Very bad things! *keep it clean!* - Page 3

MrWally · 05-31-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chase Windu

I don't know which way it's coming out but it's coming out.

Are you saying... you can't tell the difference between your mouth and your anus?

BongoBob · 05-31-2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MrWally

Are you saying... you can't tell the difference between your mouth and your anus?

For chase I believe they're one and the same

Seph · 06-01-2007, 01:52 AM

I coughed up blood all over my windshield in front of a girl I like because of the sweet mixture of asthma and black mold.

Samnmax221 · 06-01-2007, 02:30 AM

I blew off my Values in Lit essay final for 2 weeks, now I have to have it done in 8 hours.

jon_hill987 · 06-01-2007, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MrWally

Are you saying... you can't tell the difference between your mouth and your anus?

You have clearly never had food poisoning that bad before then.

I believe he means that he has to sit on the toilet with a bucket in front of his face.

Joetheeskimo · 06-01-2007, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Seph

I coughed up blood all over my windshield in front of a girl I like because of the sweet mixture of asthma and black mold.

Gah?! I have asthma myself, but I had no idea an asthmatic reaction could be that severe...

jebbers · 06-01-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Commander Obi-Wan

Damn. I haven't even gotten my "learner's" driving license.

Don't feel bad. I didn't get mine until I was 19. And even then I didn't take the Road Test until I was 20. Failed 3 times.

TiE23 · 06-02-2007, 01:46 AM

One of my better friends is going into the Navy and is leaving in just a week or two. It really sucks because I've only been friends with him for around 6 or 8 months now and he's basically disappearing for a few years, so there's pretty much no chance for reuniting. But there is something interesting that happened...

jon_hill987 · 06-04-2007, 09:59 AM

My car was broken in to the other day, the lock is completely wrecked and the door around it is damaged. Looks like they were trying to steal it as one of the screws is missing from the cover on the steering column. Nothing is missing and the car was still there (not that they would have got far even if they had managed to hotwire it as it has an immobiliser), so it is not as bad as it could be.

The one question I must ask however is this; Who the f[lip] wants to go for a joyride in a 1.0 Suzuki Alto? It isn't exactly the most exciting car to drive.

*Alegis* · 06-04-2007, 01:45 PM

Limited progress on studying.
Hayfever gets the best of me. Going outside is a no-no (which I don't do anyways, but now it has become a physical limit)
Some of my scatterplots and other stat. models weren't saved on another machine, which requires me to return (and go outside, grmbl).

MTV2 · 06-05-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth_Ave

Pfft, I'm high on life! I don't need drugs that send me to an early grave and cause me to make bad decisions. Drugs are bad, okay?

no their not, the government just wants you to think that they are bad.

did you know that Marijuana cures cancer?

ZBomber · 06-05-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MTV2

did you know that Marijuana cures cancer?

Absolutely false. Marijuana is used by some cancer patients to help with the pain, it doesnt CURE cancer....

BongoBob · 06-05-2007, 08:07 PM

What he said ^

**RoxStar** · 06-05-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MTV2

did you know that Marijuana cures cancer?

Most illegal drugs actually accelerate cancer growth, steroids included.

Anthony · 06-05-2007, 10:53 PM

I blew out my left knee (i'm fairly certain i'm cursed with a perma-****ed left knee for life) biking in deep sand yesterday. Didn't fall (wet sand tends to be soft anyway) but the actual movement and force of pedelling/balancing at that very moment caused it to just give away. causing extreme pain, swearing and now a tensor bandage and a clicking knee.

BongoBob · 06-05-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I blew out my left knee (i'm fairly certain i'm cursed with a perma-****ed left knee for life) biking in deep sand yesterday. Didn't fall (wet sand tends to be soft anyway) but the actual movement and force of pedelling/balancing at that very moment caused it to just give away. causing extreme pain, swearing and now a tensor bandage and a clicking knee.

Holy s*** Ant, that sucks! I assume you went to a hospital/doctor. Did they say you'd have a perma-f***ed knee for life or is that just what you feel?

Anthony · 06-05-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BongoBob

Holy s*** Ant, that sucks! I assume you went to a hospital/doctor. Did they say you'd have a perma-f***ed knee for life or is that just what you feel?

I fractured/did something to it years ago and it never quite properly healed. I went to physio for it about 4 years after the fact, which mostly got rid of the grinding the knee did. The doctor said that it'd be fixable/correctable if i fixed it then, but now I think its coming back, or at least yesterday made something worse because now i just hurts in general, mostly right where it feels to be the tendons, which sucks.

Also my left knee hasnt had feeling at skin level for years. Its numb. Which is slightly worrying.

The accident that caused all that (6 years ago now? maybe 7) doesnt sound all that bad, and shouldnt have been, except my knee hit the ground first with all my body weight on it, and mostly took all the fleshy part off. :X

ZBomber · 06-05-2007, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I fractured/did something to it years ago and it never quite properly healed. I went to physio for it about 4 years after the fact, which mostly got rid of the grinding the knee did. The doctor said that it'd be fixable/correctable if i fixed it then, but now I think its coming back, or at least yesterday made something worse because now i just hurts in general, mostly right where it feels to be the tendons, which sucks.

Also my left knee hasnt had feeling at skin level for years. Its numb. Which is slightly worrying.

The accident that caused all that (6 years ago now? maybe 7) doesnt sound all that bad, and shouldnt have been, except my knee hit the ground first with all my body weight on it, and mostly took all the fleshy part off. :X

Chicks dig fleshly-missing scars. Just remember that.

Tyrion · 06-05-2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ZBomber

Chicks dig fleshly-missing scars. Just remember that.

Chicks also dig amputees. That doesn't mean you're going to go out and immediately cut off your legs, right?

Right?

Right.

ZBomber · 06-05-2007, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrion

That doesn't mean you're going to go out and immediately cut off your legs, right?

Right?

Right.

I wouldnt be so sure 'bout that...

Anthony · 06-05-2007, 11:37 PM

On any given day i love showing off my knee scars to chicks. always works.

"i got this one from falling"
"and this one too"
"this one is from sharp rocks, i'm so hardcore"

...yea

MTV2 · 06-06-2007, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ZBomber

Absolutely false. Marijuana is used by some cancer patients to help with the pain, it doesnt CURE cancer....

i know it helps glaucoma patients with pain. but it also helps in the prevention of prostate or colon cancer, i forget. THC can selectively kill brain tumor cells.

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"THC slowed the growth of lung cancers, breast cancers and a virus-induced leukemia in laboratory mice, and prolonged their lives by as much as 36 percent."

after that was found, the government banished the study and cut fundings to it.

....

i probably shouldn't be saying this.

*ET Warrior* · 06-06-2007, 01:24 PM

This is not the "Does marijuana save lives" thread. If you truly want to discuss it in detail there is always the Senate Chambers.

***Boba Rhett*** · 06-06-2007, 05:29 PM

I got a little poison oak on my face and arm.

ZBomber · 06-06-2007, 06:28 PM

Thats what you get for trying to get it on with plants, jerk

Commander Obi-Wan · 06-07-2007, 12:04 AM

I have braces now. It hurts like a bitch and I can't eat since it hurts everytime I put pressure on my teeth.

jon_hill987 · 06-07-2007, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Commander Obi-Wan

I have braces now. It hurts like a bitch and I can't eat since it hurts everytime I put pressure on my teeth.

soup is the solution.

Pho3nix · 06-07-2007, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Commander Obi-Wan

I have braces now. It hurts like a bitch and I can't eat since it hurts everytime I put pressure on my teeth.

That sucks man. I had braces for three years, on the upper and lower teeth.

Hurts like hell in the beginning and every month I had to go and tighten them, which also hurt.

And soup isn't really a solution, when I tried to eat soup right after I got em' even that hurt my teeth.

MTV2 · 06-07-2007, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jon_hill987

soup is the solution.

when i had soup with braces, one of the braces fell out for some reason. and the hardest thing it had in it was soaked bread.

**RoxStar** · 06-07-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MTV2

when i had soup with braces, one of the braces fell out for some reason. and the hardest thing it had in it was soaked bread.

Sometimes the brackets can break without eating anything. My orthodontist's assistant put one of mine too far up on one tooth and I bit down on it.

ZBomber · 06-08-2007, 03:01 PM

Extremely bad thing... I may have to go to summer school.

BongoBob · 06-08-2007, 04:16 PM

Oooooo, my condolences.

Commander Obi-Wan · 06-08-2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ZBomber

Extremely bad thing... I may have to go to summer school.

Awww ... ****. For what reasons?

ZBomber · 06-08-2007, 08:59 PM

I slacked off in geometry the whole year, then last quarter I actually tried but it was too little too late.

I just took my final exam today... i'll find out monday if its high enough to pass, but I dont think it will be.

Joetheeskimo · 06-08-2007, 10:41 PM

I hate geometry...I'm trying and I'm still getting C's.

ZBomber · 06-08-2007, 11:56 PM

It pissed me off cause towards the end I was trying really hard... and I mean I'd study for HOURS. Even when I did that I still got 70s. And I studied for this exam for 4 days, yestersay I studided from 4-11 PM... and I still failed it.... ug

Det. Bart Lasiter · 06-09-2007, 12:10 AM

Obviously you need to improve your cramming ability then.

ZBomber · 06-09-2007, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jmac7142

Obviously you need to improve your cramming ability then.

Cramming has nothing to do with it. I just dont think math clicks in my head.. its not something you can just study. You have to be able to actually understand it, and I guess I just cant.

EDIT - Why did I ever even take Geometry as an honors class?!

Tyrion · 06-09-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ZBomber

Cramming has nothing to do with it. I just dont think math clicks in my head.. its not something you can just study. You have to be able to actually understand it, and I guess I just cant.

EDIT - Why did I ever even take Geometry as an honors class?!

What problems do you have in Geometry? I'm not terribly great at math, and even though I rarely do my homework and pay attention in class I get B's on tests in my Geometry honors class.

ZBomber · 06-09-2007, 01:48 AM

I'm a lot better at algebra and stuff. I dunno. Something just doesnt click in geometry with me. I didnt even finish the test... If I got everything right for the problems I did complete, I got 110/170 points...