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Old 12-16-2000, 03:20 PM   #1
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Ok, be creative and create your own Insult & Comeback. Write it down like this:
You fight like a farmer.
Oh yeah? You fight like a cow.

After 15 days I will set up the top 3 of best Insults & Comebacks.
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Old 12-17-2000, 02:10 PM   #2
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x If my dog had your face, I'd shave his hiney and make him walk backwards!
x Why, so you'd look good in comparison?

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Old 01-31-2001, 06:48 PM   #3
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Red face

I can't believe this topic didn't get more hits! Although I am sure that MegaMonkey would like a go at it.
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Old 01-31-2001, 07:19 PM   #4
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x I don't like you!
x I am rubber you are glue!

heh, sorry


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Old 02-04-2001, 05:36 PM   #5
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oh, I love this! Now I'll start seriously spam.. er... posting to this topic, making it get more hits

xYou banana eating wussy, you look like a monkey!
-At least I look like a two leg creature, but you look like a donkey!

xYou're slowest on attacking!
-But YOU'RE fastest at escaping!

xI'm the fastest to sail the seven seas!
-Yes, I see, every time you flee!

xMy face is known troughout the seven seas!
-Yes, nobody could forget such horrible breath!

xYou're going to die now as we meet!
-I might faint as I watch your teeth!

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Old 02-04-2001, 05:43 PM   #6
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HAD to add this one...


xYou're a disgrace to the word pirate!
-You don't even know what it means, dude!


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Old 02-06-2001, 11:10 AM   #7
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xWith fists you couldn't knock me dead!
-How approppriate, you're a bonehead!

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Old 02-06-2001, 05:55 PM   #8
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xI'm going to rob you for good!
-In your dreams, fool!

Am I the only one intelligent enough to post this thread?

C'mon... start posting!!!

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Old 02-09-2001, 09:30 AM   #9
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I would, but I'm not very used to insult people you know.....

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Old 02-09-2001, 11:43 AM   #10
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have I insulted you? what? how?

I mean, this is a game where you should make up your own piratey insult, not target it at someones you know but at another pirate of course

just look me examples...

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Old 02-09-2001, 01:52 PM   #11
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Oop Ack Chee.
Oh yeah, well: Chee Eek Ack
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Old 02-09-2001, 05:06 PM   #12
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I didn't mean to insult anyone in particualar.
I didn't mean you have insulted me or anyone else either.
It was kind of a joke, actually.

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Old 02-11-2001, 06:08 PM   #13
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Here is one... It's not good, but it is an insult. I think
x When I'm through with you, you'd be nothing left but a pie
* When I'm trough with YOU, you could wish you could die

x For you this is to be or not to be.
* Oh yeah? For you this is to flee or not to flee

What do you think about these?

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Old 02-12-2001, 11:40 AM   #14
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Quite good keep them coming.

xI'm the best poetist around 7 seas!
-But when his pen is replaced with a sword, he flees!

xI'm the swordmaster of this island!
-of course. everyone left because of your breath.

xI can kill you in many ways!
-You could, but can you? who says!

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Old 02-12-2001, 10:57 PM   #15
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I could kill you with my bare arms
yes, the stench would kill me

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Old 02-15-2001, 09:25 AM   #16
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-You're going to die a pity death!
xAfter 80 years of life.. neat!

-I am muscle, I am bone.
xYou're nothing when this fight is over.



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Old 02-15-2001, 10:35 AM   #17
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~I am woman hear me roar
*Oh please I beg you- no more

Sorry Dunno where that came from

~Nothing can stop me now, you're doomed to meet your death
*Of Course something can stop you, all you have to do is smell your own breath

I think I need to go sleep on it and come up with fresh insults in the morning


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Old 02-18-2001, 01:59 PM   #18
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He thnx Feral.
I wasn't in the Forum for a long while but now I'm back. By da way: Eladamri=TheLegend.


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Old 02-20-2001, 09:37 PM   #19
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x: My pet dog is smarter then you
X: he must have taught you everything you know
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Old 02-21-2001, 09:16 PM   #20
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That's not very original.
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Old 02-22-2001, 03:06 PM   #21
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xAll the pirates bow down before me!
-Yes, because you have so ugly face!

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Old 02-23-2001, 01:01 AM   #22
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X My banana picker is more useful then u can ever b
X its too bad it can't pick your nose 4 u.

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Old 02-23-2001, 01:24 AM   #23
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X I think that if u were ruler world we would all flea to mars
X First off You think, thas new and they owuld only flea of your stench

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Old 02-23-2001, 10:09 PM   #24
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X I'm trained in the arts of monkey Komabat
X oh yeah ack eek oop ha ha u lost two bannanas
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Old 02-24-2001, 11:03 PM   #25
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Old 02-25-2001, 02:10 AM   #26
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Quote:
Originally posted by MagnusB:
One face:
What do u mean?

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Old 02-25-2001, 02:12 AM   #27
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those insults are... well...

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