is evil?


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Old 01-01-2011, 02:29 PM   #3352
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Yes.

How insane would someone go after seeing the infinite complexity of time?

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Old 01-02-2011, 02:57 AM   #3353
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Insane enough to launch a jar of jam at radar.


Why did the abominable woof man blow up on your porch?


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Old 01-02-2011, 09:18 AM   #3354
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'cuz someone stuck a blasting cap in his ass.....
Why does Jules like to use a "gourmet" shot?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-02-2011, 05:58 PM   #3355
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Because, you don't be crowdin' the goalie--ya need te extra edge. And I believe other teams' coaches are tyrannous evil men.


Why is it that DarkDream from Dragon Warrior 6 is not really an evil bastard? (Hint: look up on YT)


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He wasn't born out of wedlock, and is therefore, not a bastard.

How many eggs would I have to microwave at once to blow the door off the microwave?

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Old 01-02-2011, 09:20 PM   #3357
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depends on the microwave

Why should one beware of a Dyson?


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Old 01-02-2011, 09:31 PM   #3358
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Because once the tractor beam pulls you in, there's nothing stopping you from flying right into the contained star.

He didn't mean a Dyson Sphere, did he?

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No, he meant dice-on a sphere......some type of evil game that involves power tools and sex.

What kind of insurance policy does the Doctor have on the Tardis?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-02-2011, 10:01 PM   #3360
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Isomorphic controls.

Does Star Trek's Alternate Reality (the setting of the 2009 film) have its own mirror universe, and what would it be called?

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