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Old 04-22-2007, 01:43 PM   #41
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Old 04-22-2007, 04:24 PM   #42
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I am an historian, I am not a believer, but I must confess as a historian that this penniless preacher from Nazareth is irrevocably the very center of history. Jesus Christ is easily the most dominant figure in all history. - HG Wells

A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic — on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg — or He would be the devil of hell. - CS Lewis

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it. - Thomas Carlyle

I know men and I tell you that Jesus Christ is no mere man. Between him and every other person in the world there is no possible term of comparison. Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I, founded empires. But on what did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded His empire upon love; and at this hour millions of people would die for Him. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Words are the tools with which we think. - Carl Jung

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Freud

Nietzche was twisted and abnormal - Tolstoy



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Old 04-22-2007, 07:47 PM   #43
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Old 04-23-2007, 12:17 AM   #44
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"Hi. We're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"
that's from History of the World isn't it. (can't remember which one.)


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Old 04-23-2007, 06:37 AM   #45
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that's from History of the World isn't it. (can't remember which one.)
It's from MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained". Look at her signature.

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Old 04-23-2007, 07:34 AM   #46
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that's from History of the World isn't it. (can't remember which one.)
And there's only one History of the World. They never made Part Two.

And in the spirit of the movie:

"Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise." - Count de Monet

"Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!" - Empress Nympho




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Old 04-23-2007, 07:57 AM   #47
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"Gloria Mundi is sick of the transit!" - Graffiti

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. " - Macbeth, Macbeth

"There's no art
To find the mind's construction in the face:
He was a gentleman on whom I built
An absolute trust. " - Duncan, Macbeth

"Stars, hide your fires!
Let not light see my black and deep desires. " - Macbeth, Macbeth

"Not to know what happened before you were born is to be a child forever. For what is the time of a man, except it be interwoven with that memory of ancient things of a superior age?" - Cicero

"A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however fertile, without cultivation." - Cicero

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."

"Do not be arrogant because of your knowledge, but confer with the ignorant man as with the learned. For knoweledge has no limits, and none has yet achieved perfection in it. Good speech is more hidden than malachite, yet it is found in the possession of women servants at the millstones." - Ptahhotep

"Truth is great and its effectiveness endures." - Ptahhotep

"Beware an act of avarice; it is bad and incurable disease." - Ptahhotep

"One who is serious all day will never have a good time, while one who is frivolous all day will never establish a household." - Ptahhotep

"If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
-St. Paul of Tarsus, 1 Corinthians 13

"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called sons of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." - Jesus of Nazareth, Matthew, 5.



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Old 04-23-2007, 08:26 AM   #48
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:19 PM   #49
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How about some Battlestar Galactica quotes - because if you think this series doesn't have great dialogue, then think again...

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Starbuck: "You sure they'll fly?"

Tyrol: "Well, the reactor's still hot, so all we have to do is pull the rack off from the engines, refuel it, load the ordenance, and you're ready to go. The biggest problem is going to be getting them over to the port launchbay."

Starbuck: "Why can't we use the starboard launchbay?"

Tyrol: "It's a giftshop now..."

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Roslin: "The lesson here is not to ask follow-up questions, but simply to say 'thank you, Captain Apollo, for saving our collective asses!'"

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Adama (standing on the bridge thinking of what Roslin just told him): "We better start having babies..."

[Long silence of disbelief on the bridge]

Tigh: "Is that an order?"


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Roslin (referring to Ellen Tigh): "You actually think that woman is a cylon?"

Apollo: "Well, if she's not, then we're all in a lot of trouble..."

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Gaius Baltar [in a desperate, high-pitched voice]: "No more Mr. Nice Gaius!"


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Adama: "She wouldn't have done this on her own. She was coerced..."

Tigh: "No one coerces Starbuck. Believe me, I've tried..."


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Roslin: "Doctor, I need your help. But it's illegal, dangerous, and in violation of your oath as an officer."

Doctor Cottle: "You're a lousy salesman..."


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Adama: "She thinks you'll be president one day."

Billy: "Excuse me?"

Adama: "That's what she said to me once. That you reminded her of President Adar when he ran for his first office."

Billy: "I don't really know how to respond to that, sir."

Adama: "Don't let it go to your head - Adar was a moron!"

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"This isn't dueling pistols at dawn, this is war - you never want to fight fair, you want to sneak up behind your enemy and club him over the head!"

- Starbuck: "Scar"

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Tigh: "Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, chief. We're evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that."

- Colonel Tigh: "Precipice"

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Tigh to Roslyn: "You know, sometimes I think you've got ice-water in those veins, and other times I think you're just a naive little schoolteacher. I've sent men on suicide missions in two wars now and let me tell you something - it don't make a god's damn bit of difference whether they riding in a viper or walking out onto a paradeground, in the end they're just as dead. So take your piety and your moralizing and your high-minded principles and stick them someplace safe until you're off this rock and you're sitting in your nice, cushy chair on Colonial One again. I've got a war to fight!"

- Colonel Tigh: "Precipice"

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Sharon: "Can I ask you a question? How do you know? How do you really know you can trust me?"

Adama: "I don't. That's what trust is."


--


"Sometimes surviving can be its own death sentence."

- Tigh: "Hero"



"You don't want to believe it, I know. The truth hurts, Bulldog. But it's better to know the truth than to live a lie. We're all soldiers, Danny - we're all expendable, and we did what we had to do to protect the mission. It's ugly, but there it is..."

- Tigh, "Hero"



"You gotta love a woman who can complain even with her jaw wired shut..."

- Dr. Cottle (to Cally): "Lay Down Your Burdens, part 2"


"There is a reason why you separate the military and the police. One fights the enemy of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tends to become the people..."

- Adama to Roslin: "Water"


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Old 04-24-2007, 02:12 AM   #50
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Old 04-24-2007, 03:23 AM   #51
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Oh jeez. You don't want me to get into this. But here goes. Ah, too late, I'm into it. You're in for a ride.

What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Get some fire in your ass!" ~ My Coach, to us during practice (I run XC)

"Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option." ~Peter Parker

"We'll go together." ~Kingdom Hearts II

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." ~Steve Prefontaine

“Look in the mirror. Paper towels, clean cab- limo company someday- How much you got saved? Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you’ll wake up and discover it never happened. It’s all turned around on you, and it never will. Suddenly you are old. It didn’t happen, and it never will because you were never going to do it anyway. You’ll push it into memory and then zone out on your Barcalounger, being hypnotized by daytime tv for the rest of your life. Don’t you talk to me about murder. All it ever took, was a down payment on a Lincoln Towne Car, and that girl- you can’t even call that girl. What the **** are you still doing driving a cab?” ~Vincent, Collateral

"When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back." ~Herb Brooks

Silence, Newbie! I wanted you to think about your self... and I really mean really think! What are you good at? What do you suck at? And write it down. Not so I could read it, and not so Kelso could read it. But so *you* could read it! Every day I see a guy, so concerned about what others think about him, that he doesn't spend anytime thinking about himself... There, you're evaluated. Now get out of here, because you truly make me so damn mad I might just hurt myself! ~Dr. Cox, Scrubs

"Maybe she'll be cool with it. Not bloody likely." ~ my friend Matt, speaking to another friend who left a voicemail on a girl's cell phone to back out of prom.

"I love this game." ~ NBA

"Besides, you're not my type."
"Smart?"
"Single" ~Dialogue exchange between Vesper and Bond, Casino Royale.

"Whose first words were 'May I take your order?'" ~Patrick, motivating Spongebob

"Storm's getting worse."
"We'll pass through it soon enough." ~River and Mal, Serenity

"Hakuna Matata." ~The Lion King

"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney" ~Finding Nemo

"Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D.: Super. Chocolate. Bear.
Turk: I love it." ~Scrubs

"Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'" ~Michaelangelo, TMNT (1990 film)

"sea monkey has my money…" ~Dory, Finding Nemo

"It's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on the beach to hatch, and then — koo-koo ka-choo! — they find their way back to the Big Ol' Blue." ~Finding Nemo

"Woah, kill the motor dude. Let us see what Squirt does... flying solo." ~Crush, Finding Nemo

"He either said "go to the back of the throat", or "he wants a root-beer float"." ~Dory, Finding Nemo

"Dory: CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu… mMm…
Marlin: Dory? Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory: ...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons?" ~Finding Nemo

"I decided I wasn't going to come down. I was going to fly. I was going to stay up in the air forever." ~Jesse Owens, on his record breaking long jump

"A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts." ~Steve Prefontaine

"How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races? All my life people have been telling me, 'You're too small Pre', 'You're not fast enough Pre.' 'Give up your foolish dream Steve.' But they forgot something. I have to win." ~Pre

"The best pace is a suicide pace, and today is a good day to die." ~Pre

"Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it." Pre

"This city will be your grave." ~Kratos, God of War

"Pirate." ~Captain Jack Sparrow

"I have a dream." ~Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" ~Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

"If you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." ~Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs

["Is there no one else? Is there no one else?"

"Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone take my glory!"

"At night I sometimes see them. The faces of the men I killed. They're waiting for me on the far bank of the Styx. They say, Welcome, brother."] ~Achilles, Troy

"Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?" ~Odysseus, Troy

["Petey Jones. Running back. THE. Running back."

"Why the clouds, Sunshine?" ]~Remember the Titans

"Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of **** they are." ~Lee, Rush Hour (my man, Jackie Chan)

"Play it from the bottom of your heart to the tip of your toes. Every time." ~Brian Kahanek, Guitar Hero II

"The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision." ~Helen Keller

"The man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." ~Muhammad Ali

"Like many things, I am nothing." ~Li Mu Bai, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

"A faithful heart makes wishes come true." ~Lo, Crouching Tiger

"Top floor, the view alone will leave ya breathless." ~Kanye West, off the track "Jesus Walks"

"So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will win hundred times in hundred battles. If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you win one and lose the next. If you do not know yourself or your enemy, you will always lose." ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"All warfare is based on deception." ~Sun Tzu

I think that's enough for now. I doubt you're gonna read all these. But these are definitely some of my favorite quotes. I'm big on quoting things. And I haven't even started on literary stuff. I'll get those in a post later. I have 200 pages to read in 4 hrs and I'm still on here looking for quotes. Dangit.




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Old 04-24-2007, 10:46 AM   #52
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These are from Hot Fuzz:

Nicholas Angel: What's with all the cake?
Inspector Frank Butterman: Oh, that's for constable Butterman's minor indiscretion.
Nicholas Angel: What? For last night?
Inspector Frank Butterman: Oh no, the cake is punishment for misplacing his helmet last week. No, last night's antics will require something a little more serious.
Nicholas Angel: Well I should think so. What did you have in mind?
Inspector Frank Butterman: Well let's just say we won't be running short of Chunky Monkey for the next month.
Danny Butterman: Daaaaaad!

Danny Butterman: So what made you want to become a policeman?
Nicholas Angel: Officer.
Danny Butterman: What made you want to become a policeman officer?
Nicholas Angel: I can't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer, except for the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the frog. I remember when I was five, my uncle Derek bought me a police pedal car. There wasn't a minute of the day I spent out of that car. I went round - arresting kids much bigger than me. I got beaten up a lot, but it didn't stop me.
Danny Butterman: Man, he sounds like a great guy!
Nicholas Angel: Actually he was arrested for selling drugs to students, probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds.
Danny Butterman: What a ****.
Nicholas Angel: Naturally, I never went near it again. I just left it there in the yard to gather rust. But I never lost the profound sense of right and wrong I felt behind the wheel of that pedal car. And I always wanted to be a police officer, from that moment on.
Danny Butterman: Oh. Shame really...
Nicholas Angel: How so?
Danny Butterman: I think you would have made a great Muppet...

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Old 04-28-2007, 07:14 PM   #54
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Old 04-30-2007, 06:34 AM   #55
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All my fav quotes are funny ones from moives, here we go:

Bobby Boucher: [after Reading A Question About Benjamin Franklin] Ben Franklin
Young Bobby Boucher: [Flashback To Bobby's Childhood] Mama, When Did Ben Franklin Invent Electricity?
Mama Boucher: That's Nonsense, I Invented Electricity. Ben Franklin Is The Devil!
-The Waterboy

[standing on stairs telling future to man walking out of restroom]
Cody: You're getting lucky tonight.
[to "woman" walking out behind him, holding his hand]
Cody: He doesn't know you're a guy.
-Scary Movie 3

[on the phone]
Cindy: Hello?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: What? Willie Mays?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: What?
Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Kind of.
Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Yes. Perfect.
Tabitha's Voice: Seven days.
Cindy: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?
Tabitha's Voice: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now.
Cindy: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?
Tabitha's Voice: Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
Cindy: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
Tabitha's Voice: Well, that depends. What holiday?
Cindy: Martin Luther King Day.
Tabitha's Voice: Then no.
Cindy: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.
Tabitha's Voice: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the s*** out of you if you'd rather have that.
-Scary Movie 3

George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
[puts hand up in the air]
George: and start livin' down here?
[puts hand down low]
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
[puts his hand out to the side]
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
[puts his hand to the other side]
CJ: ****, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rate are out side, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real **** right there! A-Ha!
George: Guys, I really don't see what this has anything to do with anything...
-Scary Movie 3

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Old 04-30-2007, 06:55 AM   #56
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Old 05-01-2007, 08:17 AM   #57
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I’ll just post a dialogue sequence from the classic mob film Goodfellas for today.

Tommy DeVito: No more shines Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said no more shines Billy. Maybe you didn't hear about it you've been away a long time I didn't go up, didn't tell ya.
Billy Batts: Ah…
Tommy DeVito: I don't shine shoes no more.
Billy Batts: Relax, would ya. What's got into you? I haven't seen you in a long f---ing time, and I'm breaking your balls a little bit; I'm only kidding with ya…
Tommy DeVito: Well, sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people here…
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with ya
Tommy DeVito: It’s okay.
Billy Batts: I didn’t mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I’m sorry.
Billy Batts: I’m sorry too.
Tommy DeVito: It’s okay.
Billy Batts: Salud, Tommy.
Tommy DeVito: Can we get some drinks? Everybody, drinks on the house.
{Jimmy and Billy momentarily debate over who are shouting the drinks. Jimmy ends up shouting the drinks}
Billy Bates: {Receives his drink, then takes a sip, and says} Now go home and get your f---ing shine box.



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I like this exchange from Serenity:

Wash: "This landing is going to get pretty interesting..."

Mal: "Define interesting!"

Wash" 'Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die' ??"

Mal [grabs intercom]: "This is the captain. We have a little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode!"



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Julian Bashir: You know, some people say that you remained on DS9 as the eyes and ears of your fellow Cardassians.
Garak: You don't say! Doctor, you're not intimating that I'm some sort of spy, are you?
Julian Bashir: I wouldn't know, sir.
Garak: Ah, an open mind. The essence of intellect.

Julian Bashir: You’re very kind, Mister Garak.
Garak: Oh, it’s just Garak. Plain, simple...
Bashir and Garak: ...Garak

Elim Garak: I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day, but I don't trust coincidences.

Julian Bashir: If you're not a spy, maybe you're an outcast.
Elim Garak: Or maybe I'm an outcast spy.
Julian Bashir: How can you be both?
Elim Garak: I never said I was either.

Julian Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't?
Elim Garak: My dear doctor...they're all true.
Julian Bashir: Even the lies?
Elim Garak: Especially the lies.

Elim Garak: I am no more a spy than you are...
Julian Bashir: ...a doctor.

Julian Bashir: Still the man of mystery.
Elim Garak: Oh, you wouldn't have me any other way.

Julian Bashir: And so they exiled you.
Elim Garak: That's right! And left me to live out my days with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with you.
Julian Bashir: I'm sorry you feel that way. I thought you enjoyed my company.
Elim Garak: Oh, I did! And that's the worst part. I can't believe that I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug sanctimonious face.

Julian Bashir: Well, I guess this means the end of our Starfleet careers.
Garak: Well, I wouldn't worry about that, Doctor.
Jadzia Dax: That's easy for you to say.
Garak: Oh, you misunderstand me, Lieutenant. All I meant was, it's a little foolish to worry about your careers at a time like this, when there's a good chance we're all about to be killed.

Garak: Didn't anyone tell you? You see, I pretend to be their friend - then I shoot you

[after Bashir tells the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf]
Julian Bashir: The point is, if you lie all the time, nobody's going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth.
Elim Garak: Are you sure that's the point, doctor?
Julian Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?
Elim Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.

Julian Bashir: I can't believe you're not pressing charges.
Elim Garak: Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed a similar concern, but really doctor, there was no harm done.
Julian Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavical.
Elim Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.
Julian Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny.
Elim Garak: I'm serious, doctor! Thanks to your administrations I'm almost completely healed but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.

Elim Garak: Kiss the girl, get the key, they never taught me that in the Obsidian Order

Elim Garak: You saved the day, by destroying the world.
Julian Bashir: I'll bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

[Re: the decor in the holodeck, circa 1964]
Elim Garak: Another decorator's nightmare. This era had a distinct lack of taste.

[Bashir has shot at Garak, who is lightly bleeding from his neck]
Julian Bashir: You'll be fine. It's just a flesh wound.
Elim Garak: That was awfully close. What if you'd killed me?
Julian Bashir: What makes you think I wasn't trying?
Elim Garak: [Brightening] Doctor, I believe there's hope for you yet.



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From the movie Goldfinger-
Bond: You expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

300-
Persian: My arm!
Spartan: It isn't yours anymore.

Casino Royale-
Bond: Now the world will know you scratch other men's balls. (or something like that)

I also have a couple of quotes made by my friends. you may not find them funny because you havent personally seen their contexts, but here they are anyway:

"Son of a motha****a, dirty motha****a." - One of my friends, referring to the person he thought had flicked his mp3 player, only to realise it was in his pocket.

"OMG THIS IS ALCOHOL!" - Same guy, after drinking a 50 ml bottle of booze.

"All the motha****as like to sleep together." - Another guy, referring to a row of friends (me included) lying on the floor in sleeping bags just before he joined them.


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Homer: Hello, operator, gimme the number for 911!

Homer: Oh Arthur Forunte, do you know what he did? He gave Springfield Zoo 2 male pandas and got them to breed successfully!
Mr. Burns: And a stunt like that impresses people?
Homer: Oh yeah, and i'm not easily impressed. WOW! A blue car!
Mr. Burns: If a stunt like that impresses people than i'm gonna give them somethnig mankinds been searching for since the dawn of time.
Homer: A sober Irishman?
Mr. Burns: Even rarer...

And now for some advice:

There is always success in failure
or something like that in Dr. Joe Vitale's book, Lifes missing instruction manual: The guidebook you should've been given at birth


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"A dream that doesn't cherish friends is just a trash!" - Naruto, in Naruto movie 2

"Fear... Fear is atracts the fearfull, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear is my ally" - Darth Maul, in SW EP 1 the one truth trailer

Quotes from my favourite Diablo2 character, the assasin:

Den of Evil Entry: "So dark, perfect."

Blood Raven Defeat: "What I kill stays dead."

Forgotten Tower Entry: "Ugh, who would want to remember this place?"

Jail Entry: "Try and cage me demons."

Andariel Defeat: "Death becomes you Andariel."

Mephisto Defeat: "Heh, Mephisto, you were no match for me."

Diablo Defeat: "A hero's mistake was finally corrected."

Baal Defeat: "The brotherhood is no more."

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Old 05-18-2007, 06:18 AM   #64
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