Surfin' reprint, mother*******

jp-30 · 03-11-2007, 01:35 AM

Hero found it.

**** you, eBay!

(I'm trying to be all edgy and swear a lot to fit in).

Samnmax221 · 03-11-2007, 03:03 AM

****ing thank you, you gay father****er!

Because I'm not getting the appreciation I deserve elsewhere, I've taken it in here.

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Rametep Rametep! RAAMETEP Rametep! RAAAAMETEP RAAAAMETEP!!!

itchythesamurai · 03-11-2007, 06:43 PM

Excessively excited expletives!

Samnmax221 · 03-11-2007, 08:27 PM

I don't care if you are in the process of moving, I expect you to pursue the Internet like a meth addict pursues their next high, lets see some teeth.

itchythesamurai · 03-12-2007, 02:10 PM

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I don't care if you are in the process of moving, I expect you to pursue the Internet like a meth addict pursues their next high, lets see some teeth.

Funny that you should mention teeth, I'm just about to go to the dentist's office. If I'm exceptionally good, I get a dinosaur sticker!

Samnmax221 · 03-12-2007, 08:20 PM

I'm getting my wisdom teeth yanked out really soon, of course if they keep annoying me I just might yank em' out myself. RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

That might ruin my excellent dental health though.

Shmargin · 03-12-2007, 09:49 PM

This is pretty slick news. I'd buy the reprint even if it didnt include new material ( but it should, you know, to be cool ) just so I could have another copy of it.

My Surfin the Highway was bought way the hell back when I was in like 8th grade and the book was still in print and available at your local mall book store in hard cover for $20. Since then I've read it about a million times and the covers gotten some small tears on the corners with some scotch tape repairs. Still looks good enough for me though since I wouldnt sell it for anything. Why? Cause its mine god damnit.

Oh yeah and **** **** ass ***** **** weasle on a stick.

(everyone else got to do it.)

SyntheticGerbil · 03-13-2007, 02:04 AM

Hey that's awesome news. In fact if this had new material I would give my old one away, except Steve Purcell drew in it, making it unable to part with.

But yeah I'd buy a new Surfin' the Highway. About damn time really. ****ing internet booksellers. **** you Abebooks. **** you Albiris. **** you Amazon.

itchythesamurai · 03-13-2007, 02:31 AM

Gosh, I hope I never make it onto Gerbils ****list.

Yeah, my wisdom teeth are going to have to go. Think they want to do it around Thanksgiving.

SyntheticGerbil · 03-13-2007, 06:41 PM

I feel bad for mentioning Amazon. When they get something rare in stock and charge retail price, I love it. (I got the Little Nemo collection by pure chance after they had got it in stock for a limited time at about 25 bucks.) It's those marketplace sellers though.

Hey Itchy is your name Bryan then? Hello, Bryan.

itchythesamurai · 03-14-2007, 02:35 AM

Howdy, Sean. I'm fairly sure we established my name several months ago. Did The Unofficial tip you off or what?

SyntheticGerbil · 03-15-2007, 12:06 AM

I think I was thinking Eric is Bryan, but Eric is actually Eric.

Samnmax221 · 03-15-2007, 12:16 AM

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I think I was thinking Eric is Bryan, but Eric is actually Eric.

I thought Eric was the guy with the dissociative disorder?

milo · 03-15-2007, 01:04 AM

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I'm getting my wisdom teeth yanked out really soon, of course if they keep annoying me I just might yank em' out myself. RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

That might ruin my excellent dental health though.

Getting your wisdom teeth pulled is awesome, they give you some serious pain meds when they do it.

Samnmax221 · 03-15-2007, 01:10 AM

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Getting your wisdom teeth pulled is awesome, they give you some serious pain meds when they do it.

I know, friend of mine got his teeth pulled 2 years ago. He came back afterwards to drop some stuff off, was talking all sorts of crazy ****.

Ray Jones · 03-15-2007, 03:39 AM

Then he's ready to check out some Ketamine. Boah.

SyntheticGerbil · 03-15-2007, 02:39 PM

Last time I got my top wisdom teeth pulled out four months ago, I woke up an hour later and played some Sonic and did some homework. I don't know what you guys are referring to.

Samnmax221 · 03-15-2007, 02:55 PM

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Last time I got my top wisdom teeth pulled out four months ago, I woke up an hour later and played some Sonic and did some homework. I don't know what you guys are referring to.

I want a new drug!
One that wont make me sick!
One that wont make me crash my car!
Or make me feel three feet thick!

I think I really ought to sleep right now.

itchythesamurai · 03-15-2007, 04:35 PM

I say, what's going on with that poor hedgehog's scrotum?

SyntheticGerbil · 03-16-2007, 01:04 PM

What is that Purple Sun?

But sadly it was Sonic Heroes, I haven't moved on to the most terrible Sonic games just yet.

Samnmax221 · 03-16-2007, 05:19 PM

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I say, what's going on with that poor hedgehog's scrotum?

I don't know, this was drawn by some D-bag /i/ was trolling way back in October.

itchythesamurai · 03-16-2007, 08:47 PM

Man, I would hate it if someone on the Internets referred to me as a dimebag. Or Darrell for that matter.

Samnmax221 · 03-17-2007, 01:36 AM

Make my baby you drug paraphernalia!

itchythesamurai · 03-17-2007, 03:27 PM

Okay, but our baby will be named Gorav. Deal?

Samnmax221 · 03-17-2007, 03:46 PM

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Okay, but our baby will be named Gorav. Deal?

Or I could just hit you, and name it Salman. But I can't do that because thats what I'm going to name the Dog I get to keep bitches out of my apartment, in like 6 years.

Ray Jones · 03-17-2007, 04:09 PM

Or you could name the dog Indiana.

itchythesamurai · 03-18-2007, 04:54 PM

Quick, let's go resuscitate the Indiana Jones forum and tell them about Ray's funny!

Samnmax221 · 03-18-2007, 05:17 PM

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Quick, let's go resuscitate the Indiana Jones forum and tell them about Ray's funny!

No, lets just make a post with a hyperlink that doesn't work.

itchythesamurai · 03-18-2007, 07:11 PM

Now now, they have plenty of broken dreams, no need for us to go and worry them with broken links as well.

Ray Jones · 03-19-2007, 11:30 AM

They already know I am, itchnic. Moreover, girls know I am sexy, too. They lay me.

Apropos, what about err.. K..K..whatshernameagain? Anything you want to talk about?

Samnmax221 · 03-19-2007, 02:52 PM

For those who don't understand, Ray is making a Unix joke.

itchythesamurai · 03-19-2007, 09:10 PM

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Apropos, what about err.. K..K..whatshernameagain? Anything you want to talk about?

Hm, how do you get the really quiet/shy types to open up and not have to put up with the mind-numbing awkward silence?

Samnmax221 · 03-19-2007, 09:41 PM

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Hm, how do you get the really quiet/shy types to open up and not have to put up with the mind-numbing awkward silence?

Hollow-point to the kneecaps.

Ray Jones · 03-20-2007, 03:26 PM

Be sweet, samurai dude.

itchythesamurai · 03-21-2007, 08:35 PM

I am sweet at all times, but I thought nice guys finished last? Sexual joke ahead:

spoiler:
And wouldn't that mean jerks suffer from premature ejaculation? A mystery for the ages.

Ray Jones · 03-23-2007, 05:14 AM

Sweet ain't nice! Sweet means, you're sexey. Nice means you're a low priority sexual target because they connect nice to a lack sovereignty. If she's not talking, make her laugh.

itchythesamurai · 03-23-2007, 07:57 AM

I do good with the funnies, that shant be a problem. So you mean the definition of sweet that a bro would use, righ?

Ray Jones · 03-23-2007, 08:21 AM

No, I mean the definition of sweet which girls use when they say "You are sweet, dude, you make me leaking sh*t, maybe you can do me, maybe even right now?"

Samnmax221 · 03-23-2007, 02:57 PM

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I do good with the furries.

Fix'd.

itchythesamurai · 03-23-2007, 04:03 PM

Ewwz, I would never tap Mashi.