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Old 02-21-2001, 08:16 PM   #1
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What is the funniest line in EMI. I say "I want to keep this to my self and a select group of close friends"
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Old 02-21-2001, 09:15 PM   #2
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Why is that funny?
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Old 02-21-2001, 09:29 PM   #3
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'You've befouled my platypus!'
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Old 02-21-2001, 10:27 PM   #4
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There are no funny lines in EMI.
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Old 02-21-2001, 10:29 PM   #5
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"quack...Quack...Quack....moooo."
"what kind of duck are you?"
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Old 02-21-2001, 10:51 PM   #6
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The first time I heard "Goodbye cruel adventure game" it cracked me up coz it wasn't something I was expecting, ummmmm I also laugh when Elaine everytime Guybrush goes off she keeps telling him not to get cursed or killed or whatever, I can't remember the line and of course I love the "ahhh so I see you are trained in the arts of monkey combat" but that's just a few of them, I think the jokes seem to be getting less and less with each game, and it's dissapointing really
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Old 02-21-2001, 11:19 PM   #7
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I'm quite partial to the Titanic joke...

Guybrush: "You look kind of familiar..."
Figurehead Lady: "Perhaps you've seen me in your nightmares."
Guybrush: "I don't think so."
Figurehead Lady: "Yes you have, watch this: I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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Old 02-22-2001, 01:14 AM   #8
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They should have more lines I thought of EMI having two hilarious puch lines per act. I also liked the part when guybrush goes in the bankk and lands on his head but that isn;t really a puncline

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I have to agree with newfoundgloryboy or when Guybrush is talking to Herman..."How do I get off this f&@kin' island?!?!?!"
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ohhh thats the other great one smirk, i laughed so hard to hear the "jerry springer" bleep!!!
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Old 02-22-2001, 03:23 PM   #11
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Yup. That one was so unexpected.
I really can`t think of many funny lines right now, I`ll tell you if I come up with one.

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